This one is just really, really, really strange. Per wtol.com:
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says [Mr.] Price … was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.
Holy shiznit! So what charge is Mr. Price looking at? A felony!
What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.
And if all that isn’t bad enough, a neighbor videotaped the latest incident. Said Police Captain Johnson,
Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.
Here’s the source.