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Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team

Who knew chickens were so into baseball? Some Texas chickens paid the ultimate price just to try to help their team. As reported by The Houston Chronicle: Fort Worth area police are investigating whether two prep baseball players sacrificed chickens in a bid to improve their games. Apparently practicing more…

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Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor’s Note …

Hmm. A woman convicted of forgery appeared in court to receive her sentence. She asked the judge for a postponement due to health reasons, and presented a doctor’s note. Hmm. As reported by the San Luis Obispo Tribune: Michelle Elaine Astumian was free on $45,000 bail and pleaded no contest…

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“Dirty Bastard” Is Okay, But “Raging Bitch” Isn’t?

What’s in a name? Plenty, if you’re talking about beer names and the Michigan Liquor Control Commission. You’re in trouble when the standard you’re using, as here, is whether the product is “deemed … to be detrimental to the health, safety or welfare of the general public.” A little vague,…

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