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Lawyer Microwaves Cat – Really – And Claims It Was An Accident!

It’s good to be passionate about your work, but not too passionate. Take the case of Stanley Protokowicz, a Maryland divorce lawyer. He represented one Thomas Sanders (his best friend), who, shortly after divorce proceedings began, learned that his wife had been having an extramarital affair. Things began to go…

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Rhyming Judge Calls Woman “Whore.” Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.

On January 30, 1974, a young woman, who shall remain nameless, was arrested for prostitution. Having solicited a police officer (doh!), she sought a sentence of probation. Magistrate Judge Richard J. Rome complied. Unfortunately, he also issued the following Memorandum Decision: This is the saga of ___ ___ ___, Whose…

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S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What’s A Judge To Do?

Mr. Smith (that’s his name, really) was sentenced to 21 years for six drug offenses. He requested a new trial, fired his lawyer, and represented himself at the hearing on his request for a new trial. Mr. Smith’s “first use of profanity occurred when he used the word ‘fuck,’ apparently…

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Judge Says Law Is “Dumb.” Florida Court of Appeals Says …?

Attorneys are ethically bound to zealously represent their clients. Clients hire lawyers to do just that. And judges apply the laws as written, except those darned activist judges (which is all of them, depending, of course, on who you ask.) Down in Florida, William Grisham found himself charged with assault.…

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