We searched the entire place, and he’s not here. Or … is he? Per the Northwest Florida Daily News: Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies went to an apartment on Miracle Strip Parkway to arrest a man who had outstanding warrants. They unlocked the apartment using a key given to them by…
The Juice has blogged about people stealing entire ATMs before. But this? As reported by thebrooklynpaper.com: A lowlife swiped thousands in cash from a Third Avenue money machine on Dec. 27 — then doused the dollar dispenser in chlorine, cops reported. Security cameras caught the villain breaking open the automatic…
You’re really going to make a federal case over a can of beans? Well, yes. Because that was no ordinary can of beans, as reported by The Hartford Courant. Police on Saturday arrested a Fair Haven man who they say received a kilogram of cocaine through the mail that had…
You may like shopping at Walmart. You may like working there, or you may have no choice but to work there. But if you think they give a damn about their employees, spend 30 minutes on the internet and you’ll learn otherwise. The Juice can understand an employee doing something…
Who knew that your undergarments are infused with your scent? Pretty much everyone, except for this woman, who tried to outsmart a police dog by stripping down to her bra and panties before fleeing. As reported by tcpalm.com: A 25-year-old woman found in her bra and panties after a traffic crash…
It might be tempting to simply chalk this one up to bad timing, but the dude tried to steal the hottest item in the world on the first day it was available! As reported by WDRB (Louisville, KY) According to an arrest report, on Thursday afternoon, 21-year-old Raylon J. Brooks…
So you didn’t hear about the sale at Macy’s where, for a very limited time, everything was $5? Well, there is a catch. There’s always a catch. As reported by wpbf.com: Vasthi Marseille and Marline Santelus were arrested Thursday on charges of grand theft and organized scheme to defraud. Wait.…
Although countless acres of pot are growing throughout the world, it is unlikely many of them are in the garden of a convent. There is (or was) one such acre in the garden of a convent in Uganda, as reported by the BBC: A regional police chief told the BBC…
Why shouldn’t you mess with the the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection? Here’s why: They “fined a Marshall Township man more than $100,000 for destroying two acres of wetlands to build a recreational pond.” As reported by timesonline.com (Beaver, PA): The DEP announced Wednesday that Francois Bitz, 52, of 1640…
It can’t be said with certainty what this woman was up to, but it’s gotta be “probably plus.” As reported by brooklynpaper.com, from the 76th Precinct (Carroll Gardens-Cobble Hill–Red Hook): Cops cuffed a woman who they say was sleeping in an apartment building stairway with a knife, pills, and some…