Best Of
- It's Called Jury DUTY For A Reason
- This Law Is Nuts
- Could A Doctor Really Continue Practicing After All This?
- So, You Think You're Job Is Bad?
- This Is What You To Do A Sock Thief?
- Did The Judge Really Say That?
- Two Rooms Filled With Weed. You're Doing Time, Right?
- Do NOT Tell Me The Two Of You Did All Of This To Avoid A Ticket!
- So This Cat Makes Itself At Home In The Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
- You Really Think A Jury Will Believe You Did This In Your Sleep?
- Saved By The Cell
- No! Not The Butt Bandit!
- Isn't It Ironic?
- Doctor Of The Day? I Am Not Worthy. Really.
- Excuse Me, Sir. You May NOT Bring That Into The Hospital!
- Oh No You Didn't Just Call The Judge That
- Nudity In Art Gallery? Shocking
- An Anger Management Course, Perhaps?
- Nicely Done, Your Honor
- With A "Friend" Like This ...
- Dude Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt - Really
- Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
- Not A Good Way To Beckon In The New Year
- It's Hard To Believe These Fellas Were Caught
- My Weed? Why Would You Think That?
- The Darjeeling Express - "Kidnapper" Flees India
- Not The Best Way To Treat Your Tenants ...
- These Folks Must REALLY Love This Dog, Or Really Hate Each Other (Or Both)
- Speed Camera Photographs Birds ...
- Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
- Please Mister, Don't Kill Frosty!
- Busted For The Stickers On His Car?
- Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
- Lick My Toes And Film It With A Phone!
- Five "Security Guards" And One Streaker ...
- Really? You're Firing Me For Calling The Cops On A Shoplifter?
- Motion to Dismiss the Constitutionality of F...
- We're Supposed To Believe You Slept Through That?
- A Simple victim, a simple scammer ...
- Turning Yourelf In Is Great. But ...
- Parent Left Messages For Teacher Saying What?
- What Does Jury Duty Have To Do With The Wrinkles On A Dog's Testicles?
- "What's In A Name?" Plenty, Says The Judge
- Tell Me You Didn't Bring A Grenade Into The Courthouse
- Lawyer Loses Motion - Does Not Take It Well - At All
- That's Just Ludacris, Judge
- Outsmarted By An Elevator?
- You Didn't Outlaw Throwing Snowballs, Did You?
- Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
- Kick The Kitty, Anyone?
- Do Not Let This Man Near Your Cat
- Hmm. Might Want To Holster That Finger Next Time
- Excuse Me. What Did You Just Call Me?
- The King Of Peeping Toms?
- Criminal Doctor Awarded Damages!
- So It's Okay To Invade Brittany Spears' Privacy?
- You're Wearing Those For Your Community Service?
- Better Than Flying First Class?
- Naked Jogging Priest Says What?
- Man On The Lam After Ham Slam
- Does Lightning Strike The Same Place Twice?
- Cab Driver Jumps The Gun
- What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
- Don't Mess With My Dog
- Some Serious Polygamy
- I'm Certain You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
- To Be, Or Not To Be - A Potato Chip, That Is
- As If Running A Marathon Isn't Hard Enough
- Streaker Gets Hosed
- Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough
- Talk About Getting A Break ...
- Sometimes, What Goes Around Comes Around
- Is Husband Really Okay With Cheating Wife?
- White People, Please Leave The Courtroom
- Boy Hits Mom On The Head With What?
- Those Darn Hospital Visiting Rules ...
- Can You Stalk Someone From The Attic?
- Court Doesn't Like Friday?
- You DON'T Want To Roll This Guy's House
- A Right To Dry?
- Man F-bombed Judge And ...
- Crunchy, Crunchy Food
- Doctor Takes Picture Of Sedated Patient's What?
- Group Banned Because Of Their Name?
- Hmmm. Did Former Judge Say "Naughty" or "Gaudy" ...
- Teeth In Your Green Beans?
- Oh No You Didn't Bust That Lady For Dropping The F-bomb At Wal-Mart
- Gliding While Intoxicated?
- Judge Said What?
- Have I Got A Piece Of Property For You!
- A Doctor Is Kind Of Like A Tailor, Right?
- A Truly Obscene Number Of Obscene Phone Calls
- Damn You Teddy!
- Cook Put What In The Steak?
- Really? You Missed A Cyst That Big?
- Toilet Tissue Tax Tiff
- Think This Poor Kid Has ANY Sober Relatives?
- If You're Growing Weed, Think Twice About Having Burglar Alarm ...
- Uh, How Did You Get To Court Today?
- Teacher, Teacher - This Is No Way To Supplement Your Income
- Love Bites?
- Yo. What The Hell Are You Doing On My Sofa?
- Isn't Tenure Awesome?
- Doctor Powered His Car With What?
- Tell Me You're Not Going To Charge This Guy
- Yes, I Know Spitting Is Gross, But ...
- With A Picnic Table?
- You Might Think Twice Before Pissing This Kid Off
- No! Not Another Crime Committed With ... An Octopus!
- How Do You Revoke Your Own Bond?
- No, I Won't Drink To That
- Officer, You Tasered A Cow?
- A Real Jury Charmer
- You Named Your Horse "Nutzapper?"
- Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
- Son - Fat, Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life
- Quite The Mature Streaker
- A Doctor Without Boundaries ...
- Lookout. Here Comes The Judge.
- A Really Strange Tradition
- So Somehow This Is My Fault?
- A Case Of Life Imitating Art?
- What Part of "No Omelette" Do You Not Understand?
- Flower Fight Leads To A Severed ...
- A Candidate For The World's Worst Driver
- F-Bombs Hurled At Judge; "No You" Says Judge. The Result?
- Best Defense Strategy Ever? "Her Breasts Are Too Big"
- Okay, So This Judge May Not Be A Racist, But He Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
- Memo To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
- You Think Einstein Used Ecstacy?
- One Of The Strangest Toilet Stories Ever
- A Foot Fondler Hits The Target
- Seriously - You're Giving Me A Ticket For That?
- Surely The Best Fake Student - Ever
- Seriously, Busted For Feet On The Seat?
- Wendy's, Toilet Paper, And ... A Lawsuit?
- It's My Yard, Beyotch, So Go ...
- So, Do You Really Know What "Mayhem" Means?
- Man Loves Dog
- Surely One Of The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warnings
- This Former State Department Officer REALLY Dislikes Arabs
- This Is How You Behave At - And After - The Christmas Party?
- Hey Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
- Ouch! Bad Burglar!
- Seriously Hard-Headed Dude
- What's In A Name?
- Seriously - A Lawsuit Involving A Dog Named Shithead
- Um, Can Another Doctor Read My Films?
- Teacher Did What?
- Twelve-Year-Old Kid Did What?
- Not A Kid You Would Want As A Neighbor ...
- One Hot Kitchen
- For Labor Day, A Story About A Working Man
- Shhh. Kids, You Can Get R-Rated Movies At The Library. Jackass?
- You Outlawed Dancing?
- The Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
- This Guy Has To Be The World's Worst Driver
- No Bride Or Groom, And The Marriage Is Legal?
- Lie, And You'll Get By ...
- Solitary For Hairy Boy?
- A Wicked Foster Mother
- No, You Can't Look In My Bag
- Ladies And Gentlemen, Your Pilot Has ...
- Officer, I Swear It's Just Soap!
