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• Talk About Dumb Luck
• Glad To See You, Or ...
• Some Weird Portland, Oregon Laws
• Nobody Wants To Get Tased, But This?
• On A Police Station?
• Of Course She Got Booted From The Village. She Was Farming!
• What Can Happen To You If You Don't Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
• Judicial System Makes Cops Strip To Nail Prostitutes?
• Sure, You Can Get Chinese Food In Some Jails, But Not With ...
• Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
• Some Relationships Have A "Giver" And A "Taker" ...
• Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
• Going To The Well ... Three Times Too Often?
• Judge And Lawyer Argue Over "Tie." Who Wins?
• A Serial Brandisher?
• Man Offended By "Obscene" Decal
• A Tooth Fetish? A "Beautiful Tongue?"
• You're Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
• Store Owner's Contest? Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired!
• Of All The Places To Relieve Yourself ...
• I Hate Taunting
• Poetic Justice For Pawning Thieves?
• A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
• Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• If You Can't Flush It, Swallow It?
• Not The Best Way To Dispose Of The Evidence
• Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
• Not The Beanie Babies! Take Anything You Want, But Not The Beanie Babies!
• Fields Of Weed? Fuhgeddaboutit.
• Mailman Fired For Taking Time Off After His Dog Dies
• Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him - In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
• With Help Like This, Fuhgeddabout The Security System!
• Strip Search? Ha!
• Shit Kills?
• [Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against ...
• Is That An Ice Cream Sandwich In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Stoned, And Driving, And ... 12?
• Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
• Smoke "Strange" Herb, Do Strange Things
• Where Do You Get Busted Down To From Traffic Cop?
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• Outside The "Good To Go" ... Couple Goes
• Kid Gets Suspended For This?
• Epic Thermostat Battle
• Not Wanted: Taxi Drivers in Seattle, Washington
• How's The Tumidity There?
• An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
• So What's Wrong With Returning A Lobster?
• Smells Like Fake Insanity
• A Sex Emergency
• Light Saber Beats Taser?
• Um, Sir. I Said "Driver's License And Registration"
• Your Honor Says What?
• Tattoo Discrimination?
• Let Them Cut Hair!
• Must ... Stop ... The ... Clowns
• Tree [sort of] sues State Farm - Judge goes poetic
• Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
• Some Strange Oklahoma Laws
• Today's Installment Of "Judge The Judge"
• Sex, And A Broken ...
• Not Your Average DUI
• Giving A New Meaning To "Petty" Theft
• It's Unlikely You'll Ever Get This Lonely
• You WILL Get Me My McNuggets!
• Wait A Second. That's Not A Christmas Tree!
• So Much For "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold"
• You Call That Speeding? More Like Time Traveling
• What Is It With McDonald's Customers?
• Virginia Is For Lovers ... Unless They Are Gay ...
• No, You Couldn't Just Burgle The Joint ...
• Do NOT Cut And Paste In The Phillipines
• Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
• So You're Telling Me Those Cars In The Showroom Aren't Filled Up With Gas?
• A Woman Who Uses "911" More Than Rudy Giuliani ...
• Hey, That's Er, Uh, My Truck!
• Just A Little Trigger Happy?
• Catch And Don't Release?
• Taser-Proof Man? Not Quite, Though It Took Quite A Few Jolts
• Doctor "Do Whatever I Please"
• How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A "Kennel?"
• You Do NOT Want To Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets!
• Oh No You Didn't Just Try To Rob THAT Village
• When You Play "Bumper Cars" With Real Cars ...
• Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Tenants
• Dude, Were You Never A Kid?
• If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
• That's My Story, And I'm Sticking With It!
• So Much For The Carefree Golden Years ...
• Not The Best Landlords
• A Really Petty Crime, Except For That Gun Thing
• You Can't Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But ...
• You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
• Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
• Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway ...
• "I'm Not The Best Criminal"
• VERY Unhappy Wendy's Drive-Thru Customers
• Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
• Epic Shampoo Battle
• Maybe If This Juror Had Been Listening To The Judge, He Wouldn't Have Gone on Facebook And Tried To Friend ...
• Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
• Truth: It's Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
• Writing Threatening Letters To The Judge? Brilliant!
• Judge Said What?
• This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
• Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
• A Novel Use For A Diaper
• Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
• "Naughty" or "Gaudy?"
• Dude Stole From The Wrong Folks
• Scorned Men Have Fury Too
• If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A "Slim Shady," Be Prepared To Eat It
• Mess With The Baby Bull, Get The Mom's Horns
• Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
• Married Women Can't Fornicate in Minnesota?
• Clearly NOT A Cat-Lover
• It's Called A "Car Wash" Not A ...
• A VERY Consequential Typo
• The Most Embarrassing DUI?
• Busted For - Literally - Throwing Money Out The Window
• Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
• This Marriage Must Not Have Ended Well
• A Judge Who Clearly Doesn't Know The Law, Or Chose To Ignore It
• New Rule: No Farting In School
• "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
• It's Their Fault You Thought They Were Women?
• Interesting Gardening Apparel
• Talk About Playing It Close To The Vest ...
• Kid Put What In His Teacher's Coffee?
• Do The Dishes, Or Else
• A Real "Career Criminal" - Who Gets Bail?
• Condom Buyer's Remorse?
• Are You Sure You Want To Abduct THIS Kid?
• This Thief Sucks - Literally
• Rage Against The Machine
• This Has Got To Hurt!
• Busted For Acting Like Borat
• The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It's Go Time.
• Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
• Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
• A New Meaning To "Going Postal"
• You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won't Be Snorting Drugs Again
• No Coke, Pepsi
• Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois ...
• Man Pays HUGE Price For Laughing In Court
• This Neighborhood Watch Leader Will Definitely Catch The Vandal
• Woman Assaults Cop With A What?
• Would You Do This To Prevent A Burglar From Entering Your Home?
• Judge Orders a Truly Alternative Dispute Resolution
• Lady Calls Cops On Cops?
• Think Twice Before Calling This Woman "Fat"
• "Protect And Serve," Or "Pound Into Ground Round?"
• As Ye Sew ...
• What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
• Get High, Get Mauled By Bear, Get Workers' Compensation?
• This Is How You Apologize?
• Do We Want A Prank-Free Society?
• New Tax Law Met With Spells
• Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or ...
• "Dirty Bastard" Is Okay, But "Raging Bitch" Isn't?
• Is It Bigamy If You Marry Someone Else When You Are Still Married?
• Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman's Thin Mints
• You Shot The Robot?
• This Is Not Your Typical Assault Case ...
• Can A Speeding Ticket For 8 MPH Over The Limit Cost You $9,000?
• Easy Mark? Don't Be So Sure.
• What? No Dinner?!
• A Serious Beatdown Over An OLD Affair
• The Things People Do On Trampolines
• Sometimes The Best Hiding Place Is ...
• You Drove Drunk Where?
• Hard To Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
• LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated - Really
• Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
• A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
• Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
• Oh No You Didn't Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
• What's Wrong With Friday?
• Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
• Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
• How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• You Can't Fire Us For That!
• Shades Of The Wet Bandits
• Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
• Definitely Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
• A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
• 6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
• 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
• What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
• Criminally Bad Parenting In Colorado Springs? What Do You Think?
• Inebriated Mom Has 12-Year-Old Son Drive Home
• Really, You Won't Allow This License Plate?
• Indiana Man Literally (And Figuratively) In Some Deep ...
• Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
• Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Hell Yeah!
• Really? You're Using Your Taser For This?
• A Surefire Way To End A Crime Spree
• Topless? Not A Problem In This Delaware Beach Town
• Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters ... Or Do They?
• Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
• You Have A Gun In Your What?
• Man, That Is A Really Cool $20 Coin!
• Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
• Think Polarized
• Not Exactly Crack Shots
• Wyoming Driver Completely Wigs Out
• Guess What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal?
• Is Your Job Really That Bad?
• A Novel Way To Get Rid Of An Eyesore In The Neighborhood
• Stop That Man! He's Giving Money Away!
• No You Are Not Charging Him With Stealing The Handcuffs
• If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
• Extremely Drunk Man Just Glad To Be "Home"
• So How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can't Tell Them Apart?
• There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Police Officer - Though They Might Surprise You
• Do You Think The Police Could Really Miss A Knife In A Victim's Back?
• An Interrogatory About Beer Pong, And An Awesome Response
• You Call That A Burglary? Please.
• Apparently No Celebrities Visit This Virginia County
• Arrested For Eating Fish?
• Have Quieter Sex Or ... Move To A Single Family Home
• A Year In Jail For A Man With A Strange Fetish
• What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
• Not The Best Person To Text When You're Looking To Buy Weed
• What's Wrong With Having A "Go-To" Bank?
• You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
• Woman Left Man 13 Times - Then He Finally Gave Her The Boot
• Police Officer Goes To Transvestite Money-For-Sex Party, Worries About His Machismo
• This Gent Had A REALLY Bad Day
• Why Not Just Have A Neon Sign?
• Turn Down Your Piccolo, Or Else
• Quite A Strange Place To Build A House ... Or, Was It?
• Sure It's A Good Idea To Make Sure You're Clean Before You Leave The House, But ...
• Some Weird United Kingdom Laws
• When All Else Fails, Run!
• Hmmm. Which Weapon To Deploy First: A Knife, Or A Flesh-Eating- Bacteria-Infected ...
• Police Officers Conducting Search Having Wii Too Much Fun
• If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
• How To GUARANTEE Your Kid Will Get Better Grades And Higher SAT Scores
• I'm Guessing This Woman Hasn't Robbed Many Banks
• Remember That Right To Remain Silent?
• The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
• You Shot That Cat Why?
• Uh. Is Another Doctor Available To See Me?
• Maybe The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
• Part Two: Library Book Returned, Or Jail?
• Choice: Return Library Book Or Go To Jail
• What's In A Name?
• Really? This Is Your Plan For Robbing The Bank?
• When You Light That Bottle Rocket Today, You'll Want To Be More Careful Than This Guy
• Next Time You Look At Your Toothbrush, Hopefully You Won't Remember This Story
• Think This Mototirst Wishes He Had Respected The Cyclist?
• It Started With A Flat Tire, And Got Worse From There
• Yikes! Do NOT Make This Woman Angry!
• Help! Anyone! She's "Practicing" Geology Without A License!
• With A Nod To The Weiner Matter, And To The Graduation Season ...
• Sure, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
• Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
• Stop Thinking, And The Machines Win
• Mr. Principal, Don't Be Hatin'
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
• On Mother's Day, Consider This - Would You Sue Your Mom?
• Drunk Pilot Claims Sleep-Drinking
• "Jesus" Causes 5-Vehicle Pile-Up
• Sticking To Your Guns, Or Being Boneheaded?
• Thin-Skinned Big Brother Wins One Against Student
• Do You Think Typos Can Cost A Lawyer Money?
• Do You Think Employers and Employees Can Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
