What’s next? Tasing every pulled-over motorist before requesting a license and registration? For god’s sake man, you don’t have to tase someone just because you can! Here’s a ridiculous story out of Cincinnati, as reported by WKRC:
A St. Paris, Ohio man, not even registered in the Flying Pig Marathon, caused quite a commotion at the race Sunday morning.
Not registered? Tase him!
Police say 35-year old Brett Henderson was running down the course completely naked.
Naked? Tase him!
Officers told him several times to stop and get in a police cruiser, but Henderson did not listen.
Not listening? Tase him!
Police took him into custody in front of the Greyhound Bus Station on Gilbert Avenue, after using a taser on him.
The Juice doesn’t know where the offficer aimed the taser, but if he had to guess …