- Cat Microwaved By Lawyer?
- Just Bad Luck? Or ...
- A Little Fast And Lose With The Truth?
- This Guy LOVES His Car
- A Most Unusual Weapon
- So You Want To Be A Doctor?
- Your Honor Said What?
- Best Notice of Appeal - Ever
- Not The Best Time To Be Calling 911 ...
- So Much For Customer Service!
- Male Lawyer Called Female Lawyer What?
- Lawyer Said What To The Judge?
- Strip Search?
- Here A Bra, There A Bra, Everywhere A ...
- You're A Judge, And This Is Really Your Defense?
- It's A Bird. It's A Plane. No, It's A Sausage!
- This TOTALLY Bites!
- I'm Getting That Damned Motorcycle!
- Judge Hit With F-Bombs, S-Bombs, BS-Bombs ...
- Would You Vote For This Man?
- Should He Be "Doctor Of The Day?"
- You Got How Many Drunk Driving Convictions?
- I Challenge You To A Duel!
- Trial Continuance For Surgery On Your ...?
- Contempt!
- Dood - Can You Spel?
- Know When To Say When
- S-bomb Brings Contempt, But Not F-bomb?
- You Called The Judge A What?
- Flashing Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
- Man Cusses Out Judge And ...
- One Hot-Tempered Attorney
- Murphy, Murphy, Murphy - F-bombs And The Finger?
- Lots of F-Bombs to Judge; "No You" says Judge to Defendant! The Result?
- S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What's A Judge To Do?
- Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?
- A Very Unusual Bedside Manner ...
- What's Wrong With Bartering? Everything, In This Case
- What Would You Do For A $16,000 Rolex Watch?
- Are You Saying That It's Wrong To Have Sex With My Patient?
- Doctor's Troubling Career Ends
- Sex Doctor Back At It
- Doesn't Know ... From A Hole In The Ground ...
- What's Up, Doc?
- Doctor "Do Whatever I Please"
- Doctor Gets Away With A Wrist Slap For Some Serious Stuff
- Doctor Used WHAT To Power His Car?
- Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
- Good Drinking Buddy And A Good Doctor?
- Seriously, You Want The Dog That Badly?
- Run, Do Not Walk, From This Doctor's Office
- As Ye Sew ...
- How Do You Miss A Cyst That Big?
- Where Are My Breasts?
- Bad Doctor, Bad Boss
- This Is How You Examine Someone For An Ear Infection?
- A One Month Suspension For What?
- Was This Psychiatrist Treated Fairly?
- Apparently It's Okay To Invade Brittany Spears' Privacy - If ...
- What Does It Take To Ban A Doctor In New Zealand?
- Not The Model Doctor/Patient Relationship
- How About A Shot Of Weed Killer?
- Not The Best Bedside Manner
- Doctor Takes Photo Of Tattoo On Sedated Patient's Penis - Really
- Drugs For Sex Doctor Keeps License?
- Pretty Pricey Podiatrist
- Do NOT Let This Doc Read Your X-Rays
- Doctor Tells Patient "No Sex For 4-6 Weeks" After Surgery, And Then ...
- The Meth Man Cometh
- English Doctor - Who Repeatedly Failed English Exam - Back Practicing Medicine
- Not The Best Bedside Manner
- Are You Sure Your Doctor Is Not A Tailor?
- Ricin Doctor Wants Medical License Back
- Date Rape Drug Doctor Still Working
- You Won't Believe How This Doctor Allegedly Screens His Employees
- Another Deserving "Doctor Of The Day"
- Sexual Predator Doctor In Virginia Gets Slap On The Wrist - And Is Still Practicing
- A Long, Long Cat Fight
- Talk About The Long Con
- Texas House of Representatives Screws Up - Royally
- Doctor With A Quick Sex-Change Trigger?
- Fields Of Weed? Fuhgeddaboutit.
- Traffic Sign Hijacked, To The Dismay Of Australian Prime Minister
- Pain. Serious Pain
- Third Time Definitely Not A Charm ...
- Getting Rid Of A Stupid Law?
- If You Aren't Married - Keep Your Distance
- Talk About Patience ...
- Might Not Wanna Play Dice With This Dude
- No! Not The Butt Bandit!
- Unaware Or Unafraid?
- Should You Call The Cops When You Get Punched? Not Always.
- What Is It With McDonald's Customers Lately?
- Do NOT Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets
- There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop - Though They Might Surprise You
- An Excellent Deposition Performance
- Would You Do This To Prevent A Burglar From Entering Your Home?
- Would You Sell Beer To This Guy?
- The Baby Name Police Strike Again
- McCurry Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
- iPhone Catches Muggers
- Illegal Nudity In An Art Gallery?
- Bad Babysitter Arrested?
- Good New / Bad News
- Using Your iPhone Phone To Find Pot?
- Clerk Makes Himself Immortal
- Interesting Gardening Apparel
- Oh No You Didn't Just Try To Rob THAT Village
- Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
- The Lake Oswego Police Blotter
- So Much For "No Cussing" Week
- Bungling Burglars
- Facebook Used For What?
- Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy's House
- A Good Day For Johns
- Full Nudity, Anyone?
- Speeding, Kneeling Bird-Flipper
- Coincidence? What Do You Think?
- A Court Reporter Not To Be Messed With
- Aussie TV - Raining F-Bombs? C-Bombs?
- DNA Samples from 5-Year-Olds?
- Right To Dry?
- Did The "My Breasts Are Too Big" Defense Work?
- Yes, There Is Such A Thing As "Bad Publicity"
- Cook Put What Kind Of Hair In The Steak?
- Woman Left Man 13 Times - Then He Finally Gave Her The Boot
- She Said "No Omelette" - Okay?
- Do You Really Want To Send That Letter?
- ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
- Not A Kid You Would Want In Your Neighborhood
- ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
- Lawyer Quits Law For Professional Boxing
- Hey Pops, Pick On Someone Your Own Age
- New [Sort Of] Juice Features
- Wo! This Former State Department Employee REALLY Hates Arabs
- New Legal Juice Features!
- Whoa There, Congressman
- A Real "Bad Boy"
- Not The Nicest Boyfriend
- Costner Massage? - Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
- Kids Can Get R-Rated Movies? Jackass?
- Should A Student Who Torches His Former Principal On MySpace Be Disciplined?
- "Acting" Health Commissioner For Over A Year?
- Stop Stealing The F*cking Signs!
- If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
- You Would Not Want To Be On A Train With This Man!
- Cell Phone Pictures Of Your What?
- Transgender Minister Reappointed To Lead St. Johns United Methodist Church In Baltimore
- Soda Causes Cancer?
- Cancer
- Punching A Juror? Brilliant
- Navy To Gay Sailor: You're In, You're Out, You're In, You're Out!
- Should This Boy Be Expelled?
- Do Not Go Camping With This Man
- My God is Bigger Than Your God; SSN Is The Mark Of The Beast
- You Say There's What In My Soap?
- Woman Assaults Police Officer With What?
- When You Want "411," Make Very, Very Sure You Don't Dial ""911" Like This Poor Retired Teacher Did!
- Lunar Land Sale - And People Bought It!
- You Would NOT Want This Man As Your Doctor
- Neverending Amazement At What People Will Do For Prizes; But Is Incredibly Idiotic Contest A Crime?
- Lawyer Hires Biker Gang To Collect Fees From Clients
- Drunk Pilot Claims Sleep-Drinking
- The Worst Foster Mother EVER!
