You bet (while you still can!) Better get down to Louisana and catch a cockfight before it’s too late. It’s the only state that still allows cockfighting, but not for long. The Louisana House and Senate have both approved of the repeal of a section of state law that declares…
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A Day In Jail In Washington, DC After Walking A Dog Without A Leash?
It all started with a $25 ticket for walking a dog without a leash. As reported in The Washington Post, per Washington, DC resident Peter McMahon: When I got to the station on April 12 at 6:45 a.m., I was promptly arrested. Throughout the day I was put in five…
Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
In this post-9/11 world, we ask a lot of airport security personnel – they are, after all, our first line of defense against airborne terrorist attacks. We expect them to be vigilant watchdogs, keeping their eyes and ears open for signs of anything unusual in our nation’s airports. But this…
Navy To Gay Sailor: You’re In, You’re Out, You’re In, You’re Out!
Petty Officer Second Glass Jason Knight, a trained Hebrew linguist, is gay. So, under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” the Navy booted him in 2005. He even had to give back his $13,000 signing bonus. Then, just 9 months later, the Navy called him up for a one-year tour in Kuwait.…
Not Your Ideal Landlord
Let’s just say that you wouldn’t want to live in an apartment owned by Vincent Tan of Edmonton, Alberta. Here’s what he was up to: A tenant came home and found Mr. Tan with his pants off and an erection visible through his underwear. Zoinks! Enter the police, who then…
Should This Boy Be Expelled?
Things must be going awfully well in the Collier County, Florida school system. Why else would they spend so much time and so many resources doing battle over a harmless prank? Here’s what happened: Senior Nick Sofos was asked to co-host a fundraiser for the school’s drama club. Just before…
Ambassador of God? Just Get A Driver’s License Already!
Missouri resident Thor Davis was no stranger to the state troopers. When Davis was pulled over … [Trooper] Hines recognized [him], as he had previously stopped Davis for motor vehicle license violations. Hines … asked to see his driver’s license. Davis told Hines that he did not have a license,…
Kill Someone, And You Can Get Less Jail Time Than If You Try And Fail!
In Illinois, if you kill someone in the heat of the moment, you can get LESS jail time (mandatory 6-30 years) than if you try to do so and fail! (4-20 years, with the possibility of probation). “It’s so goofy,” said Peter Baroni, an attorney and lobbyist who has worked…
There’s A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
Really. Mr. Bryson Pillars was chewing some tobacco when … [I’ll let the Mississippi Supreme Court take it from here. They just don’t write them like they used to.] It seems that appellant [Mr. Pillars] consumed one plug of his purchase, which measured up to representations, that it was tobacco…
This Pastor Will Not Be In Church Today
Pastor Herman Lewis, of the Morning Star Baptist Church in Spokane, Washington, told detectives he has been living a double life for years – church on Sunday, prostitutes drugs and alcohol the rest of the week. Apparently still in the “church” mode when he was arrested on Monday (for attempted…