• Didn't I Tell You Not To Park There?
• Mowing Under The Influence?
• Excuse Me. Is That A Ferret In Your Pants, Or Are You Just ...
• Let's Say Somebody Actually Tried To Golf Like "Happy Gilmore" ...
• So I Can't Keep The $2,001 Jackpot I Won?
• Gents, A Life Of Crime Is Clearly Not In The Cards For You
• Yes, Judges Take A Lot Of Crap, But ...
• A Joint Named "McCurry" Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
• An Unusual Crime Spree
• Well, So Much For "No Cussing Week"
• Twist And Shout? Twist - Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
• Writing U.S. Attorney A Letter On Toilet Paper? Bad Idea
• Are You Really Banning The Movie For That?
• A Judge Who Really Digs The Doctor - Seuss, That Is
• Perhaps The Most Idiotic Traffic Ticket Ever?
• Seriously? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
• Please, Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
• Judge In Alaska Said What?
• Not Your Typical Joy Ride
• Crime Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
• This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
• The License Plate "0" May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
• If You Were Born On 7/7/77, Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
• Fight Over Flowers Ends With A Severed ...
• Legal? Yes. Good Idea? You Be The Judge.
• Really, It Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room
• A Little Short On Street Smarts
• Priest Told Congregation What?
• Don't Like The Food, Don't Eat It. But Complaining? Not A Good Idea
• Please Tell Me You Didn't Steal All Those Shoes From Dead People.
• Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
• Should You Call The Cops When You Get Punched In The Face? Not Always.
• Police Limit Alcohol Consumption At Auto Race
• Warning: Don't Read This Close To Meal Time
• You Could Do Better For A Landlord
• Can You Really Get Three Months In Jail For Five Firecrackers?
• You're Busting Me For Starting A Pillow Fight?
• Some Very Serious Pain
• Um, Dear, I Believe That Man Was Driving Backwards
• Oh No You Didn't Just Crash That Funeral, Did You?
• Does Nasty, Belittling Judge Get His Due?
• Not For The Dentally Squeamish
• Suffice It To Say That The Judge Did NOT Like The Complaint
• "Oh Sh*t!" Attorney Says: That Coat With The Cocaine And Marijuana ... It's Not Mine!
• Too "Ellen" For The Job?
• Kapow! Judge Walton Spanks Scooter's Pals
• Please Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
• Hey! This Diet Sucks!
• Oh No You Didn't File A "Motion For Continuance" For That
• A Few Bumps On The Road To Spiritual Perfection
• The Legal World's Biggest Beatles Fan?
• Whatever You Do, DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CALZONES!
• Perhaps The Least Intimate "Place" On Earth
• This High School Music Teacher is HARDCORE
• Can Feet Really Smell THAT Bad?
• Finding Strange Things In Japanese Bathrooms ...
• Arkansas Oldies But Goodies
• You Want The Good News First? Or The Bad News?
• What A Long, Strange Trip It's Been
• Remember, As Ye Brag, So Shall Ye ...
• Blagojevich Uncensored
• Yes, Someone Can Just Look Guilty
• Uh. Sorry.
• A Truly Up-And-Down Relationship
• Do NOT Mess With This Lady!
• Judge Who Rhymes Calls Woman A "Whore." Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.
• The ATM That Kept Giving and Giving and Giving ... But A Life Sentence?
• Serious Jail Time For Over A Pound Of Weed?
• Sex Here, Sex There ...
• You Stole What?
• You Don't Understand. These Guys REALLY Needed Cigarettes ...
• Please. Tell Me She Wasn't Suspended For THIS Facebook Post
• Think This Granny Is Off Her Rocker?
• Student Busted For Farting In School?
• Homeowner's Association Just Says "No" - Mother Trucker!
• Tell Me You Didn't File A Claim Against Your Employer For This
• Really? A One Month Suspension For This?
• What Can Happen If You Fall Asleep In Class?
• Cycling While Partially Clothed ...
• Drunk Folks Make Poor Decisions
• If The Underwear Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
• A School With Too Many Rules
• Jeans That Keep On Giving
• Capital Punishment For Masturbating?
• Hellish Deposition - Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney
• Um, Honey, Our Kid Has Been Kidnapped ... Again
• Total Insanity From Italian Judges
• Lookout, Cuz Barbie Is Pissed!
• If Your Child Has Been Bullied, What Should You Do?
• I Have A Major Problem With This Version Of Strip Poker
• Some Interesting Excuses For Speeding
• A Principal Who Has Gone Too Far!
• An Unusal Way To "Violate" A Parking Meter
• A Brilliant Disguise For A Robbery
• An Unusual Source Of Funds For Heroin Start-Up
• Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
• Another Day, Another Jury Duty Slacker ... And His Dog's Testicles
• Really? You're Busting Me For The Sign On My Truck?
• Possibly The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warning Ever
• Me? No, The Ref Made Do It.
• A Most Unusual Case Of "Alleged" Election Fraud
• Can You Commit A Battery With That?
• So, Can You Have Your Weed And Eat It Too?
• It's Called Jury DUTY For A Reason
• This Law Is Nuts
• Could A Doctor Really Continue Practicing After All This?
• So, You Think You're Job Is Bad?
• This Is What You To Do A Sock Thief?
• Did The Judge Really Say That?
• Two Rooms Filled With Weed. You're Doing Time, Right?
• Do NOT Tell Me The Two Of You Did All Of This To Avoid A Ticket!
• So This Cat Makes Itself At Home In The Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
• You Really Think A Jury Will Believe You Did This In Your Sleep?
• Saved By The Cell
• No! Not The Butt Bandit!
• Isn't It Ironic?
• Doctor Of The Day? I Am Not Worthy. Really.
• Excuse Me, Sir. You May NOT Bring That Into The Hospital!
• Oh No You Didn't Just Call The Judge That
• Nudity In Art Gallery? Shocking
• An Anger Management Course, Perhaps?
• Nicely Done, Your Honor
• With A "Friend" Like This ...
• Dude Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt - Really
• Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
• Not A Good Way To Beckon In The New Year
• It's Hard To Believe These Fellas Were Caught
• My Weed? Why Would You Think That?
• The Darjeeling Express - "Kidnapper" Flees India
• Not The Best Way To Treat Your Tenants ...
• These Folks Must REALLY Love This Dog, Or Really Hate Each Other (Or Both)
• Speed Camera Photographs Birds ...
• Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
• Please Mister, Don't Kill Frosty!
• Busted For The Stickers On His Car?
• Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
• Lick My Toes And Film It With A Phone!
• Five "Security Guards" And One Streaker ...
• Really? You're Firing Me For Calling The Cops On A Shoplifter?
• Motion to Dismiss the Constitutionality of F...
• We're Supposed To Believe You Slept Through That?
• A Simple victim, a simple scammer ...
• Turning Yourelf In Is Great. But ...
• Parent Left Messages For Teacher Saying What?
• What Does Jury Duty Have To Do With The Wrinkles On A Dog's Testicles?
• "What's In A Name?" Plenty, Says The Judge
• Tell Me You Didn't Bring A Grenade Into The Courthouse
• Lawyer Loses Motion - Does Not Take It Well - At All
• That's Just Ludacris, Judge
• Outsmarted By An Elevator?
• You Didn't Outlaw Throwing Snowballs, Did You?
• Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
• Kick The Kitty, Anyone?
• Do Not Let This Man Near Your Cat
• Hmm. Might Want To Holster That Finger Next Time
• Excuse Me. What Did You Just Call Me?
• The King Of Peeping Toms?
• Criminal Doctor Awarded Damages!
• So It's Okay To Invade Brittany Spears' Privacy?
• You're Wearing Those For Your Community Service?
• Better Than Flying First Class?
• Naked Jogging Priest Says What?
• Man On The Lam After Ham Slam
• Does Lightning Strike The Same Place Twice?
• Cab Driver Jumps The Gun
• What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
• Don't Mess With My Dog
• Some Serious Polygamy
• I'm Certain You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
• To Be, Or Not To Be - A Potato Chip, That Is
• As If Running A Marathon Isn't Hard Enough
• Streaker Gets Hosed
• Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough
• Talk About Getting A Break ...
• Sometimes, What Goes Around Comes Around
• Is Husband Really Okay With Cheating Wife?
• White People, Please Leave The Courtroom
• Boy Hits Mom On The Head With What?
• Those Darn Hospital Visiting Rules ...
• Can You Stalk Someone From The Attic?
• Court Doesn't Like Friday?
• You DON'T Want To Roll This Guy's House
• A Right To Dry?
• Man F-bombed Judge And ...
• Crunchy, Crunchy Food
• Doctor Takes Picture Of Sedated Patient's What?
• Group Banned Because Of Their Name?
• Hmmm. Did Former Judge Say "Naughty" or "Gaudy" ...
• Teeth In Your Green Beans?
• Oh No You Didn't Bust That Lady For Dropping The F-bomb At Wal-Mart
• Gliding While Intoxicated?
• Judge Said What?
• Have I Got A Piece Of Property For You!
• A Doctor Is Kind Of Like A Tailor, Right?
• A Truly Obscene Number Of Obscene Phone Calls
• Damn You Teddy!
• Cook Put What In The Steak?
• Really? You Missed A Cyst That Big?
• Toilet Tissue Tax Tiff
• Think This Poor Kid Has ANY Sober Relatives?
• If You're Growing Weed, Think Twice About Having Burglar Alarm ...
• Uh, How Did You Get To Court Today?
• Teacher, Teacher - This Is No Way To Supplement Your Income
• Love Bites?
• Yo. What The Hell Are You Doing On My Sofa?
• Isn't Tenure Awesome?
• Doctor Powered His Car With What?
• Tell Me You're Not Going To Charge This Guy
• Yes, I Know Spitting Is Gross, But ...
• With A Picnic Table?
• You Might Think Twice Before Pissing This Kid Off
• No! Not Another Crime Committed With ... An Octopus!
• How Do You Revoke Your Own Bond?
• No, I Won't Drink To That
• Officer, You Tasered A Cow?
• A Real Jury Charmer
• You Named Your Horse "Nutzapper?"
• Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
• Son - Fat, Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life
• Quite The Mature Streaker
• A Doctor Without Boundaries ...
• Lookout. Here Comes The Judge.
• A Really Strange Tradition
• So Somehow This Is My Fault?
• A Case Of Life Imitating Art?
• What Part of "No Omelette" Do You Not Understand?
• Flower Fight Leads To A Severed ...
• A Candidate For The World's Worst Driver
• F-Bombs Hurled At Judge; "No You" Says Judge. The Result?
• Best Defense Strategy Ever? "Her Breasts Are Too Big"
• Okay, So This Judge May Not Be A Racist, But He Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
• You Were Doing What In The Restroom?
• Sure, It's Great To Stay Connected With Your Kids As They Grow Up ...
• Memo To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
• You Think Einstein Used Ecstacy?
• One Of The Strangest Toilet Stories Ever
• A Foot Fondler Hits The Target
• Seriously - You're Giving Me A Ticket For That?
• Surely The Best Fake Student - Ever
• Seriously, Busted For Feet On The Seat?
• Wendy's, Toilet Paper, And ... A Lawsuit?
• It's My Yard, Beyotch, So Go ...
• So, Do You Really Know What "Mayhem" Means?
• Man Loves Dog
• Surely One Of The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warnings
• This Former State Department Officer REALLY Dislikes Arabs
• This Is How You Behave At - And After - The Christmas Party?
• Hey Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
• Ouch! Bad Burglar!
• Seriously Hard-Headed Dude
• What's In A Name?
• Seriously - A Lawsuit Involving A Dog Named Shithead
• Um, Can Another Doctor Read My Films?
• Teacher Did What?
• Twelve-Year-Old Kid Did What?
• Not A Kid You Would Want As A Neighbor ...
• One Hot Kitchen
• For Labor Day, A Story About A Working Man
• Shhh. Kids, You Can Get R-Rated Movies At The Library. Jackass?
• You Outlawed Dancing?
• The Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
• This Guy Has To Be The World's Worst Driver
• No Bride Or Groom, And The Marriage Is Legal?
• Lie, And You'll Get By ...
• Solitary For Hairy Boy?
• A Wicked Foster Mother
• No, You Can't Look In My Bag
• Ladies And Gentlemen, Your Pilot Has ...
• Officer, I Swear It's Just Soap!
• Cat Microwaved By Lawyer?
• Just Bad Luck? Or ...
• A Little Fast And Lose With The Truth?
• This Guy LOVES His Car
• A Most Unusual Weapon
• So You Want To Be A Doctor?
• Your Honor Said What?
• Best Notice of Appeal - Ever
• Not The Best Time To Be Calling 911 ...
• So Much For Customer Service!
• Male Lawyer Called Female Lawyer What?
• Lawyer Said What To The Judge?
• Strip Search?
• Here A Bra, There A Bra, Everywhere A ...
• You're A Judge, And This Is Really Your Defense?
• It's A Bird. It's A Plane. No, It's A Sausage!
• This TOTALLY Bites!
• I'm Getting That Damned Motorcycle!
• Judge Hit With F-Bombs, S-Bombs, BS-Bombs ...
• Would You Vote For This Man?
• Should He Be "Doctor Of The Day?"
• You Got How Many Drunk Driving Convictions?
• I Challenge You To A Duel!
• Trial Continuance For Surgery On Your ...?
• Contempt!
• Dood - Can You Spel?