- Mercy! Police Officer Goes To Transvestite Money-For-Sex Party, Worries About His Machismo
- Sexaul Harassment Or Not? You Make The Call.
- Do Not Put Your Child In The Dryer!
- Judge DROPS The F-bomb - Constructively, Of Course
- Can Employers and Employees Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
- Man In Restaurant Busted For 2 F-Bombs
- F-Bombs Hurled At Judge; "No You" Says Judge. The Result?
- Uncensored: Blagojevich's F-bombs
- Crazy Domains Ad With Pam Anderson Banned - Too Much Skin?
- Starbucks, Or Bikini Bottoms Espresso Stand?
- Virginia Is For Lovers ... Unless They Are Gay ...
- If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
- That'll Teach You To Pick On Cross-Dressers
- Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
- And I Thought Airline Security Was Crazy In The U.S.
- Really, You Won't Allow This License Plate?
- What's Wrong With Friday?
- Shit Kills?
- Dude Busted For Stickers On His Car?
- Busted For Dropping The F-Bomb At Wal-Mart?
- Cheerleaders Can't Wear School-Issued Cheering Uniforms In School?
- Mother Trucker! Homeowner's Association Just Says "No"
- Yes, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
- It's My Yard, So Go ....
- No You Didn't Just Give Me A Ticket For That
- Another Crime Committed With An Octopus?
- Big Brother And The "Legal Weed" Bottle Cap
- That Nosy Swedish National Tax Board Again!
- Kid Gets Suspended For This?
- Don't Be Hatin'
- The Power Of The Playboy Bunny
- Stop Her! She's Practicing Geology Without A License!
- Morons In Montana
- Hair Boy Gets Solitary!
- Oh No! Not A Student With A "Rat's Tail" Haircut!
- Pudding And Lemonade? No Thanks
- [Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against ...
- Not Only Was This Custodian Not Cleaning ...
- One Really Creepy Firefighter
- Sick Man's "Best Friend"
- I WON'T Drink To That
- Do You Solemnly Swear To Look Up Every Word You Don't Know?
- Over A Pound Of Weed Gets You How Much Time?
- You Call That An Apology?
- Do Not Yawn In This Judge's Courtroom
- So You're Just Sitting In The Courtroom ...
- Judge DROPS The F-bomb - Constructively, Of Course
- Judges Speed Too, And This One Lies
- Your Honor, You've Been Served
- Judge Cites Ludacris?
- What Family Wouldn't Be Proud To Have Two Brothers Who Are Judges?
- DUI Judge - Now The Juice Is REALLY Ticked Off
- Must Be Nice To Be A Judge
- Just Two Drinks? Really? And You Said What To The Police - On Video?
- Twin Trouble In Italy
- How Do You Really Punish Noisy Teen Rockers?
- The Judge And The Drunk Driver
- Not The Way To Deal With The Troop Shortage
- Men Across New York Hail Judge's Ruling
- Judge Forces Parents To Paddle And Spank Their Kids?
- Whoa There, Your Honor
- Obscenity Trial Judge's Porn Website
- What Goes Around ...
- Hey Judge In Wal-Mart DEATH Case - You're NOT Funny
- If You Curse In Saudi Arabia, You Better Hope You Get A "Disbelief" Judge, Not A "Heresy" Judge
- Wo. You Don't Want To Catch This Judge On A Bad Day
- Traffic Court Judge, Who Knows A Thing Or Two About Traffic Tickets, In The Soup Again.
- "Naughty" or "Gaudy?"
- Judge Drops A-Bomb On "Victim"
- How Did Attorney Stop Disciplinary Proceedings? By Becoming A Judge!
- All Whites, Please Leave The Courtroom
- Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney - Hellish Deposition
- What Hand Gesture - Not The Bird - Lands Texas Attorney In Jail?
- Judge Not Impressed By Peace Priest
- Judge Said What To Attorney?
- Whose Foreskin Is It Anyway?
- Yes, Judges Take A Lot Of Crap, But ...
- If You Or I Did This, We'd Be Breaking Rocks, Fo' Shizzle
- This Ex-Judge Expects People To Vote For Him?
- Wo! Washington Judge Censured For Remarks At Training Conference
- Bad Judge, Very Bad Judge
- Judge TOTALLY Loses It Over Ringing Cell Phone In Court
- Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
- The Art Of Judicial Decision-Making
- Don't Say This To A Judge!
- Judge Said What?
- You Talking To Me? You Better Not Be Talking To Me! Even Judges Have Bad Days
- Judge Pops His Sister?
- Judge Digs The Doctor - Seuss, That Is
- Man Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt!
- Diddle Biddle, Pay The Piper
- Talk About A Demotion
- Rude Awakening For Sleeping Judge
- This Judge Really Dislikes Lesbians
- Saudi Judges With Bankers' Hours?
- Maynard, Maynard, Maynard. You Know You Can't Go Hitting A Police Officer In The Face!
- No, Not Eutawville Again!
- Might Not Want To Drive Through Eutawville, South Carolina
- No Wonder The Empire Collapsed
- Not The Way To Get Out Of Jury Duty
- "Lawyer" To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
- "Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough"
- The World's WORST Driver!
- Judge Has A Thang For The Beatles
- Judge Lets Convicted Murderer Out On Bail?
- Tort Reform For Everyone But Judge Bork, Who Filed A $1,000,000+ Tort Suit!
- Bam! Judge Walton Spanks Scooter's Pals
- Your Honor Says What?
- Ex-Judge Swore He Was Permanently Disabled, Collects Disability, And Works As A Lawyer!
- Snap! Lookout Judge. Here Comes Mr. Young
- Alaska Judge Said What?
- Judge Said What?
- Judge Biddle, Rhymes With ....
- Can New Hampshire Force Residents To Display State Motto "Live Free Or Die" On License Plates?
- Lots of F-Bombs to Judge; "No You" says Judge to Defendant! The Result?
- Judge Defends Himself With Pictures Of His Shaved Genitals, Taken By His Brother
- Sew Many Typos; So Little Thyme
- The "Judge" Of Tigerton Dells Is Out! “The Adventures of Wickstrom: Part Two”
- Wisconsin Secession: “The Adventures Of ‘Judge’ Wickstrom: Part One”
- Judge And Lawyer Argue Over "Tie." Who Wins?
- Rhyming Judge Calls Woman "Whore." Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.
- S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What's A Judge To Do?
- Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?
- Judge Says Law Is "Dumb." Florida Court of Appeals Says ...?
- Judge Orders a Truly Alternative Dispute Resolution
- Justice for Nasty, Belittling, Heartless Florida Judge?
- Girlfriend Invokes "Lorena Bobbit," Boyfriend Seeks Protective Order
- Tree [sort of] sues State Farm - Judge goes poetic
- You Can't Fire Us For That!
- When We Stop Thinking, The Machines Win
- Take That Stinking Parking Ticket And ...
- Banned, Convicted Sexual Assaulting Hypnotherapist Awarded Damages For Distress And Anxiety
- Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
- Suspended For THIS Facebook Post?
- Seriously, This Is A Crime?
- Probation For This Kind Of Abuse?
- One Wicked Lady
- Employee Fired For Calling Cops On Shoplifter
- Casino Shafts Banned Man
- No Jail Time For Canadian Child Molester?
- Case Took How Long To Wend Its Way Through The System?
