/>Not by a long shot. First of all, Raymundo Flores was charging $5 and $10 for his merchandise. Actually the price is probably about right – FOR POT! Mr. Flores, an illegal immigrant from Mexico, was charged with selling $5 and $10 bags of marijuana to 3rd, 4th and 5th…
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Chinese Company Can’t Sell “World Cup Air”
They’re at it again. The same Chinese company that was selling land on the moon was trying to sell “World Cup Air.” The court nixed it.
Judge Has A Thang For The Beatles
Why else would the Honorable Gregory Todd (Montana Thirteenth Judicial District, Yellowstone County) issue a Sentencing Memorandum incorporating dozens of Beatles song titles? To read this silly thang in its entirety, click here.
Virginia Middle School Forbids ANY Physical Contact
Yes, that includes high-fives, handshakes, a pat on the back, and hugging (no matter how brief). Them’s the rules at Kilmer Middle School in Vienna (Fairfax County) Virginia. Per Principal Deborah Hernandez of the zero tolerance policy for physical contact: “You get into shades of gray. The kids say, ‘If…
Judge Lets Convicted Murderer Out On Bail?
Crazy as it sounds, that’s exactly what Ontario Judge Marvin Catzman did almost 15 years ago. At the bail hearing for Guy Paul Morin, who had been convicted of first degree murder, Catzman said “I would have to be mad if I didn’t see something wrong with this case.” So…
Not- So-True Confessions
The Japanese authorities REALLY screwed this one up. Suspecting vote-buying in the small Japanese town of Shibushi, they launched a major investigation. The results: 13 arrests of men and women in their 50s, 60s and 70s. Six of them confessed to buying votes with liquor, cash and parties. Now there…
If The Sleeping Pills Don’t Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole – And Here’s $5k For Your Troubles
In a recent case from Australia, two 20-year-old men, Robert Karaca and Jarred Royce Price, were charged with attempted murder. Their “victim” was a 32-year-old friend of theirs named Bruce Levin, who was intent on killing himself, and convinced them to help. Levin spoke of overdosing on sleeping tablets. If…
Low Rider Pants Won’t Fly In This Louisiana Town
If you like to wear your pants on the low side, you might want to bypass Delcambre, Louisiana. The town council just approved an ordinance that will outlaw pants that reveal undergarments or certain parts of the body (I’m guessing one of them is two words, with the second one…
Remember The Kid Who Mooned His Class, And The School Was Trying To Expel Him Just Days Before Graduation?
If you don’t, or you missed it, click here to read it. At the time of the post, his fate had not been determined. So did he graduate with his class? Per his grandmother, here’s what happened: He decided to forego the school board expulsion hearing scheduled last week along…
Yes, The $54 Million Pants Lawsuit With The Judge Against The Dry Cleaners Began Today
and a blogger from The Washington Post is covering it! To read the blow-by-blow, click here.(Scroll down to get to the beginning of the trial.) (If you need the backstory on this wacky case, you can get it here.)