Bicycles

• A Florida Law That Almost Every Kid Routinely Breaks
• Hey, Someone Stole My Bike!

Contempt!

• That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
• Calling The Judge A Bitch [And More] Is Just Never A Good Idea
• Watch A Police Officer Relentlessly Hassle (And Arrest!) A Cameraman Who Is Breaking No Law
• Sometimes You Just Need To Keep Quiet ... And Holster Your Middle Finger
• Oh No You Didn't Just Slam That Courtroom Door
• A Judge Who Clearly Doesn't Know The Law, Or Chose To Ignore It
• Know When To Say When
• S-bomb Brings Contempt, But Not F-bomb?
• You Called The Judge A What?
• Flashing Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
• Man Cusses Out Judge And ...
• One Hot-Tempered Attorney
• Murphy, Murphy, Murphy - F-bombs And The Finger?
• Lots of F-Bombs to Judge; "No You" says Judge to Defendant! The Result?
• S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What's A Judge To Do?
• Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?

Doctor, Doctor

• Um. Sorry?
• When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Doctor So I Can ...
• A Door-To-Door Doctor?
• Doc Should Be Disciplined For Long Name Alone, But There Are Plenty Of Real Reasons ...
• For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
• Pharmaceutical Salesman Goes To The Cops After Doctor Throws His Card Away
• Another BAD Doctor Walks?
• Think This Doctor Should Be Practicing Medicine?
• Um. Is Another Doctor Available To See Me?
• What Is It With These Doctors And Boundaries?
• Doctor With NO Moral Compass
• A Very Unusual Bedside Manner ...
• What's Wrong With Bartering? Everything, In This Case
• What Would You Do For A $16,000 Rolex Watch?
• Are You Saying That It's Wrong To Have Sex With My Patient?
• Doctor's Troubling Career Ends
• Sex Doctor Back At It
• Doesn't Know ... From A Hole In The Ground ...
• What's Up, Doc?
• Doctor "Do Whatever I Please"
• Doctor Gets Away With A Wrist Slap For Some Serious Stuff
• Doctor Used WHAT To Power His Car?
• Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
• Good Drinking Buddy And A Good Doctor?
• Seriously, You Want The Dog That Badly?
• Run, Do Not Walk, From This Doctor's Office
• As Ye Sew ...
• How Do You Miss A Cyst That Big?
• Where Are My Breasts?
• Bad Doctor, Bad Boss
• This Is How You Examine Someone For An Ear Infection?
• A One Month Suspension For What?
• Was This Psychiatrist Treated Fairly?
• Apparently It's Okay To Invade Brittany Spears' Privacy - If ...
• What Does It Take To Ban A Doctor In New Zealand?
• Not The Model Doctor/Patient Relationship
• How About A Shot Of Weed Killer?
• Not The Best Bedside Manner
• Doctor Takes Photo Of Tattoo On Sedated Patient's Penis - Really
• Drugs For Sex Doctor Keeps License?
• Pretty Pricey Podiatrist
• Do NOT Let This Doc Read Your X-Rays
• Doctor Tells Patient "No Sex For 4-6 Weeks" After Surgery, And Then ...
• The Meth Man Cometh
• English Doctor - Who Repeatedly Failed English Exam - Back Practicing Medicine
• Not The Best Bedside Manner
• Are You Sure Your Doctor Is Not A Tailor?
• Ricin Doctor Wants Medical License Back
• Date Rape Drug Doctor Still Working
• You Won't Believe How This Doctor Allegedly Screens His Employees
• Another Deserving "Doctor Of The Day"
• Sexual Predator Doctor In Virginia Gets Slap On The Wrist - And Is Still Practicing
• A Long, Long Cat Fight
• Talk About The Long Con
• Texas House of Representatives Screws Up - Royally
• Doctor With A Quick Sex-Change Trigger?

Don't Tase Me, Bro!

• You Think This Officer Is A Wee Bit Trigger-Happy?
• Taser-Proof Man? Not Quite, Though It Took Quite A Few Jolts
• Naked Guy So Threatening You Have To Tase Him?
• Don't Tase Me Bro' - Especially Not There
• Some Seriously Bad Policing In Ohio
• Don't Taze My Granny!
• Just A Little Trigger Happy?
• Tell Me You Didn't Taser A 10-Year-Old Girl
• Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
• Tasered, With A Twist
• Police Officer Says He'll Tase Man Where?
• Dear, I Think That Man Was Driving Backwards
• Holster That Taser, Bro
• Another Day, Another Tasering
• Man Tasered By Police, And Later Dies, Was Carrying What?
• After A 30-Foot Fall, Kid Tasered Up To 19 Times
• 65-Year-Old Living With Mom Wigs Out
• Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
• Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
• Cop Tasered A Cow?
• Dude Gets Tased - Trying To Enter His Own House! Through The Front Door!
• Dude Robs A Church ...