- They Beat Bloggers There
- Insanity From Italian Judges
- If You Think Your Job Is Bad ...
- Fuzzy The Streaker Gets Hosed
- Do The Crime, But Not The Time? How's That?
- Crime May Not Pay - But ...
- Pot Brownie Cop, Who Took Pot From Suspects, Is Not Even Charged! And His Wife's A Peach, Too!
- Judge Facing Reprimand For Remark To Slumlord
- Leaving Circuit City - Bag Search?
- Chipping Away At Student's Free Speech (No, Not "Bong Hits 4 Jesus")
- Fudge Shop Fannie Spends 28 Days In Jail - So Far
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Just Lie, And You'll Get By
- Can You Lose A House You Paid For?
- FBI Frames Four Men - Pays Big Price
- Could A Doctor Really Continue Practicing After All This?
- Did The Judge Really Say That?
- Do NOT Tell Me The Two Of You Did All Of This To Avoid A Ticket!
- Who Taught This Kid How To "Fish"?
- Hmm. If You're Involved In An Illegal Transaction, Should You Call The Police If One Party Reneges?
- Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
- Lawyer Partakes Of Not So Legal Juice, In The Courthouse
- It's Hard To Believe These Fellas Were Caught
- If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
- Perhaps The Last Place You Would Expect Someone To Grow Marijuana
- Quite The Multitasker
- There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop - Though They Might Surprise You
- That's Just Ludacris, Judge
- Shoot To Miss?
- Kick The Kitty, Anyone?
- [Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against ...
- An ATM Withdrawal That Definitely Exceeded The Daily Maximum
- Are You Saying That It's Wrong To Have Sex With My Patient?
- Police Officer Says He'll Tase Man Where?
- How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can't Tell Them Apart?
- Can A Lady Just Mail A Letter Without Being Harassed?
- Clerk Makes Himself Immortal
- Can You Have Your Pot And Eat It Too?
- Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
- What's Wrong With Strip Poker?
- Doctor Powered His Car With What?
- Judge DROPS The F-bomb - Constructively, Of Course
- Dude, You're iTouch Is On Fire - No, I Mean It's Really "On Fire"
- That's Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox
- Tell Me You Didn't Crash That Funeral
- Judge Cites Ludacris?
- Okay, So This Judge May Not Be A Racist, But He Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
- Memo To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
- You Think Einstein Used Ecstacy?
- Not The Smartest Way To Express Displeasure With Your Lawyer And The Jury
- Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
- Wendy's, Toilet Paper, And ... A Lawsuit?
- Bungling Burglars
- "Butt Bandit" Busted
- Seriously, This Is A Crime?
- I Love Bacon, But I'm With PETA On This One
- Possibly The Worst Driver In History
- Ouch! Do NOT Make This Lady Angry!
- You Were Battered By What?
- Robber Left What Behind At The Crime Scene?
- A Real "Career Criminal" - Who Gets Bail?
- You Named Your Kid What?
- It's My Yard, So Go ....
- What Are Those Teeth In My Green Beans?
- So You Want To Be A Doctor?
- Wo. You Don't Want To Catch This Judge On A Bad Day
- So Much For Customer Service!
- Traffic Court Judge, Who Knows A Thing Or Two About Traffic Tickets, In The Soup Again.
- Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney - Hellish Deposition
- Stabbed For Being Friendly?
- Redefining Hard-Up Young Men
- Did The "My Breasts Are Too Big" Defense Work?
- She Said "No Omelette" - Okay?
- Whose Foreskin Is It Anyway?
- Yes, Another Wacky "Motion To Continue"
- Definitely NOT Something A Teacher Should Do
- So You Think You Love Your Car?
- This Is Why I'm Boycotting Utah
- Wo! Washington Judge Censured For Remarks At Training Conference
- The License Plate Police Are At It Again
- Foot Fondler Hits Target
- Sealing Your Love With A Glass Of Blood - On Valentine's Day!
- Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
- Welcome To Dental Hell
- Watch Me Do Ecstacy
- Lawsuit Over A Dead Dog Named "Shithead"
- Scoring Some Broccoli? A Couple Of Really, Really Dumb Criminals
- Are You Sure Your Doctor Is Not A Tailor?
- Crimes Allegedly Committed While Sleeping
- Kids Can Get R-Rated Movies? Jackass?
- Dog - An Attempted Murderer's Best Friend
- Stop Stealing The F*cking Signs!
- Not Happy With Your Daughter's Choice For A Husband? Kidnap Her!
- Low Rider Pants Won't Fly In This Louisiana Town
- Ex-Judge Swore He Was Permanently Disabled, Collects Disability, And Works As A Lawyer!
- Snap! Lookout Judge. Here Comes Mr. Young
- There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
- Judge Said What?
- Judge Defends Himself With Pictures Of His Shaved Genitals, Taken By His Brother
- Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
- A Trial Continuance Due To Surgery On Your What?
- S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What's A Judge To Do?
- I Challenge You To A Duel! (Just Not In Rhode Island)
- You Call That A Burglary?
- Some Seriously Strange Bonding
- Tell Me You Didn't Crash That Funeral
- "Butt Bandit" Busted
- Digging Up Corpse Why?
- A Long Strange Trip ...
- Death Sentence For Masturbating?
- A Picnic Table?
- The Most Bizarre Toilet Story EVER
- Redefining Hard-Up Young Men
- Not The Typical "Man Loves Dog" Story
- 2 Dead, Same Apartment, Within 4 Days?
- Cyberharassment Leads To Suicide. Is It A Crime?
- A Very "Mature" Streaker
- Foot Fondler Hits Target
- A Tooth Fetish? A "Beautiful Tongue?"
- Sealing Your Love With A Glass Of Blood - On Valentine's Day!
- Talk About Getting Off On A Technicality
- Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
- Just Running Along At The Chicago Marathon and ... Bam!
- There's A What In Your Popcorn?
- Bloody Duck Fight?
- A Very Considerate Thief
- Better To Be Late For Work Than To Do This To Yourself
- Not Your Typical Assault
- 6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
- Stealing Shoes From The Dead?
- Glad To See You, Or ...
- Scorned Men Have Fury Too
- Mugging Victim Takes "Feeling No Pain" To Another Level
- Should You Be Allowed To Do This To A Kitten?
- The Dumbest Traffic Ticket Ever?
- Holy Nativity Scene, Batman!
- Church Robbery Thwarted By God?
- Lawyer Partakes Of Not So Legal Juice, In The Courthouse
- Man Had Sex With A What?
- So, How's That Cult Going?
- Woman Must Have REALLY Wanted To Ski
- Dude - It's An Xbox - Chillax
- Robber Caught Sleeping On The Job
- Not The Usual Context For "You Want A Piece Of This?"
- Talk About Playing It Close To The Vest ...
- You Think It's Easy Carrying A Coffin Without Dropping It?
- Boy Plays With Fire, Will Have To Pay The Consequences, And I Do Mean "Pay"
- A Sex Emergency
- Were These Five Men Able To "Make Their Luck?"
- Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or ...
- Is That A Ferret In Your Pants, Or ....
- Not The Best Father/Son Bonding Experience
- Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
- It's Just Politics? Not In This Household
- Shoot To Miss?
- Born On 7/7/77 - Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
- I'm Guessing This Woman Hasn't Robbed Many Banks
- If You Like To Cut Your Grass In The Nude ...
