If you are prone to occasionally jostling, you’ll want to stay out of Topeka, Kansas. Why? The long (non-jostling) arm of the law, that’s why. From the Topeka Municipal Code:
9.45.060 Jostling, crowding.
It shall be unlawful to be found jostling or roughly crowding or pushing any person in any public place.
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