Extra Pulp

• A License To Drive Without A License?
• The NRA Would Be Fine With Half Of This Story, Except It Was In The Car
• What, You Think They Just Give Pot Away?
• Must ... Stop ... The ... Clowns
• Tree [sort of] sues State Farm - Judge goes poetic
• A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
• It's A Wonder This Gent Got To 17 (Banks, That Is)
• The Bird Gets It If You Don't Follow Legal Juice On Twitter And Like It On Facebook
• Should Have Stolen The Computer Too ...
• Good Luck Enforcing This Massachusetts Law
• Oh, Like You've Never Eaten Cigarettes Before... In A Store?
• So Much For "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold"
• Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
• This Gent Didn't Have A Very Good Weekend
• If This Is Any Indication, Donkey Rustling Is An Extremely Serious Crime In Mexico
• This Gent Was LUCKY He Passed Out In Public
• I Told You We Shouldn't Have Taken That One!
• Hey, Junior. There's This Really Cool Place Called "Outside."
• Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else ...
• Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
• Woman Makes Interesting Call From Ambulance After Crash
• You Can Run, Bu, You Won't Get Very Far ... IN THE COURTHOUSE!
• Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
• Is That A Loris In Your Pants, Or ...
• If It Weren't For Bad Luck, This Woman Would Have No Luck At All!
• So A Guy Can't Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
• Drunk Driver Makes History, And Lives To Tell
• How Hot Was It? It Was So Hot ...
• Not A Model School Bus Driver
• License Plate Readers: Good Tool, Or Too "Big Brother"?
• Going With The Belt Or The Judge?
• Think This Was Their First Armed Robbery Attempt?
• So You Think The Pizza Delivery Guy Will Be Easy Pickings?
• One Cool, Calm & Collected Burglar
• Whoa! This Family Court Judge Is Pissed! See For Yourself.
• Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
• Not Just Another Day On The Golf Course ...
• Evidence? What Evidence? I Don't See Any Evidence.
• Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
• Boatload Of Cash Found In Walls After Owner's Death, Sale Of House. Whose Is It?
• His Timing Could Not Have Been Much Worse.
• Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
• Felony Charge For Throwing A Soda?
• Judge Orders a Truly Alternative Dispute Resolution
• It's Raining Money! It's Raining Money!
• Oh, So You're Iced Tea Isn't Sweet Enough? Here, Let Me Have That ...
• Is Being Insatiable A Crime?
• You Stole The Wrong Dude's Truck. Check Out His Garage.
• I'll Be Taking That Street, Thank You Very Much!
• Shortest Tenure Ever At A New Job?
• Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.
• School Cheating Is Common. But By The School Superintendent?
• Transmitter Under The Mattress? This Is Awkward.
• The Good News? Man Slows Down After Getting Busted For 105 MPH. The Bad News ...
• Oh, Like You're Not Excited By World War II?
• Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy's ...
• So You're Saying There's Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
• PEOPLE! CHILL OUT!
• Sometimes The Best Hiding Place Is ...
• This Guy Picked The Wrong Woman To Follow
• You Did NOT Pull A Gun On That Man Over A Dish!
• You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
• Karma Wasted No Time With This Gent
• A Special Offer For ... Okay, Everyone
• An Incredible Sale At Macy's - You Want That? It's $5!
• Light Saber Beats Taser?
• Tell Me You Did Not Throw Your Wife's Beer Away!
• Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
• Strip Search? Ha!
• An Interesting Way To Protest ...
• Probably Shouldn't Have Friended Him?
• Busted For Burping?
• Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
• A Door-To-Door Doctor?
• Should Have Listened To Kid's Complaints About Pot Smell
• Clearly Not A Popular Figure At Work
• Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
• This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
• A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
• Of All The Luck. When The Moment Was Right, Dude Stole A Cop Car!
• Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
• It Would Be A Very Petty Theft But ...
• If Anyone Has This Surveillance Video, Send It To The Juice!
• Clearly Profiling Is Not An Issue For These Police Officers
• Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
• Woman Sues Wal-Mart Over Two Cents, And ...
• Store Owner's Contest: Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• You're Never Too Old To ... Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
• Maid Canned For "Ruining" Family With Black Magic
• You'll Never Guess What This Kindergartner Brought To Show And Tell
• Is A Chicken A "Beast"? Trust Me, It Matters!
• You Can't Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But ...
• Not Your Average Stripper
• Ten-Year-Old Would-Be Thief, Victim Of Irony
• "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" New Juice Category!
• Today's Installment Of "Judge The Judge"
• Honesty Is The Best Policy ... Or Is It?
• Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
• Why Not Just Have A Neon Sign?
• Happy Judge Pens Humorous Order Canceling Trial
• Stoned, And Driving, And ... 12?
• Dunkin Donuts Employee Outperformed, And Outearned, Her Co-Workers
• A Strong Candidate For "The Worst Lie Of The Week"
• Just Think How Full The U.S. Jails Would Be If ...
• Um, Sir. I Said "Driver's License And Registration"
• The Most Unusual Criminal Gang Ever?
• A Town That Outlawed Silly String?
• Wait, You Mean Metal Gets Hot In The Sun? Get Out!
• Having Sex While Driving 85 MPH?
• Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
• Epic Thermostat Battle
• Yikes! Do NOT Make This Woman Angry!
• Not Your Average Lawsuit ...
• What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
• Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway ...
• How Far Would You Go To Delay Paying Child Support?
• Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
• Chinese Prisoners Forced To Play Computer Games
• In Hindsight, This Probably Wasn't The Best Place To Grow Weed
• Are Those Shoes In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To ...
• Stop Thinking, And The Machines Win
• Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
• Perhaps The Luckiest Driver Ever?
• Is The Neighbor's Barking Dog Getting On Your Nerves? Here's A Solution ...
• Police Let Drunk Driver Walk. Why?
• Mom Says No To Candy - Kid Says KAPOW
• Wisconsin Judge Has A Strange Way Of Putting Things
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Inmate Loses Tooth Breaking Up Fight Between Guards (Really)
• Oh No You Didn't Hide That Fake Driver's License And Credit Card THERE!
• Naked Guy So Threatening You Have To Tase Him?
• Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
• You Got Busted How Many Times For Huffing Paint?
• Free Food From Grocery Store On Easter Friday!?
• Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois ...
• Pranking The Cops?
• 32-Year-Old Man Busted For Possession Of Alcohol While Under The Legal Age?
• No Way To Treat Your Mom - Especially When She's Driving
• Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
• You Shot The Robot?
• Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I'm Just In My Underwear?
• So I Can't Keep The $2,001 Jackpot I Won?
• Montana Legislator Speaks Out Against DUI Laws. Really.
• Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor's Note ...
• Stay In Luxury, Anywhere, For Free!
• Granny Socks It To Burglars
• Legal? No. Funny? Hell Yeah.
• Don't Tase Me Bro' - Especially Not There
• Behaving Very Badly At Panama City Burger King
• Computer Thief Makes Embarrassing Video, Which Owner Remotely Accesses And Posts On YouTube!
• Bet You Like Your Job More Than This Guy
• Honey, You Need To Get Yourself A New Boyfriend
• A Very Poorly Planned Crime
• A Joint Named "McCurry" Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
• A Really, Really Bad Car Thief
• You Might As Well Just Turn Yourself In
• "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
• A Dress Code At The Mall? That'll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
• Hey Honey, Call The Cops! He's Watering Our Lawn!
• Worst Robber Or Best/Ballsiest/Dumbest Customer?
• A Felony To Take A Picture Of A Farm In Florida?
• "Protect And Serve," Or "Pound Into Ground Round?"
• Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
• Dude Could've Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
• Dude Forgot His ATM Card ...
• Let's Call This Would-Be Robber "Butterfingers"
• Writing U.S. Attorney A Letter On Toilet Paper? Bad Idea
• Mess With The Baby Bull, Get The Mom's Horns
• Perhaps The Most Idiotic Question Ever Asked
• Boy Drops The "B" Bomb At School - Gets In A World Of Trouble
• This Wacky Criminals Video Never Gets Old.
• Some Relationships Have A "Giver" And A "Taker" ...
• A Strip Club, A Flying Shoe, A Busted Tooth, And A Lawsuit
• Victim Selection - Easy Marks Not Always "Easy".
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• Can You Lose Money While Committing A Robbery?
• A Florida Law That Almost Every Kid Routinely Breaks
• It's Their Fault You Thought They Were Women?
• If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
• If You Want Your Son To Ever Stop Playing Xbox, DO NOT LET HIM READ THIS
• Play With Fire, Get Burned - Play With A Gun ...
• Lady, You Stole The Wrong Snow Shovel
• You Did NOT Just Call 911 And Say That You Are Growing Weed!
• When Is A Prostitute Not A Prostitute?
• Mess With The Library Books In Boise, And You Could Be Looking At Some Jail Time
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
• You Call Yourself A Magician?
• Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn't Either.
• Should Have Just Taken The Parking Ticket And Left ...
• A Special Offer For ... Okay, Everyone
• Let Them Eat ... Pie?
• A Pretty Clear Indication Of The Tough Economic Times
• If You Were Born On 7/7/77, Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
• New Tax Law Met With Spells, Really
• 6th Grade Honor Student Going To Court For Writing Name In Cement
• Man Wants To Get Deported. This Should Do It.
• So That's Going In My Permanent Record? Maybe, But ...
• Wife Says Not To Smoke, Husband Smokes ... BAD Idea
• Drive-Through Rage
• Woman Assaults Cop With A Dildo?
• Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
• Priest Told Congregation What?
• Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
• That Has GOT To Hurt
• You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
• Pharmaceutical Salesman Goes To The Cops After Doctor Throws His Card Away
• An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
• Neither Rain, Nor Sleet Nor ... A Bunch of Beers?
• Want To Make It Easy For The Police To Bust You For Possession?
• Woman Calls Cops On Cops?
• A New Meaning To "Going Postal"
• So You're Telling Me Those Cars In The Showroom Aren't Filled Up With Gas?
• Of All The Pay Phones In Town, You Picked That One?
• A Most Unusual Pleading
• One Country's Clumsy Pick-Up Attempt Is Another Country's Crime
• Before You Call The Police About That Driveway Art ...
• Your Getaway Car Has Vanity Plates?
• Dude Is Obviously Not A Career Criminal
• A Serious Domestic Dispute
• If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A "Slim Shady," Be Prepared To Eat It
• Judicial System Makes Cops Strip To Nail Prostitutes?
• Don't Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back ...
• Follow Legal Juice On Twitter ... Or Else
• A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
• A Surefire Way To End A Crime Spree
• 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
• So Much For Anger Management Class ...
• Might As Well Have A Neon Sign: "Pot Growing Here"
• Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else ...
• Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
• Could The Police Really Miss A Knife In A Victim's Back?
• Not The Best Question To Ask A Police Officer
• You Sure You Want To Mess With The Flag, Or The National Anthem?
• Kapow! Judge Walton Spanks Scooter's Pals
• Please Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
• Outside The "Good To Go" ... Couple Goes
• Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
• Sex, And A Broken ...
• You Will NOT Believe This Lawsuit By A Teacher Against A Student
• What Would You Do If You Saw Someone Giving Money Away? Call The Cops, Of Course.
• Uh - That's Okay. I'll Just Steal Another Car
• Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), "Legal Juice" Further Enters Our Lexicon
• You WILL Get Me My McNuggets!
• This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
• What Do You Do If You're Dissatisfied With Your Mechanic? Well ...
• Cavaliers Fan Just A Little Too Upset Over The News
• Giving Criminals A Bad Name ...
• Going Topless Not A Problem In This Delaware Beach Town
• Think Twice Before Calling This Woman "Fat"
• So, You're Sure He Was Black?
• Well Take My Clothes And Tie Me To A Tree
• Fields Of Weed? Fuhgeddaboutit.
• Traffic Sign Hijacked, To The Dismay Of Australian Prime Minister
• Pain. Serious Pain
• Third Time Definitely Not A Charm ...
• Getting Rid Of A Stupid Law?
• If You Aren't Married - Keep Your Distance
• Talk About Patience ...
• Might Not Wanna Play Dice With This Dude
• No! Not The Butt Bandit!
• Unaware Or Unafraid?
• Should You Call The Cops When You Get Punched? Not Always.
• What Is It With McDonald's Customers Lately?
• Do NOT Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets
• There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop - Though They Might Surprise You
• An Excellent Deposition Performance
• Would You Do This To Prevent A Burglar From Entering Your Home?
• Would You Sell Beer To This Guy?
• The Baby Name Police Strike Again
• McCurry Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
• iPhone Catches Muggers
• Illegal Nudity In An Art Gallery?
• Bad Babysitter Arrested?
• Good New / Bad News
• Using Your iPhone To Find Pot?
• Clerk Makes Himself Immortal
• Interesting Gardening Apparel
• Oh No You Didn't Just Try To Rob THAT Village
• Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
• The Lake Oswego Police Blotter
• So Much For "No Cussing" Week
• Bungling Burglars
• Facebook Used For What?
• Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy's House
• A Good Day For Johns
• Full Nudity, Anyone?
• Speeding, Kneeling Bird-Flipper
• Coincidence? What Do You Think?
• A Court Reporter Not To Be Messed With
• Aussie TV - Raining F-Bombs? C-Bombs?
• DNA Samples from 5-Year-Olds?
• Right To Dry?
• Did The "My Breasts Are Too Big" Defense Work?
• Yes, There Is Such A Thing As "Bad Publicity"
• Cook Put What Kind Of Hair In The Steak?
• Woman Left Man 13 Times - Then He Finally Gave Her The Boot
• She Said "No Omelette" - Okay?
• Do You Really Want To Send That Letter?
• ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
• Not A Kid You Would Want In Your Neighborhood
• ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
• Lawyer Quits Law For Professional Boxing
• Hey Pops, Pick On Someone Your Own Age
• New [Sort Of] Juice Features
• Wo! This Former State Department Employee REALLY Hates Arabs
• New Legal Juice Features!
• Whoa There, Congressman
• A Real "Bad Boy"
• Not The Nicest Boyfriend
• Costner Massage? - Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
• Kids Can Get R-Rated Movies? Jackass?
• Should A Student Who Torches His Former Principal On MySpace Be Disciplined?
• "Acting" Health Commissioner For Over A Year?
• Stop Stealing The F*cking Signs!
• If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
• You Would Not Want To Be On A Train With This Man!
• Cell Phone Pictures Of Your What?
• Transgender Minister Reappointed To Lead St. Johns United Methodist Church In Baltimore
• Soda Causes Cancer?
• Cancer
• Punching A Juror? Brilliant
• Navy To Gay Sailor: You're In, You're Out, You're In, You're Out!
• Should This Boy Be Expelled?
• Do Not Go Camping With This Man
• My God is Bigger Than Your God; SSN Is The Mark Of The Beast
• You Say There's What In My Soap?
• Woman Assaults Police Officer With What?
• When You Want "411," Make Very, Very Sure You Don't Dial ""911" Like This Poor Retired Teacher Did!
• Lunar Land Sale - And People Bought It!
• You Would NOT Want This Man As Your Doctor
• Neverending Amazement At What People Will Do For Prizes; But Is Incredibly Idiotic Contest A Crime?
• Lawyer Hires Biker Gang To Collect Fees From Clients
• Drunk Pilot Claims Sleep-Drinking
• The Worst Foster Mother EVER!
• Mercy! Police Officer Goes To Transvestite Money-For-Sex Party, Worries About His Machismo
• Sexaul Harassment Or Not? You Make The Call.
• Do Not Put Your Child In The Dryer!