- This Guy Obviously Doesn't Rollerblade To Relax
- Really? Armed Robbery For That?
- Busted For Acting Like Borat
- Holy Roller?
- Can't A Guy Just Do His Laundry Without Being Arrested?
- What? You Want Your Tip Back?
- One Year In Jail For Man With Strange Fetish
- If You Don't Like The Food, DON'T COMPLAIN
- Tasered, With A Twist
- This Guy Really Loves His Car
- Yes, That Was An Alligator On Cruising By On That Bicycle
- Songbird-Fighting Ring?
- Robber's Weapon Of Choice? Tough To Conceal
- Is That Even "Armed" Robbery?
- Dude, You're Violin Is Killing Me!
- How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can't Tell Them Apart?
- Is BFWI A Crime?
- Dude Must Have Been REALLY Hungry
- Saved By The Cell ... Phone
- Punished For Toilet Paper Letter?
- Beyond Road Rage
- What, You Don't Find Kohl's Exciting?
- Would You Sue Your Mom?
- Can You Have Your Pot And Eat It Too?
- Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
- Maybe Things Aren't Going Well With Your Employer, But ...
- Wow. That's A Cool $20 Coin!
- Life For Stealing A TV And A Laptop?
- Community Service In 4-Inch Heels?
- I'll Have A Double Skim Latte, Hold The Lead
- Busted For Starting A Pillow Fight
- The Only Way To Fly ...
- Busted For - Literally - Throwing Money Out The Window
- Poop Suit
- Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
- Pub Owner Faces The Music
- Dude, You're iTouch Is On Fire - No, I Mean It's Really "On Fire"
- That's Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox
- So What's Wrong With Returning A Lobster?
- Teacher's Abscence Definitely Not Excused
- Not Your Average Armed Robbery
- A Use For A Chicken That You Probably Haven't Considered
- Some Seriously Smelly Feet
- What's A Foot Worth?
- Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
- Armed - With A Dildo - And Dangerous
- A Little Too Late For Remorse
- Pig or Hog? Does It Matter?
- Why Having Milk Delivered To Your Home Became An Attractive Option
- Burglarizing A Haunted House?
- Busted For The Sign On His Truck?
- Not The Best Way To Dispose Of The Evidence
- A Strange Source Of Funds For Heroin Start-Up
- What'd You Call Me?
- The Worst Smelling Bathroom Ever
- Does This Poor Kid Have Any Sober Relatives?
- Darjeeling Express - Kidnapper Flees India
- GWI - Gliding While Intoxicated
- Does Judge Buy Lame Speeding Excuse?
- Going To Jail Over How Much?
- Definitely Not A Cat Lover
- Pet Shop Pappy
- A Final Attempt To Get Justice?
- Another Day, Another Tasering
- Your Money And Your Feet!
- You Were Battered By What?
- What's Wrong With The Barter System?
- Do The Dishes, Or Else
- Flying Through The Air With A Dog On His Arm?
- Robber Left What Behind At The Crime Scene?
- The Dangers Of Burping
- What Happened To Personal Responsibility?
- Part Two: Library Book Returned, Or Jail?
- Choice: Return Library Book Or Go To Jail
- Ignore Overdue Library Books At Your Peril
- Condom Buyer's Remorse?
- Hooters Girl Sues Hooters Over Contest
- When Is A Strip Club Not A Strip Club?
- Now THIS Is Speeding
- Rockers Need Their Booze ...
- Never Douse Yourself With Gasoline ...
- You Put A Video Screen Where In Your Car? And It Was Playing What?
- You Named Your Kid What?
- The Jeans That Keep On Giving?
- Where's My Ear?
- Sock Thief Gets How Long?
- You Call That A Potato Chip?
- What's In A Name?
- Mowing While Intoxicated?
- God Deals Coke?
- The $341,000 Fly?
- This Diet Sucks!
- How Many Wives (And Kids) Is Enough?
- How About This Defense?
- Not Your Average Fetish
- Dude Stole From The Wrong Folks
- What Is The Punishment For Firing A Gun In The Air?
- 65-Year-Old Living With Mom Wigs Out
- So Much For "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold"
- Lesbians Sue lesbians?
- Bent Penis Is Key To Case?
- Does Home Seller Have A Legal Obligation To Disclose That The Neighbor Is Wacky?
- Why You Shouldn't Fall Asleep In Class...
- Venomous Viagra? Asian Elixir? Or Just Cheap Vodka With A Snake?
- What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
- You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
- Incredible "American Idol" Story
- Think These Two Were Made For Each Other?
- Cop Tasered A Cow?
- Does MySpace Friend Request Violate A Protection Order?
- A Man Who Is Quite Serious About His Weed
- Jail Time For A Handshake?
- Do NOT Cut And Paste In The Phillipines
- Not Your Average Texas Legislator
- Bad Dog! (Don't Eat It. Eat It. Don't Eat It. Eat It.)
- Dude Dissed A Priest For Bad Sermonizing! And Then Sued Him!
- No Matter How Routine The Sex May Have Become ...
- Drinking (A Lot!) And ... Riding?
- Oh No You Didn't Mess With My Dog
- Certainly Teachers Are Underpaid, But ...
- Definitely NOT Something A Teacher Should Do
- Dude Avoids Jail For Felony Assault, But Is Going To Jail Anyway?
- Tranny Sued For Election Fraud
- Mummified Maori Head Art or Not?
- Jewish Student Can't Be Outraged By Swastikas Drawn On Her Door
- They Did That To A Dog?
- Firemen Starting A Fire? At A Firehouse?
- Sleepbiting?
- Watch Out For This Eighth-Grader!
- Fasting Man On "Spiritual Quest" Admits Raiding House And ...
- Not Your Average Criminal
- Kick The Kitty?
- Teacher From Hell - And He Teaches Special Ed!
- Dude Robs A Church ...
- Lawsuit Over A Dead Dog Named "Shithead"
- Make The Cops Return My Porn!
- Busted For Feet On Seat?
- The Strangest Way To Earn A Living
- Poor Judge - With Flasher Son - Has Become A Punching Bag
- You Do Not Want To Bring Home A Bad Report Card To This Woman
- Crimes Allegedly Committed While Sleeping
- Now This Is A Frivolous Lawsuit
- Emotional Distress Over Fly In Water
- Which Witch?
- Not James Bond
- Sailors With Pornography On Board? No!
- Jail Time For Sex With Self?
- Grudge Reaches New Level
- Sweet Fancy Moses! Tax Sale Over $1.63 Tax Bill
- Another Suicide Favor? Father And Son - On Father's Day!
- A Serious Failure To Communicate
- Yes, A Lawsuit Over The Song "Barbie Girl"
- One Hard-Headed Dude, With A Hard-Luck Girlfriend
- Not Happy With Your Daughter's Choice For A Husband? Kidnap Her!
- Chinese Company Can't Sell "World Cup Air"
- Not- So-True Confessions
- If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
- Yes, The $54 Million Pants Lawsuit With The Judge Against The Dry Cleaners Began Today
- Man Okay With His Wife Cheating Because...
- The Professor Vs. The Prosecutor
- No Way To Treat Your Mom
- Tattoo Discrimination?
- This Case Bites
- UK Soft On Sex Offenders?
- 20 Years For Unlawfully Entering A Dwelling?
