If you’re a judge, and the case is a really close call, what do you do? If you’re Judge James Michael Shull of Virginia, you flip a coin! Really. As reported in The Washington Post: According to the court, Shull admitted tossing a coin to determine which parent would have…
The store, that is. I don’t understand what drives a foot fetishist, though when I think about the sweet, gentle curve of the arch, the juicy meat of the big toe … oh, sorry. Anyway, I don’t know what Robert James, Sr. of Montgomery County, Pennsylvania was thinking when he…
These are 2 stone-cold dudes. Back in April 2004, Michael Lee Davis held a 17-year-old dog named Gizmo – like a football – and Chad Crawford kicked him. Gizmo died. Crawford just went on trial. Do you think he was convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? A misdemeanor! The…
Holy Shit! No, actually, the name of the Canadian band is “Holy Fuck.” The band, featured on this month’s cover of the magazine “Exclaim,” was told by the venue Coachella that their gig was canceled because of their name. Funny thing though. Holy Fuck played there before! And remember, Canada…
As reported by the Associated Press: A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down. Seems he’s got a thing for mannequins, too.
Tru Dat. And exactly how did New York firefighters Michael Izzo and Richard Capece get caught setting a firehouse door on fire by pouring gasoline on it? By a surveillance camera! Either one of them is really stupid (the one who used to work at that firehouse!), or the surveillance…
Maybe Christen Comer’s lawyer read my prior post about the successful use of the “sleepwalking” defense by a killer. As reported in The Hamilton Journal-News: [The victim, Chelsea] Rose testified she and Comer met at Hill Station Bar in the early morning hours of July 7, 2006. They went to…
The German “Hugh Hefner” is suing a 19-year-old girl for age discrimination BECAUSE SHE WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM! Read it here.
As reported in The Murfreesboro [Tennessee] Post: A retired Murfreesboro woman reported a man identifying himself from Publisher’s Clearing House notified her she received a $200,000 prize but she needed to pay $857.75 in taxes before receiving the money. She sent a $857.75 money gram to a Smyrna address. Once…
Here’s what William P. Smith, Esq. said to the Judge in a Florida Bankruptcy proceeding: Mr. Smith: I suggest to you with respect, Your Honor, that you’re a few French fries short of a Happy Meal in terms of what’s likely to take place. Billy, Billy, Billy. You didn’t just…