F-bomb

• Your Honor Says What?
• Fired For Dropping The F-bomb?
• The Bird, The F-Bomb, The Bust. But With A Twist
• Trespassing Charge For F-Bomb Shirt? Yup.
• You Did Not Just Say That To The Judge
• Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
• Calling The Judge A Bitch [And More] Is Just Never A Good Idea
• You Can't Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But ...
• Maybe You Can Flip A Police Officer Off, But What About The F-Bomb?
• Do You Think Employers and Employees Can Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
• Dude Could've Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
• Public College Student Fined For F-Bomb Dropped After Class
• Judge DROPS The F-bomb - Constructively, Of Course
• Can Employers and Employees Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
• Man In Restaurant Busted For 2 F-Bombs
• F-Bombs Hurled At Judge; "No You" Says Judge. The Result?
• Uncensored: Blagojevich's F-bombs

Get A Life

• A One-Way Ticket To Hell
• Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
• So, You Arrested & Cuffed This 62-Year-Old Woman Over A Torn Garden Hose?
• Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
• Really? Another Craigslist Ruse?
• Maybe It's Just A Football Game To You ...
• Creepy "Peeping Tom" Variation
• Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
• You Did Not Just Ban Halloween Costumes
• Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
• Tell Me You Didn't Put That Image On A Milk Carton!
• Woman Pretended To Have Breast Cancer To Raise Money For ...
• Stupid Drunk People
• Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
• Sorry Your Stepdad Is Such A Tool.
• Fat, Drunk And Stupid ...
• Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
• Teacher's Aide Suspended Because She Wouldn't Show Superintendent Her Facebook Page!
• You Got Some Vodka For THAT Dog?
• A Slice Of Domestic Bliss
• Brothers (Age 47 & 55) STILL Can't Play Nicely. Mom Ends Up In The Hospital.
• From Walking Away To Kicking A Cop In The Face?
• A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
• 6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
• So This Is What You Do Because You Think The Ice Cream Truck's Prices Are Too High?
• Tell Me You Did Not Throw Your Wife's Beer Away!
• Busted For Burping?
• A Door-To-Door Doctor?
• Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
• Did Teacher Really Just Pull A "Weiner"?
• Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
• Man Offended By "Obscene" Decal
• Doc Should Be Disciplined For Long Name Alone, But There Are Plenty Of Real Reasons ...
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• Woman Not Cool With Cold Fries
• Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
• YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
• What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
• A Town That Outlawed Silly String?
• Think This Mototirst Wishes He Had Respected The Cyclist?
• Why Did Alderman Hold Up Sign Permit For Hot Dog Stand For 2 1/2 Years?
• Hippies Must Not Have Fared Well In This South Carolina Town
• Your Big Legislative Initiative Involves Bird Feeders?
• Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
• You Really Think This Is A Good Way To Meet Women?
• Unfunny YouTube Leads To Arrest
• "Dirty Bastard" Is Okay, But "Raging Bitch" Isn't?
• Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
• A Joint Named "McCurry" Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
• A Dress Code At The Mall? That'll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
• Twist And Shout? Twist - Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
• Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
• If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
• You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
• Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters ... Or Do They?
• Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
• You Could Do Better For A Landlord
• Crazy Domains Ad With Pam Anderson Banned - Too Much Skin?
• Starbucks, Or Bikini Bottoms Espresso Stand?
• Virginia Is For Lovers ... Unless They Are Gay ...
• If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
• That'll Teach You To Pick On Cross-Dressers
• Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
• And I Thought Airline Security Was Crazy In The U.S.
• Really, You Won't Allow This License Plate?
• What's Wrong With Friday?
• Shit Kills?
• Dude Busted For Stickers On His Car?
• Busted For Dropping The F-Bomb At Wal-Mart?
• Cheerleaders Can't Wear School-Issued Cheering Uniforms In School?
• Mother Trucker! Homeowner's Association Just Says "No"
• Yes, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
• It's My Yard, So Go ....
• No You Didn't Just Give Me A Ticket For That
• Another Crime Committed With An Octopus?
• Big Brother And The "Legal Weed" Bottle Cap
• That Nosy Swedish National Tax Board Again!
• Kid Gets Suspended For This?
• Don't Be Hatin'
• The Power Of The Playboy Bunny
• Stop Her! She's Practicing Geology Without A License!
• Morons In Montana
• Hair Boy Gets Solitary!
• Oh No! Not A Student With A "Rat's Tail" Haircut!

Gross

• Yes, Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted, And So Will This Gent ...
• Dad Gets Busted For Spraying "Liquid Ass" In School
• Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
• A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
• You'd Have To Be Drunk To Think You'd Escape A DUI By Doing This
• Not A Model School Bus Driver
• Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
• The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
• Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
• Give That Dog A Raise
• Not Your Average Souvenirs
• So You're Going To Pay Me To Do What?
• An Interesting Way To Protest ...
• How Drunk Was She?
• This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
• If Anyone Has This Surveillance Video, Send It To The Juice!
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• Is A Chicken A "Beast"? Trust Me, It Matters!
• About That Chinese Cooking Oil You Just Bought ...
• Why Every Other Year?
• It Started With A Flat Tire, And Got Worse From There
• Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
• What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
• Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
• Oh No You Didn't Hide That Fake Driver's License And Credit Card THERE!
• "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
• Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• Man Tries To Smuggle All Kinds Of Stuff Into Jail
• You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won't Be Snorting Drugs Again
• This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
• Fight Over Flowers Ends With A Severed ...
• Now How'd That Fly Get In My Food?
• Hope That You Never Get This Lonely
• You Could Do Better For A Landlord
• A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
• If This Guy Was Speeding Through The Neighborhood, It Probably Won't Happen Again
• Apparently There's A Market For Everything
• You Won't Believe What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal
• Just Really Disgusting, And Weird
• You'll Never Look At Your Toothbrush The Same Way
• Indiana Man Literally (And Figuratively) In Some Deep Sh*t
• Not The Best Call If You're On The Explosive Ordinance Disposal Team
• A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Pudding And Lemonade? No Thanks
• [Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against ...
• Not Only Was This Custodian Not Cleaning ...
• One Really Creepy Firefighter
• Sick Man's "Best Friend"
• I WON'T Drink To That