- British Child Molester Walks
- Not Your Ideal Landlord
- Kill Someone, And You Can Get Less Jail Time Than If You Try And Fail!
- There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
- This Pastor Will Not Be In Church Today
- How To Get Away With Kidnapping - And Other Crimes
- Murphy, Murphy, Murphy - F-bombs And The Finger?
- Shrink Needs A Shrink
- Reporter Offended, Sends Bizarre Package To A Critic
- You Say You Did This In Your Sleep, And You Expect A Jury To Buy It?
- Remember The Alamo?
- Evil Neighbor, Age 81, Is Off To Jail
- Seven Lesbians, A Man, some DVDs ...
- The Man Brought A Grenade Into The Courthouse... And He's A Lawyer!
- If You Want To Be Certain You'll Lose Your Case, Send Letters Like This To The Judge
- Children Refuse To Take Mother's Body From Morgue - 4 Years After She Died!
- More On Those Crazy Swedes And Their Strict Naming Laws
- Psycho Shoe Fetishist; Does He Prefer Women's Shoes Over Women?
- The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It's Go Time.
- Hands Off The Cat - Or I'll Shoot!
- Husband And Wife Despise Each Other. New York Jury Won't Let Them Divorce!
- Dad, Give Me The Money And Don't Call My Girlfriend A Slut... Or Else!
- Sweden May Have Free Health Care. But What If You're A Transvestite And You Want To Change Your Name?
- The Worst Foster Mother EVER!
- Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
- Kids Of Sperm Donor To Inherit. The Proof Is In The Eyebrow!
- IBM Heiress Adopts Her Lover. As A "Grandchild," Does She Inherit?
- Sane Feminist or Crazy Aunt Louisa? There's Money At Stake. What Do You Think?
- Another Reason To Fear Jail Showers?
- "Oh Sh*t!" Attorney Says: That Coat With The Cocaine And Marijuana ... It's Not Mine!
- Lawyer Microwaves Cat - Really - And Claims It Was An Accident!
- Wendy's, Toilet Paper, and Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress
- Food Lion Manager Eggs Coupon-Wielding Customer; Customer Gets Revenge In Court
- Wow. Former Doctor, Wannabe Lawyer Gets Slammed!
- Male Lawyer Calls Female Lawyer "Babe." And The Court Says ...
- Playing The "Pee Wee Herman" Card
- Don't Try This In Your Neighborhood
- A Not-So-Happy Gilmore ...
- The 12th Commandment: Don't Be Afraid
- You Sure You Want To Sell That Door-To-Door?
- Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes
- Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Absolutely
- Call The Police! Someone's Being Attacked!
- Police Officers Conducting Searching Having Wii Too Much Fun
- Are You Sure You Want To Steal THAT Car?
- Burglar Foiled By Calling For A Cab?
- License Plate "0" May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
- Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
- Good Dog, Bad Dog
- It Definitely Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room ...
- Bank Robbing 101
- Crime Doesn't Pay
- Not The Kind Of "Calling Card" You Want To Leave At The Scene
- You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
- It Defintely Pays To Look Where You'e Going ... Or Does It?
- Think This Guy Is Drunk?
- Look Out For That #@*&+!
- Bank Robbery Doomed To Fail?
- I Hate Taunting
- An Embarrassment To Petty Thieves Everywhere
- Er. Um. Sorry.
- Not The Best Place To Burn Rubber
- Not A Good Time To Burgle
- Oh No You Didn't Show Up At The Courthouse In That
- Busted For Hugging?
- Can You Run Yourself Over?
- An F-Bomber Himself?
- Walking The Line, Sort Of
- When You "Assume" ...
- Lawsuit Over One Penny?
- Um, That's Not My Weed?
- Naked Jogging Priest With A Novel Defense
- No Bonus Points For Making Parole Appointment?
- What Are Those Teeth In My Green Beans?
- If You're Going To Turn Yourself In ...
- The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
- As You Brag, So Shall You ...
- Sex And Knife Play?
- Cops Summon A Three-Year-Old?
- Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
- Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
- Life In Jail For Abusing ATM Glitch?
- Bank Teller Thinks Something About Transaction Smells Funny
- Sorry, Sir. Those Are NOT Allowed In The Hospital
- An Unforgettable Lap Dance
- Just Another Day Working The Drive-Thru
- You Can Ignore That Speeding Ticket If ...
- Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
- Um. Someone Stole My Jacket?
- Of All The Places To Relieve Yourself ...
- Short On Street Smarts?
- What Happens If You Skip Class At Arson University
- The Ref Made Me Do It?
- Much, Much Worse Than Kissing Your Sister
- When NOT To Call 911
- You Do Not Want To Surf This Way
- Lawyer Trying To Be Funny Ends Up Before Disciplinary Board
- You Do Not Want To Fall Asleep While You're Doing This
- Oh No You Didn't Just Tip That Portable Toilet Over ...
- Fat, Drunk And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.
- Oregon Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
- This Is How You Guard The No. 2 Flight Risk?
- New York Detective Busted - By Kid's MP3 Player
- The Bird - By George W. Bush
- Might Want To Holster That Middle Finger Next Time
- Crack Smoking Priest
- Lawyer Who Can't Stay Out Of Trouble
- The License Plate Police Are At It Again
- Police Chief Makes A Bad Call
- Let Me Escape Once, Shame On You. Let Me Escape Six Times?
- I Didn't Do It! Okay, I Did It! He Didn't Do It.
- Teenager, Youngest Elected Official In Indiana History, Serves As Model
- Yes, Another Restroom Arrest
- Dumb Victim, Dumber Scammer
- Cops Sexing It Up On The Job?
- Still Driving After How Many DUIs?
- Welcome To Dental Hell
- So You're Having Green Beans For Dinner?
- Holy Crap! 172 Miles Per Hour?
- Watch Me Do Ecstacy
- Former Bengals Star Owes Almost $1 Million In Child Support?
- If You're Growing Weed, Best Not Have A Burglar Alarm!
- Dude Does Disappearing Act And ...
- Brain Surgery On Wrong Side
- How Serious Are The Chinese About Keeping Heroin Out?
- A Turkish Citizen Can No Longer Bring This Back From A Trip Abroad
- You Have A Gun In Your What?
- $20 Down And Payment Plan For A Hitman?
- You're Banning The Movie For That? Not Cool
- Who Taught This Kid How To "Fish"?
- Sorry, But You're Too "Ellen" For This Job
- Three Months For Five Firecrackers?
- Hmm. If You're Involved In An Illegal Transaction, Should You Call The Police If One Party Reneges?
- If It Weren't For Bad Luck, This Fella Might Not Have Any Luck At All
- Really? You Think You Were Wrongfully Terminated?
- Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
- New Year's Resolution: Quieter Sex Or Move To Single Family Home
- Father Told Congregation What?
- Cop Brandished Gun At Washington, DC Snowball Fight?
- Think Twice Before You Stick Out Your Tongue
- Sure It's A Good Idea To Make Sure You're Clean Before You Leave The House, But ...
- Might As Well Have A Neon "DUI" Sign On Your Truck
- Perhaps The Last Place You Would Expect Someone To Grow Marijuana
- Quite The Multitasker
- I Think This Guy Might Be Speeding
- Tell Me You Didn't Taser A 10-Year-Old Girl
- Of All The Places To Set Up An Indoor Marijuana Farm ...
- It's Called A "Car Wash" Not A ...
