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Judge Can’t Find Expert On Artificial Vaginas. Case Dismissed. Really.

If you thought you could find an expert on anything, you would be wrong.  As reported by HurriyetDailyNews.com: A Turkish judge has taken full responsibility in a pornography case while acquitting the investigation’s suspects after the court failed to find an “expert on artificial vaginas.” You’re probably wondering why the…

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Judge Accused Of “Tyrannical Partiality” By Ethics Commission Gets Indicted

It’s a robe, not a cloak of invincibility. This former Judge just learned that retiring got rid of the ethics charges but … as reported by The Daily Report … A Fulton County grand jury has indicted the former chief judge of the Brunswick Judicial Circuit for making false statements…

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Representing Yourself? Not Too Smart. Calling The Prosecutor a Nazi? Brilliant!

Unless it’s a traffic ticket where you don’t have much to lose, it’s just not a good idea to represent yourself.  This point is made over and over by cases like this. As reported by Courthouse News Service: On trial for mail and wire fraud, fallen real estate mogul Luke…

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Commission Rules On Complaint Against F-Bombing Judge

If you had to guess the state, you would have guessed “Florida.” You would have been right. As reported by The Miami Herald: Miami-Dade County Judge Jacqueline Schwartz broke judicial conduct rules when she told the owner of a Coconut Grove convenience store last year to “Go f— yourself” in…

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Contempt And 5 Days For That? Nah.

As reported by the Spokesman-Review: Spokane County Superior Court Judge Sam Cozza apparently has a dim view of people swearing in his courtroom. He halted proceedings midway through Friday’s first appearance docket after a teenager got up and stormed out of the courtroom, leaving a string of expletives in his…

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Some Judges Can Keep It In, And Some Can’t!

Here’s an example of a judge in Arkansas who couldn’t keep it in, although he really didn’t pay a price for his misconduct. As reported by ArkansasMatters.com: A Union County District Court judge is being disciplined after the investigation of several complaints. The Juice has seen worse, but this stuff…

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Sure Sounds Like This Dallas County Judge Is Not Bringing Her “A” Game

Perhaps it’s time to attend some of those judicial conferences and retreats? Maybe pick up a few things?  As reported by The Dallas Morning New: Earlier this year, [Judge Etta] Mullin made news when she refused to allow an attorney into her courtroom because he was wearing shorts. The attorney,…