Here Comes the Judge

• Maybe She Thinks It's A Part-Time Job?
• Judge Has "Black Robe Disease"
• This Judge Was LUCKY To Get A Reprimand
• That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
• Whoa! This Family Court Judge Is Pissed! See For Yourself.
• You Did Not Just Say That To The Judge
• Brothers (Age 47 & 55) STILL Can't Play Nicely. Mom Ends Up In The Hospital.
• So You're Saying There's Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
• Of Course The Judge's Name Is "Willie"
• Calling The Judge A Bitch [And More] Is Just Never A Good Idea
• Today's Installment Of "Judge The Judge"
• Happy Judge Pens Humorous Order Canceling Trial
• Wisconsin Judge Has A Strange Way Of Putting Things
• Seriously? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
• Oh No You Didn't Just Slam That Courtroom Door
• Suffice It To Say That The Judge Did NOT Like The Complaint
• A Judge Who Clearly Doesn't Know The Law, Or Chose To Ignore It
• Man Pays HUGE Price For Laughing In Court
• Judge Gets Hosed, Apparently Over Use Of Expletive
• Do You Solemnly Swear To Look Up Every Word You Don't Know?
• Over A Pound Of Weed Gets You How Much Time?
• You Call That An Apology?
• Do Not Yawn In This Judge's Courtroom
• So You're Just Sitting In The Courtroom ...
• Judge DROPS The F-bomb - Constructively, Of Course
• Judges Speed Too, And This One Lies
• Your Honor, You've Been Served
• Judge Cites Ludacris?
• What Family Wouldn't Be Proud To Have Two Brothers Who Are Judges?
• Just Two Drinks? Really? And You Said What To The Police - On Video?
• Twin Trouble In Italy
• How Do You Really Punish Noisy Teen Rockers?
• The Judge And The Drunk Driver
• Not The Way To Deal With The Troop Shortage
• Men Across New York Hail Judge's Ruling
• Judge Forces Parents To Paddle And Spank Their Kids?
• Whoa There, Your Honor
• Obscenity Trial Judge's Porn Website
• What Goes Around ...
• Hey Judge In Wal-Mart DEATH Case - You're NOT Funny
• If You Curse In Saudi Arabia, You Better Hope You Get A "Disbelief" Judge, Not A "Heresy" Judge
• Wo. You Don't Want To Catch This Judge On A Bad Day
• Traffic Court Judge, Who Knows A Thing Or Two About Traffic Tickets, In The Soup Again.
• "Naughty" or "Gaudy?"
• Judge Drops A-Bomb On "Victim"
• How Did Attorney Stop Disciplinary Proceedings? By Becoming A Judge!
• All Whites, Please Leave The Courtroom
• Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney - Hellish Deposition
• What Hand Gesture - Not The Bird - Lands Texas Attorney In Jail?
• Judge Not Impressed By Peace Priest
• Judge Said What To Attorney?
• Whose Foreskin Is It Anyway?
• Yes, Judges Take A Lot Of Crap, But ...
• If You Or I Did This, We'd Be Breaking Rocks, Fo' Shizzle
• This Ex-Judge Expects People To Vote For Him?
• Wo! Washington Judge Censured For Remarks At Training Conference
• Bad Judge, Very Bad Judge
• Judge TOTALLY Loses It Over Ringing Cell Phone In Court
• Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
• The Art Of Judicial Decision-Making
• Don't Say This To A Judge!
• Judge Said What?
• You Talking To Me? You Better Not Be Talking To Me! Even Judges Have Bad Days
• Judge Pops His Sister?
• Judge Digs The Doctor - Seuss, That Is
• Man Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt!
• Diddle Biddle, Pay The Piper
• Talk About A Demotion
• Rude Awakening For Sleeping Judge
• This Judge Really Dislikes Lesbians
• Saudi Judges With Bankers' Hours?
• Maynard, Maynard, Maynard. You Know You Can't Go Hitting A Police Officer In The Face!
• No, Not Eutawville Again!
• Might Not Want To Drive Through Eutawville, South Carolina
• No Wonder The Empire Collapsed
• Not The Way To Get Out Of Jury Duty
• "Lawyer" To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
• "Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough"
• The World's WORST Driver!
• Judge Has A Thang For The Beatles
• Judge Lets Convicted Murderer Out On Bail?
• Tort Reform For Everyone But Judge Bork, Who Filed A $1,000,000+ Tort Suit!
• Bam! Judge Walton Spanks Scooter's Pals
• Your Honor Says What?
• Ex-Judge Swore He Was Permanently Disabled, Collects Disability, And Works As A Lawyer!
• Snap! Lookout Judge. Here Comes Mr. Young
• Alaska Judge Said What?
• Judge Said What?
• Judge Biddle, Rhymes With ....
• Can New Hampshire Force Residents To Display State Motto "Live Free Or Die" On License Plates?
• Lots of F-Bombs to Judge; "No You" says Judge to Defendant! The Result?
• Judge Defends Himself With Pictures Of His Shaved Genitals, Taken By His Brother
• Sew Many Typos; So Little Thyme
• The "Judge" Of Tigerton Dells Is Out! “The Adventures of Wickstrom: Part Two”
• Wisconsin Secession: “The Adventures Of ‘Judge’ Wickstrom: Part One”
• Judge And Lawyer Argue Over "Tie." Who Wins?
• Rhyming Judge Calls Woman "Whore." Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.
• S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What's A Judge To Do?
• Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?
• Judge Says Law Is "Dumb." Florida Court of Appeals Says ...?
• Judge Orders a Truly Alternative Dispute Resolution
• Justice for Nasty, Belittling, Heartless Florida Judge?
• Girlfriend Invokes "Lorena Bobbit," Boyfriend Seeks Protective Order
• Tree [sort of] sues State Farm - Judge goes poetic

Injustice

• So, You Arrested & Cuffed This 62-Year-Old Woman Over A Torn Garden Hose?
• You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
• Water Official Lies About Water Safety, And This Is The Punishment?
• 6th DUI Conviction, And You Think That's A Stiff Sentence?
• Teacher's Aide Suspended Because She Wouldn't Show Superintendent Her Facebook Page!
• PEOPLE! CHILL OUT!
• Busted For Burping?
• Maid Canned For "Ruining" Family With Black Magic
• With A Nod To The Weiner Matter, And To The Graduation Season ...
• Why Did Alderman Hold Up Sign Permit For Hot Dog Stand For 2 1/2 Years?
• Warning To Regular Juice Readers: This Is Not Funny. TSA'S OUTRAGEOUS PAT-DOWN OF 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL!
• Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
• Life In Jail For Failing To Pay Tolls?
• Some Seriously Bad Policing In Ohio
• Another BAD Doctor Walks?
• Death For Weed Dealer?
• Run! The Homosexuals Are Coming!
• A Night In The Clink For A T-Shirt?
• This Is What You Get For Being A Good Samaritan?
• A VERY Consequential Typo
• You Can't Fire Us For That!
• When We Stop Thinking, The Machines Win
• Take That Stinking Parking Ticket And ...
• Banned, Convicted Sexual Assaulting Hypnotherapist Awarded Damages For Distress And Anxiety
• Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
• Suspended For THIS Facebook Post?
• Seriously, This Is A Crime?
• Probation For This Kind Of Abuse?
• One Wicked Lady
• Employee Fired For Calling Cops On Shoplifter
• Casino Shafts Banned Man
• No Jail Time For Canadian Child Molester?
• Case Took How Long To Wend Its Way Through The System?
• They Beat Bloggers There
• Insanity From Italian Judges
• If You Think Your Job Is Bad ...
• Fuzzy The Streaker Gets Hosed
• Do The Crime, But Not The Time? How's That?
• Crime May Not Pay - But ...
• Pot Brownie Cop, Who Took Pot From Suspects, Is Not Even Charged! And His Wife's A Peach, Too!
• Judge Facing Reprimand For Remark To Slumlord
• Leaving Circuit City - Bag Search?
• Chipping Away At Student's Free Speech (No, Not "Bong Hits 4 Jesus")
• Fudge Shop Fannie Spends 28 Days In Jail - So Far
• Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Just Lie, And You'll Get By
• Can You Lose A House You Paid For?
• FBI Frames Four Men - Pays Big Price