- Bank Robber And His "Go To" Bank
- Clearly These Guys Are Not Cut Out For A Life Of Crime
- Did Governor Schwarzenegger Drop The F-Bomb In A Letter To The California State Assembly?
- No Coke, Pepsi
- You Can Do That With A Harmonica?
- Drugs In Malaysia - A BAD Idea
- Not Your Typical Car Ride
- Man Violates Parking Meter
- You Expected To Get Away On That?
- Not The Best Way To Start The School Day
- An ATM Withdrawal That Definitely Exceeded The Daily Maximum
- How To Burgle And Assure You'll Be Caught
- Think This Guy Can Be Rehabilitated?
- Did Grandfather Grope Minnie Mouse At Disney World?
- I Would Not Want To Go To This School
- An Interesting Way To Stock Your Resale Store?
- Sentenced To Caning For Drinking A Beer?
- Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
- "I'm Not The Best Criminal"
- Easy Way To Make $45 On Your $5 Investment!
- Can A Lady Just Mail A Letter Without Being Harassed?
- You're Stalking The Police?
- Not Exactly A Stand-Up Audi Dealer
- I Know It's The Most Populous Country In The World, But ...
- Serious Beatdown Over An OLD Affair
- Sure, Officers, Come Right In
- Cat Makes Itself At Home In Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
- How About Theses Excuses For Speeding?
- Former MP's Friend Not Very Helpful In Court
- Yes, You Want To Get To Court On Time, But ...
- You Slept Through What?
- Very Uncool Multitasking
- The Hero Gets A Ticket?
- Giving Burglars A Bad Name ...
- How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A "Kennel?"
- Just Don't Complain About The Calzone ...
- Need Some Cigarettes? You'll Need A Pick-Up Truck ...
- You Drove Drunk Where?
- Can't Bite That
- You Walked Into A Police Station Doing What? With What?
- An Unusual ATM Withdrawal
- Honey, Our Child Has Been Kidnapped, Again!
- How Much Jail Time For 2 Rooms Full Of Weed?
- All That To Avoid An $88 Ticket?
- Crazy Hoon
- I Happen To Like Macaroni
- Twice In One Day?
- What Do You Do If Your Child Tells You She Has Been Bullied?
- Is Having Sex While Driving Legal?
- Food Been A Little Crunchy Lately?
- You Are On Notice. Do NOT Mess With This Woman
- Possibly The Worst Driver In History
- Not Your Average Heist
- Driving And Doing What?
- If You Love Me, Steal That Car
- A Really Big Bag, Or Really Small Bras ...
- Man Tasered By Police, And Later Dies, Was Carrying What?
- If You Are A Acquitted Of Robbing A Bank ...
- What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
- Oh No You Didn't Just Call Your Client That
- Dude Sues For His Penthouse
- Really? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
- Judge Not Pleased With Outrageously Long Complaint, Moved To Prose
- Motion Not To Cry?
- Yes, Another Wacky "Motion To Continue"
- Suit Over Being Offered Wine As A Bonus?
- Drinking Buddy Liability?
- Man Tries To Hang Himself From Tree & Fails, Then Sues Psychiatric Facility He Told He Was Fine
- Student Calls Principal Fucker+, And Gets Charged With A Misdemeanor. Lawyer Says Law Is Unconstitutional, And Traces Origins And Usage Of "Fuck"
- Motion For A Skin Change Operaton To White (But Not A Nose Job Like Jacko)
- A Trial Continuance Due To Surgery On Your What?
- #1 Notice of Appeal - Ever
- Do We Want A Prank-Free Society?
- Thanks, "Friend"
- It Appears This Fella Just Wanted To Be Left Alone ...
- Let Me Get This Straight
- Honey, I TOLD You Not To Park There
- This Is How You Show Your Respect For Your Mother?
- I Can't Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
- A Down-Home Welcome To Athens, Georgia
- You're Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
- How About You Make Your Own Sandwich?
- A Little Tea With Your Mercury, Dear? ... I Mean ...
- Uncool Dad, Very Uncool
- Police Officer Says He'll Tase Man Where?
- Not Only Was This Custodian Not Cleaning ...
- How To GUARANTEE That Your Kid Will Get Better Grades And Higher SAT Scores
- A Helping Hand For Possible Jumper On Bridge?
- What's Wrong With Strip Poker?
- A Hurt Much Worse Than Being Dumped
- Do NOT Mess With Old Faithful
- Another Jury Duty Slacker, And His Dog's Testicles ...
- Two-Year-Old Steals Video Games?
- If You're Not Ready For The Test ...
- "He's A Good Dog." I Think The Mailman Would Disagree
- The 20th Time? Definitely NOT A Charm
- Damn Skunk Lover
- Teacher Hair Today, Gone ...
- Holster That Taser, Bro
- This Stinks
- Not The Smartest Way To Express Displeasure With Your Lawyer And The Jury
- Do Not Come Between This Man And His Chicken
- They Killed Frosty!
- Before You Confront That Driver Who Cut You Off ...
- 11-Year-Old Whacks Mom On The Head With A Saw
- Be Kind To Your Cobbler
- I Love Bacon, But I'm With PETA On This One
- Prison For Search Engine Results?
- Ouch! Do NOT Make This Lady Angry!
- Dude Really Needs To Chill
- After A 30-Foot Fall, Kid Tasered Up To 19 Times
- This Granny Is Off Her Rocker
- Keep The Cat Away From This Guy
- Dad Picks Wrong Place To Rob
- Beware The Teddy Bear
- Eviction Over A Candy Wrapper?
- Life Imitating Art?
- The Pettiest Of Petty Criminals?
- If Guinness Book Had A Category For Peeping Toms ...
- Not The Best Landlords
- Okay, So Maybe Working In A Nursing Home Isn't The Best Job, But ...
- Remember The Kid Who Mooned His Class, And The School Was Trying To Expel Him Just Days Before Graduation?
- Mooning High-Schooler Back In Court Today
- So What Happened To The Shoe Fetishist?
- What's Wrong With Checking For Aliens On The School System's Computers?
- An Interesting Way To Get Rid Of The Evidence
- LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated - Really
- Mother And Daughter Share EVERYTHING
- Virginia May Be For Lovers, But Constance Bay Is For ...
- Burglar's Serious Chutzpah
- I Pity The Fool Who Sells Me Bad Beef Jerky
- Oh Really? And Just How Would You Smuggle 14 Live Birds From Vietnam To Los Angeles?
- Dear, I Think That Man Was Driving Backwards
- A Robber's Brilliant Disguise
- Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
- Not The Most Romantic Place For Intimicay
- Not Your Average Police Dog
- What About This Idea For Getting To And From The Bar?
- Tenure Is Awesome! Just Ask This Teacher ...
- Quite The Crime Spree
- Registered Socks Offenders
- Indian Security Guards Not Up To The Task
- Multitasking - A Quintessential Juice Story
- A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
- A Police Officer And A Cow?
- Belly Dancer Offers Unusual Defense To A Parking Ticket
- Kid Busted For Farting In School?
- Sex In All Kinds Of Places
- Might As Well Leave A Note With Your Name And Address
- You Will NEVER Guess Where This Dude Built A House
- This Really, Really Sucks!
- Shoot Me, Please!
- If The Underwear Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
- Not The Best Solution For The Munchies
- A Real "Career Criminal" - Who Gets Bail?
- Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Delinquent Tenants
- Free Porn?
