Regular Juice readers may recall that this will not be the first post involving a Motion to Continue a trial due to … a football game! I’m sure it won’t be the last, unfortunately. And just in case you think that maybe The Juice just doesn’t like football … He…
Yes, times are tough. But check this out, from a sermon by Anglican priest Tim Jones, per The Daily Mail: He told parishioners [shoplifting from major stores] would not break the eighth commandment ‘thou shalt not steal’ because it ‘is permissible for those who are in desperate situations to take…
True, and there are photos of it on the Washington City Paper site, which you can see if you click here. And check out the video below of the snowball fight. I’m not sure when it took place relative to the police officer brandishing his gun.
No need to think twice about sticking out your tongue, either in the United States, or probably almost everywhere except … Italy. You may not believe this but, as reported by UPI, “Italy’s highest court of appeal affirmed the illegality of insulting someone by sticking your tongue out at them.”…
Australian Christian Marchesani has unambiguous contempt for speed cameras. Per the Australian Broadcasting Corporation: … in January Marchesani sat on the fuel tank of his motorbike and rode past a speed camera twice with his thumbs up, reaching speeds of up to 130 kilometres an hour in a 70 zone.…
Hey, it’s not so easy to start a cult. Just ask Tennessee resident Jonathan “The Impaler” Sharkey. As reported by News Channel 9: He called himself “The Impaler”. He claimed to be a vampire. Now, Jonathan Sharkey can call himself an inmate. Sharkey wanted to start up a commune in…
Olay hires Twiggy (age 60) to promote a product (the Definity eye illuminator) that supposedly makes your eyes look younger. Said the ad, next to a photo of Twiggy … Olay is my secret to brighter-looking eyes. There’s just one small problem – the photo was airbrushed! I kid you…
(Full disclosure: “Hair” is one of The Juice’s top ten favorite films.) Even in late 2009, long hair is STILL an issue in some schools. The crazy thing about this story is, we’re talking about a 4-year-old boy! (Click on the link at the end of the post to see…
I know lots of states still have stupid laws criminalizing premarital sex. But the Juice found this Minnesota law to be particularly amusing. 609.34 Fornication. When any man and single woman have sexual intercourse with each other, each is guilty of fornication, which is a misdemeanor. Now I understand the…
Yeah, you generally want to be clean when you leave the house. The Juice would suggest, though, that this does not apply when it’s a house you’ve broken into! A Texas man would beg to differ. As reported by KETK News: Around three thirty [Sunday] morning, [Tyler, Texas] officers got…