Juice Drops

• You Just Locked Your Car With Your Remote, So You're Good, Right?
• So, What Are You In For?
• As Ye Post, So Shall Ye Reap
• Man's Car Gets Rammed, Has Laser-Like Focus On ...
• Of All The Places To Relieve Yourself ...
• Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of ...
• Wait, They Have Surveillance Cameras Watching Us Cashiers? Don't They Trust Us?
• It's Generally Not A Good Idea To Call 911 When You're Lit
• Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him - In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
• Strip Search? Ha!
• Yeah, You Know You've Thought About It
• Epic Thermostat Battle
• Do Not Mess With This Woman's Remote!
• Smells Like Fake Insanity
• Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
• A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
• Um, Has Anyone Seen My Glock?
• Today's Installment Of "Judge The Judge"
• Maybe It's Just A Football Game To You ...
• Should Have Stolen The Computer Too ...
• Do You Think The Kid Should Have Been Arrested?
• What Can Happen To You If You Don't Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
• Dad Gets Busted For Spraying "Liquid Ass" In School
• What Is It With McDonald's Customers?
• You Think YOU Are A Hardcore Giants' Fan? Fuhgeddaboutit!
• No, You Couldn't Just Burgle The Joint ...
• Someone Is A Little Too Attached To Her Phone
• Dumbest Attempted Robbery Ever? You Be The Judge.
• Nobody Likes Slow Drivers, But Seriously?
• Taser-Proof Man? Not Quite, Though It Took Quite A Few Jolts
• I Told You We Shouldn't Have Taken That One!
• You Do NOT Want To Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets!
• Maybe If Police Officers Read Legal Juice, This Wouldn't Keep Happening!
• You Did Not Just Ban Halloween Costumes
• You Can Run, Bu, You Won't Get Very Far ... IN THE COURTHOUSE!
• So You're Saying Ministers, Priests And Atheists Can't Serve In The Tennessee House?
• You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
• Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
• Something A Saudi Boss Definitely Should Not Say To His Employees
• That's My Story, And I'm Sticking With It!
• Not The Best Landlords
• "I'm Not The Best Criminal"
• You Do Know That 911 Is Not A Confession Hotline, Right?
• Truth: It's Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
• A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
• This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
• So A Guy Can't Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
• Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
• Trespassing Charge For F-Bomb Shirt? Yup.
• If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A "Slim Shady," Be Prepared To Eat It
• That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
• Clearly NOT A Cat-Lover
• The Most Embarrassing DUI?
• Busted For - Literally - Throwing Money Out The Window
• A Totally Uncool Akron, Ohio Law
• You Know When People Fire Celebratory Shots In The Air?
• A Judge Who Clearly Doesn't Know The Law, Or Chose To Ignore It
• Interesting Gardening Apparel
• A Real "Career Criminal" - Who Gets Bail?
• Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
• Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
• Boatload Of Cash Found In Walls After Owner's Death, Sale Of House. Whose Is It?
• Uncle Already!
• Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
• You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won't Be Snorting Drugs Again
• Man Pays HUGE Price For Laughing In Court
• Woman Assaults Cop With A What?
• Judge Orders a Truly Alternative Dispute Resolution
• You're Stealing Large Items, And Using A Getaway Scooter?
• You Call That Child Care?
• Here's Why You Shouldn't Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back ...
• You Stole The Wrong Dude's Truck. Check Out His Garage.
• Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.
• Is It Bigamy If You Marry Someone Else When You Are Still Married?
• Man Caught Golfing Gets Four Months In Jail
• You Shot The Robot?
• Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Easy Mark? Don't Be So Sure.
• What? No Dinner?!
• And You Think Your Parents Embarrassed You?
• Sometimes The Best Hiding Place Is ...
• What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Is In Jail?
• Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
• A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
• Oh No You Didn't Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
• You Are Not Keeping That Guy In Jail For Chalking The Sidewalk!
• What's Wrong With Friday?
• 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
• What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
• Light Saber Beats Taser?
• Indiana Man Literally (And Figuratively) In Some Deep ...
• Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
• Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
• Not Very Neighborly
• A Door-To-Door Doctor?
• You're Shirt Said What?
• You Have A Gun In Your What?
• Man Offended By "Obscene" Decal
• You Don't Find Kohl's exciting?
• Pants On Fire
• Really Disgusting, And Really Weird
• Guess What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal?
• Extremely Drunk Man Just Glad To Be "Home"
• There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Police Officer - Though They Might Surprise You
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• An Interrogatory About Beer Pong, And An Awesome Response
• Is A Chicken A "Beast"? Trust Me, It Matters!
• Arrested For Eating Fish?
• Have Quieter Sex Or ... Move To A Single Family Home
• Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
• A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
• Not The Best Person To Text When You're Looking To Buy Weed
• YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
• You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
• Why Not Just Have A Neon Sign?
• Turn Down Your Piccolo, Or Else
• Stoned, And Driving, And ... 12?
• Quite A Strange Place To Build A House ... Or, Was It?
• Um, Sir. I Said "Driver's License And Registration"
• Police Officers Conducting Search Having Wii Too Much Fun
• I'm Guessing This Woman Hasn't Robbed Many Banks
• The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
• Maybe The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
• Really? This Is Your Plan For Robbing The Bank?
• Wife Calls 911 On Herself Because ...
• Epic Shampoo Battle
• Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
• Not Your Average Lawsuit ...
• What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
• If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
• Kid Put What In His Teacher's Coffee?
• Stop Thinking, And The Machines Win
• Police Let Drunk Driver Walk. Why?
• Hippies Must Not Have Fared Well In This South Carolina Town
• Oh No You Didn't Hide That Fake Driver's License And Credit Card THERE!
• Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
• Thin-Skinned Big Brother Wins One Against Student
• Do You Think Typos Can Cost A Lawyer Money?
• Do You Think Employers and Employees Can Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
• Mowing Under The Influence?
• 32-Year-Old Man Busted For Possession Of Alcohol While Under The Legal Age?
• Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
• Let's Say Somebody Actually Tried To Golf Like "Happy Gilmore" ...
• Gents, A Life Of Crime Is Clearly Not In The Cards For You
• Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor's Note ...
• Granny Socks It To Burglars
• Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
• Apparently There Is A LOT Of Money To Be Made Selling Fake Drugs
• You Might As Well Just Turn Yourself In
• Dude Could've Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
• Writing U.S. Attorney A Letter On Toilet Paper? Bad Idea
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• A Judge Who Really Digs The Doctor - Seuss, That Is
• As Sisters Go, You Could Do A Lot Better
• Perhaps The Most Idiotic Traffic Ticket Ever?
• Seriously? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
• Please, Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
• Judge In Alaska Said What?
• Not Your Typical Joy Ride
• Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn't Either.
• This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
• The License Plate "0" May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
• New Tax Law Met With Spells, Really
• So That's Going In My Permanent Record? Maybe, But ...
• Woman Assaults Cop With A Dildo?
• A Little Short On Street Smarts
• Priest Told Congregation What?
• Don't Like The Food, Don't Eat It. But Complaining? Not A Good Idea
• That Has GOT To Hurt
• Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
• Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
• Police Limit Alcohol Consumption At Auto Race
• Warning: Don't Read This Close To Meal Time
• If Only All Perps Were This Cooperative
• Can You Really Get Three Months In Jail For Five Firecrackers?
• You're Busting Me For Starting A Pillow Fight?
• Damn You Facebook!
• Oh No You Didn't Just Crash That Funeral, Did You?
• Truth: It's Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
• Um, Ma'am. That's Not Your Driver's License ...
• 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
• Might As Well Have A Neon Sign: "Pot Growing Here"
• If This Guy Was Speeding Through The Neighborhood, It Probably Won't Happen Again
• Mommy, That's What You Get When You Mess With My Toys ...
• Hey! This Diet Sucks!
• Oh No You Didn't File A "Motion For Continuance" For That
• You Won't Believe What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal
• Would You Text A Cop Asking To Buy Weed?
• Whatever You Do, DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CALZONES!
• Clearly NOT A Cat-Lover
• Perhaps The Least Intimate "Place" On Earth
• This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
• Can Feet Really Smell THAT Bad?
• Remember, As Ye Brag, So Shall Ye ...
• Yes, Someone Can Just Look Guilty
• Whatever You Think About This Campaign Slogan, There's No Denying It's An Attention-Getter
• A Truly Up-And-Down Relationship
• Sure, You Can Get Chinese Food In Some Jails, But Not With ...
• Wyoming Driver Completely Wigs Out
• Trial With Many F-Bombs, Including On Juror's Shirt
• Lawyer Caught In Bra "Catch 22"
• It Just Sounds More Believable When A Nun Says It
• Horse And Donkey Finally Get Their Day In Court
• Um, Honey, Our Kid Has Been Kidnapped ... Again
• Do You Want To Be A Policeman, Or Do You Want To Be "Big"?
• A New Kind Of Tourism?
• A Brilliant Disguise For A Robbery
• Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
• Not The Best Use Of Your One Phone Call ...
• A New Low For A Thief?
• Could A Doctor Really Continue Practicing After All This?
• Did The Judge Really Say That?
• Do NOT Tell Me The Two Of You Did All Of This To Avoid A Ticket!
• Who Taught This Kid How To "Fish"?
• Hmm. If You're Involved In An Illegal Transaction, Should You Call The Police If One Party Reneges?
• Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
• Lawyer Partakes Of Not So Legal Juice, In The Courthouse
• It's Hard To Believe These Fellas Were Caught
• If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
• Perhaps The Last Place You Would Expect Someone To Grow Marijuana
• Quite The Multitasker
• There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop - Though They Might Surprise You
• That's Just Ludacris, Judge
• Shoot To Miss?
• Kick The Kitty, Anyone?
• [Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against ...
• An ATM Withdrawal That Definitely Exceeded The Daily Maximum
• Are You Saying That It's Wrong To Have Sex With My Patient?
• Police Officer Says He'll Tase Man Where?
• How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can't Tell Them Apart?
• Can A Lady Just Mail A Letter Without Being Harassed?
• Clerk Makes Himself Immortal
• Can You Have Your Pot And Eat It Too?
• Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
• What's Wrong With Strip Poker?
• Doctor Powered His Car With What?
• Judge DROPS The F-bomb - Constructively, Of Course
• Dude, You're iTouch Is On Fire - No, I Mean It's Really "On Fire"
• That's Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox
• Tell Me You Didn't Crash That Funeral
• Judge Cites Ludacris?
• Okay, So This Judge May Not Be A Racist, But He Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
• Memo To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
• You Think Einstein Used Ecstacy?
• Not The Smartest Way To Express Displeasure With Your Lawyer And The Jury
• Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
• Wendy's, Toilet Paper, And ... A Lawsuit?
• Bungling Burglars
• "Butt Bandit" Busted
• Seriously, This Is A Crime?
• I Love Bacon, But I'm With PETA On This One
• Possibly The Worst Driver In History
• Ouch! Do NOT Make This Lady Angry!
• You Were Battered By What?
• Robber Left What Behind At The Crime Scene?
• A Real "Career Criminal" - Who Gets Bail?
• You Named Your Kid What?
• It's My Yard, So Go ....
• What Are Those Teeth In My Green Beans?
• So You Want To Be A Doctor?
• Wo. You Don't Want To Catch This Judge On A Bad Day
• So Much For Customer Service!
• Traffic Court Judge, Who Knows A Thing Or Two About Traffic Tickets, In The Soup Again.
• Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney - Hellish Deposition
• Stabbed For Being Friendly?
• Redefining Hard-Up Young Men
• Did The "My Breasts Are Too Big" Defense Work?
• She Said "No Omelette" - Okay?
• Whose Foreskin Is It Anyway?
• Yes, Another Wacky "Motion To Continue"
• Definitely NOT Something A Teacher Should Do
• So You Think You Love Your Car?
• This Is Why I'm Boycotting Utah
• Wo! Washington Judge Censured For Remarks At Training Conference
• The License Plate Police Are At It Again
• Foot Fondler Hits Target
• Sealing Your Love With A Glass Of Blood - On Valentine's Day!
• Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
• Welcome To Dental Hell
• Watch Me Do Ecstacy
• Lawsuit Over A Dead Dog Named "Shithead"
• Scoring Some Broccoli? A Couple Of Really, Really Dumb Criminals
• Are You Sure Your Doctor Is Not A Tailor?
• Crimes Allegedly Committed While Sleeping
• Kids Can Get R-Rated Movies? Jackass?
• Dog - An Attempted Murderer's Best Friend
• Stop Stealing The F*cking Signs!
• Not Happy With Your Daughter's Choice For A Husband? Kidnap Her!
• Low Rider Pants Won't Fly In This Louisiana Town
• Ex-Judge Swore He Was Permanently Disabled, Collects Disability, And Works As A Lawyer!
• Snap! Lookout Judge. Here Comes Mr. Young
• There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• Judge Said What?
• Judge Defends Himself With Pictures Of His Shaved Genitals, Taken By His Brother
• Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
• Wendy's, Toilet Paper, and Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress
• A Trial Continuance Due To Surgery On Your What?
• S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What's A Judge To Do?
• I Challenge You To A Duel! (Just Not In Rhode Island)

Just Weird

• Really? Another Craigslist Ruse?
• Do You Think The Kid Should Have Been Arrested?
• Dumbest Attempted Robbery Ever? You Be The Judge.
• You Lookin' At Me?
• Wait, You Mean This Isn't Burger King?
• A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
• So A Guy Can't Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
• You'd Have To Be Drunk To Think You'd Escape A DUI By Doing This
• Not A Model School Bus Driver
• Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
• You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
• Not Your Average Souvenirs
• This Is Where You Picked To Expose Yourself?
• Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
• Worst Bank Robbery Ever?
• "Unlucky" Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using "Black Magic" - Police Investigate
• Must Have Captain Morgan. Must Have Captain Morgan. Must ...
• So You're Going To Pay Me To Do What?
• Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy's ...
• You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
• An Interesting Way To Protest ...
• Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
• You Have A Gun In Your What?
• Paddle-Happy Man Meets "The Man"
• Man Offended By "Obscene" Decal
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• You're Never Too Old To ... Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
• You Can't Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But ...
• Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy ...
• A Clown About Town
• Smoke "Strange" Herb, Do Strange Things
• Epic Shampoo Battle
• Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
• Epic Thermostat Battle
• A REALLY Petty Crime, Except For That Gun Thing
• What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
• If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
• What, You Don't Want To Watch TV With Me?
• Hippies Must Not Have Fared Well In This South Carolina Town
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• You Really Think This Is A Good Way To Meet Women?
• You Got Busted How Many Times For Huffing Paint?
• 32-Year-Old Man Busted For Possession Of Alcohol While Under The Legal Age?
• You Shot The Robot?
• Some Weird Portland, Oregon Laws
• Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
• "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
• Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
• Dude Could've Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
• Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• Naked Sausage Thief
• Man Tries To Smuggle All Kinds Of Stuff Into Jail
• If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
• If You Want Your Son To Ever Stop Playing Xbox, DO NOT LET HIM READ THIS
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
• You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won't Be Snorting Drugs Again
• Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn't Either.
• So, Why Did You Beat Up The Guy's Parents?
• This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
• Woman Assaults Cop With A Dildo?
• Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
• A Very Strange Cab Ride
• A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
• Finally, Someone Stands Up To The Red Menace?
• Man, Wearing Only Socks, Can't Find Way Out Of Basement
• You Won't Believe What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal
• Horse And Donkey Finally Get Their Day In Court
• You Call That A Burglary?
• Some Seriously Strange Bonding
• Tell Me You Didn't Crash That Funeral
• "Butt Bandit" Busted
• Digging Up Corpse Why?
• A Long Strange Trip ...
• Death Sentence For Masturbating?
• A Picnic Table?
• The Most Bizarre Toilet Story EVER
• Redefining Hard-Up Young Men
• Not The Typical "Man Loves Dog" Story
• 2 Dead, Same Apartment, Within 4 Days?
• Cyberharassment Leads To Suicide. Is It A Crime?
• A Very "Mature" Streaker
• Foot Fondler Hits Target
• A Tooth Fetish? A "Beautiful Tongue?"
• Sealing Your Love With A Glass Of Blood - On Valentine's Day!
• Talk About Getting Off On A Technicality
• Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
• Just Running Along At The Chicago Marathon and ... Bam!
• There's A What In Your Popcorn?
• Bloody Duck Fight?