- God Drops By A 7-Eleven
- That's No Way To Treat A Car Thief
- Illegal Butt Crack?
- What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
- A Graduation To Remember ...
- Do NOT Piss Off This Boy
- Flower Fight Leads To A Severed ...
- Not The Most Intelligent Way To Protest High Gas Prices
- A Very Cooperative Suspect
- The Next Time You Think You Heard Something In The Closet ...
- Another Bizarre Fetish ...
- 10 Years In The Clink - And Lifelong Embarrassment
- Boared Thief Gives Police A Hand
- This Kid Is In Some SERIOUS Trouble
- Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
- Perhaps The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
- Good Throw Foils Robbery - Wright Triumphs Over Wrong
- The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warning Ever
- Stabbed For Being Friendly?
- Threats Of Killing For Better Test Scores?
- On The Lam After Ham Slam
- Dude Really Did Not Want To Go To Work
- Something Else You Shouldn't Do At The Police Station
- Where Is The Last Place You Would Drive A Stolen Car?
- Smells Like Fake Insanity
- Online Sex Auction Takes A Bizarre Turn ...
- Irony
- Make Up Your Mind!!!!
- New Rule: No Farting In School
- Man Revokes Own Bond?
- Quite The Day For Younger Brother
- Hmmm. What Should I Put In The "Memo" Line Of This Check I'm Writing To Pay My $5 Parking Ticket?
- Dumber Than An Elevator?
- Strange Happenings In Arkansas
- Wacky Oklahoma Laws
- Let Them Cut Hair!
- Wacky Happenings From A California Town
- So You Think You Love Your Car?
- Hauling Mickey Mouse And Donald Duck Into Court?
- Wacky British Parking And Traffic Fines
- This Has Got To Hurt!
- Akon The Fan Launcher?
- An Arrest For Stealing Virtual Property?
- Candy Gran Cut Off By Daughter
- High School Cheerleaders Suspended For Choreographed Panty Cheer
- Worker Uses Version Of "The Dog Ate My Homework"
- You're Never Too Old To ...
- Dude Married A Dog ...
- Ice Cream And Candy Crimes Serious Business In Britain
- How Many Obscene Phone Calls Do You Have To Make To Get 2 1/2 Years In Jail?
- Band Banned Because of Name? (Warning: Stop Now If The F-Bomb Offends You)
- You Are Not Going To Believe This One!
- Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! One Messed Up Burglar
- Dude - What The Hell Are You Doing In My House?
- "Nutzapper," The Rules On Naming Horses, And This Simple Lesson: When You Get What You Want, Zip It.
- Toilet Tissue Tax To-Do
- The Best Fake Student Ever
- One Stone-Cold Librarian
- The Best Bra Heist Ever
- Kids, Think Twice About Wearing That Wiener Shirt To School
- Dude Gets Tased - Trying To Enter His Own House! Through The Front Door!
- Ex-Cop On A Mission
- Not Your Average Mugger
- A Slightly Nervous Cab Driver
- Scoring Some Broccoli? A Couple Of Really, Really Dumb Criminals
- Robber Makes Victim Get Change?
- This Is How You Steal A Car?
- Beware! It's Sausage Boy!
- I Married A Monkey
- Nutty Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
- Power Company Employee Sends Customer A Photo Of Himself In A Bathtub
- Mailman Fired For Taking Time Off After His Dog Dies
- A Very Hardcore High School Music Teacher
- Where Is That Damn Gong? (Not for the queen below, but for Chuck's neighbor.)
- Not Sure I Would Want This Pilot Flying My Plane! Or As A Neighbor!
- Maybe The Most Idiotic 911 Call Ever
- Mysterious Japanese Bathroom "Money In Envelope" Man
- A Stupid, Stupid Crime - Committed By An Ingrate
- Dog - An Attempted Murderer's Best Friend
- Talk About Cruel And Unusual Punishment!
- It's Great To Stay Connected With Your Kids As They Grow Up, But....
- Freedom For Funky Foot Fetishist
- Not Your Typical Ice Cream Truck
- Virginia Middle School Forbids ANY Physical Contact
- This Principal Has Gone Too Far!
- Would You Vote For This Man? Did He Win His Recall Election?
- Woman Really A Man, And A Con Man To Boot?
- 81-Year-Old Claims Hook-Up With Green Bay Packer Hall Of Famer Bart Starr
- This Is What You Get For Following the Teacher’s Instructions?
- "Etc." Dress Code?
- Stalking From The Attic?
- A Naked Man, A Blow Torch, And One Fine Motorcycle
- A Day In Jail In Washington, DC After Walking A Dog Without A Leash?
- Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
- Ambassador of God? Just Get A Driver's License Already!
- Judge, That's My State (And Sea)
- How To End A Fight With Your Wife?
- A Few Silly Laws
- South Carolina Requires "Subversives" To Register - Really
- Love That Rabies ... Law
- So Threesomes Are Okay?
- This Is A Strange One
- Seriously? I Can't Tip The Gravedigger?
- I Don't Like The Smell Of This Proposed Honolulu Law
- Pennsylvania Beer Laws ... Say What?
- How's The Tumidity There?
- The City That Banned Karaoke ...
- Killjoys In Tremonton, Utah
- How To Get Sundays Off In South Carolina ...
- Do The British Hate Christmas?
- God And Indiana
- Tell Me They Haven't Outlawed Throwing Snowballs!
- You're Telling Me It's Illegal For Men To Go Topless?
- Sure, Spitting Is Gross, But ...
- Police To Limit Beer Consumption At Auto Race?
- Mayors Gone Mad?
- Virginia Keeps Unconstitutional Laws On The Books
- A Couple Strange Louisiana Laws - Silly String & Butt Cleft
- Pot Yes, Tobacco No?
- Oh No You Didn't Just Ban ...
- More Weird And Wacky British Laws
- Tennessee Republican Leader With Some Serious Gender Issues
- Felons Can't Vote In Idaho But ...
- Ladies Kissing Ladies In Singapore
- Book Hierarchy In Jail?
- They've Outlawed Dancing?
- This Is Why I'm Boycotting Utah
- The Crazy Case Of The Cussing Canoeist
- Weird British Laws
- Japanese Publisher Says Law Is Nuts
- What The Hell Was This Guy Thinking?
- New Zealand Says "No" To Couple's Choice For Newborn Son's Name
- Low Rider Pants Won't Fly In This Louisiana Town
- Cockfighting Is Still Legal?
- Some Strange Oklahoma Laws
- Given This Law (Among Many Others) It Would Be Difficult For Me To Live In Oklahoma (Outside Of A Jail Cell, Anyway)
- Jury Says "Not Guilty" - Man Still In Jail 20 Years Later
- Legal Marriage - Without A Bride Or Groom - Montana Style
- Pay Taxes On Time. Get Fined Anyway. Justice, New York Style
- Idaho State Motto Will Violate Idaho Law!
- Stealing Crawfish Twice, Kidnapping, Or Sexual Battery Of The Infirm? In Louisiana, Which Will Get You More Jail Time?
- Do You Really Know What "Mayhem" Means?
- I Challenge You To A Duel! (Just Not In Rhode Island)
- Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
- Not Wanted: Taxi Drivers in Seattle, Washington
- What You Don't Know Won't Hurt You? Will Hurt You?
- Fun California City: No Cross-Dressing, No Pinball, No Anything-Athons
