Nobody likes it when the moment passes. (If you don’t get this reference, you missed a hilarious Seinfeld episode.) Nevertheless, some discretion is called for, especially if you are in a federal building! As reported by journalstar.com:
An Illinois man who used indoor potted plants as toilets was sent to jail for five days.
The Omaha Police Department says officers responded to a report of a 32-year-old man defecating on a potted plant in the waiting room area of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services building in Omaha. A building supervisor says he then urinated on another plant.
The man pleaded guilty to indecent exposure and received a five-day jail sentence Tuesday in lieu of paying a fine.
Police say the man explained his actions by saying, “Sometimes you have to let the bear outside the woods.”