Odd Cases

• I'm Going To Take That TV. No, I Mean, I'm Going To TAKE That TV ...
• You Did All That For Some Cigarettes?
• Someone Really Likes Cheez-Its
• So, What Are You In For?
• Can You Get Jail Time For Watching A Cartoon?
• Man's Car Gets Rammed, Has Laser-Like Focus On ...
• Appropriately, This Gent Was The "Vice" Mayor
• A Responsible Drunk Driver?
• Trust Me, I've Got The Booze Covered... But You Don't Have Any Money!
• Poetic Justice For Pawning Thieves?
• You Brought What Into The Penitentiary? Brilliant!
• There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
• It's Generally Not A Good Idea To Call 911 When You're Lit
• Grilling Under The Influence?
• Wait, So You Didn't Want The Deluxe Exorcism Package?
• Well, Retirement's Not For Everyone
• So, Does That Mean The Wedding Is Off?
• You Know That Old Saying About Going To The Well Once Too Often?
• So, You Arrested & Cuffed This 62-Year-Old Woman Over A Torn Garden Hose?
• A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
• You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
• Stop Her, Before She Shovels Again!
• Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
• Really? Another Craigslist Ruse?
• Drug Deal Gone South Leads To Car Chase In Police Parking Lot
• Creepy "Peeping Tom" Variation
• Should Have Stolen The Computer Too ...
• Do You Think The Kid Should Have Been Arrested?
• If You Don't Like The Pizza, Maybe Try Yelp Next Time.
• Hi There! Mind If I Come In?
• There Is Only One Possible Explanation For This Guy Calling The Cops To Come To His House.
• No More Beer? No Problem - There's A Walgreens Right Down The Road
• Oh, Like You've Never Eaten Cigarettes Before... In A Store?
• Yes, Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted, And So Will This Gent ...
• Dad Gets Busted For Spraying "Liquid Ass" In School
• Yes, They Stole Her Driveway!
• Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
• You Busted The Store Window For That?
• Florida Woman Busted For A Very Unusual Ride
• Dumbest Attempted Robbery Ever? You Be The Judge.
• Can You Really Be In That Much Of A Hurry?
• This Gent Was LUCKY He Passed Out In Public
• Reclining While Intoxicated?
• Hey, Junior. There's This Really Cool Place Called "Outside."
• A Story With Some Bite ...
• You Do NOT Want To Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets!
• Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
• Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
• You Don't Mind If We Borrow Your Property For A Teeny, Tiny Party, Do You?
• Something A Saudi Boss Definitely Should Not Say To His Employees
• You're Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
• No, You Don't Love Your Cat As Much As This Woman.
• A Strange Day For This Utah Man
• Wait, You Mean This Isn't Burger King?
• So You're Saying This Started Over Grass Clippings?
• Is That A Loris In Your Pants, Or ...
• You Do Know That 911 Is Not A Confession Hotline, Right?
• In The Pokey For Slapping A Horse?
• What? I Can't Drive Stick! You Can't Drive Stick Either?
• Don't Bring Pruning Clippers To A Hammer Stapler Fight
• Writing Threatening Letters To The Judge? Brilliant!
• Crime, Or Public Service?
• A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
• Man Busted Using "Find My iPad" Asserts Lame Defense
• A Very Strange Car Chase
• Teens Exhibit Wholly Inappropriate Post-Manicure Behavior!
• So A Guy Can't Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
• Drunk Driver Makes History, And Lives To Tell
• You'll Never Guess What This Woman Forgot When She Left The Store
• How Hot Was It? It Was So Hot ...
• You'd Have To Be Drunk To Think You'd Escape A DUI By Doing This
• It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
• Not A Model School Bus Driver
• This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
• The Most Embarrassing DUI?
• You Assaulted A Police Horse?
• Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
• One Cool, Calm & Collected Burglar
• If You See This Man Near A Drive-Thru, Let Him Go Ahead Of You
• The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
• Free Vacations At Disney World!
• Oh, So You're Saying My Money's Not Good Here?
• You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
• Say Deputy, Aren't You Forgetting Something?
• Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
• Not Just Another Day On The Golf Course ...
• Really? There Is No More Serious Crime To Deal With Than This?
• Evidence? What Evidence? I Don't See Any Evidence.
• Boatload Of Cash Found In Walls After Owner's Death, Sale Of House. Whose Is It?
• This Kid Was Put Through A Trial For Knocking Over A Trash Can?
• Congressional Candidate Changes Name To Website
• Uncle Already!
• Not Your Average Petty Crime
• Bank Robber Cyclist? Crossing State Line? Nooo!!!!
• Give That Dog A Raise
• Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
• Not Your Average Souvenirs
• You Know How You Can Forget Things When You Get Excited?
• This Is Where You Picked To Expose Yourself?
• Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
• Felony Charge For Throwing A Soda?
• You Did What On Your Trip To Bermuda?
• Being A Bad Winner? Not Cool
• At Least She Had A Meal Out Before Being Sent Back To Jail
• Not Your Typical Pizza Delivery Crime
• It's Raining Money! It's Raining Money!
• Released From Jail And ... Back In Record Time
• Worst Bank Robbery Ever?
• Is Being Insatiable A Crime?
• Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or ...
• What's Wrong With Charging For Parking?
• I'll Be Taking That Street, Thank You Very Much!
• Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.
• A Slice Of Domestic Bliss
• Clearly This Guy Likes Jail
• "Unlucky" Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using "Black Magic" - Police Investigate
• You Stole What From Papa John's?
• Transmitter Under The Mattress? This Is Awkward.
• The Good News? Man Slows Down After Getting Busted For 105 MPH. The Bad News ...
• Who Would Force Someone To Wear Pink Underwear: A Wacky Parent, Or Sheriff Joe?
• 14 Charges From One Incident, And You Won't Say Why Why?
• Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Must Have Captain Morgan. Must Have Captain Morgan. Must ...
• He Has A Gun! Or, Does He?
• So You're Going To Pay Me To Do What?
• Someone's Hungry
• And You Think Your Parents Embarrassed You?
• Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy's ...
• Is That ... In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
• PEOPLE! CHILL OUT!
• Sometimes The Best Hiding Place Is ...
• You Did NOT Pull A Gun On That Man Over A Dish!
• Ambulance In Your Way? So Hop In And Move It Already!
• Four Years In Prison For Driving A Riding Mower Through Town?
• Oh You're Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
• Lawyer Should Have Just Manned Up And Copped To The DUI
• It's Not A Good Idea To Do This At A Drive-Thru
• You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
• If You Weren't Worried About Bath Salts Before ...
• Can One Man Stop A Speeding Locomotive?
• Hey, Swan, You Talkin' To Me? You Betta Not Be Talkin' To Me!
• Stiffing This Stripper? Bad Idea
• You Are Not Keeping That Guy In Jail For Chalking The Sidewalk!
• Karma Wasted No Time With This Gent
• Burglars Taken Down By Cell Phone They Had Already Tossed
• A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
• Hey Bartender, I'll Be Right Back ...
• Thieves Literally Leave A Trail From Crime Scene
• An Incredible Sale At Macy's - You Want That? It's $5!
• So This Is What You Do Because You Think The Ice Cream Truck's Prices Are Too High?
• It's Better To Give Then Receive - Case In Point
• Light Saber Beats Taser?
• Tell Me You Did Not Throw Your Wife's Beer Away!
• Stabbed For Being Friendly?
• Strip Search? Ha!
• Definitely Not The Next Scarface
• An Interesting Way To Protest ...
• Busted For Burping?
• Man With Crack Pipe Makes Bad Decision?
• A Door-To-Door Doctor?
• I'm Sorry Ma! I Didn't Mean To Hit You With That ...
• You're Blaming Your Dog? And Jesus?
• Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
• You Have A Gun In Your What?
• This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
• A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
• How Drunk Was She?
• Of All The Luck. When The Moment Was Right, Dude Stole A Cop Car!
• This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
• Oh My God! You Killed ... My Bird!
• A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
• Pants On Fire
• Men At Work Cribbed Part of "Down Under"?
• If Anyone Has This Surveillance Video, Send It To The Juice!
• Is That An Ice Cream Sandwich In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
• Do You Think This Guy Was Drunk?
• You're Going To Bust Me For A Little Recon?
• Woman Sues Wal-Mart Over Two Cents, And ...
• Store Owner's Contest: Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• You're Never Too Old To ... Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
• You Call That A Burglary? Please.
• Maid Canned For "Ruining" Family With Black Magic
• You'll Never Guess What This Kindergartner Brought To Show And Tell
• Not Your Average DUI
• No, You Can't Work In This Jail. But You Can Stay ...
• Is A Chicken A "Beast"? Trust Me, It Matters!
• About That Chinese Cooking Oil You Just Bought ...
• Ten-Year-Old Would-Be Thief, Victim Of Irony
• Police Bust Samurai Sword-Wielding, Cocoa Puff-Loving Man
• A Year In Jail For A Man With A Strange Fetish
• Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy ...
• A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
• Maybe If This Juror Had Been Listening To The Judge, He Wouldn't Have Gone on Facebook And Tried To Friend ...
• Honesty Is The Best Policy ... Or Is It?
• Why Every Other Year?
• Not The Best Grandmother
• When You Play "Bumper Cars" With Real Cars ...
• What's Wrong With Having A "Go-To" Bank?
• When You Have The Munchies, And No Coin ...
• Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
• What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
• Customer To Tanning Salon: Did You Find My Meth?
• Stoned, And Driving, And ... 12?
• Should Have Said "Yes" When She Asked For A Divorce
• Dunkin Donuts Employee Outperformed, And Outearned, Her Co-Workers
• Of Course She Got Booted From The Village. She Was Farming!
• First You Steal Your Granny's Safe, And When You Can't Open It, You ...
• Giving A New Meaning To "Petty" Theft
• Wife Calls 911 On Herself Because ...
• A Clown About Town
• You Call That Speeding? More Like Time Traveling
• The Most Unusual Criminal Gang Ever?
• Smoke "Strange" Herb, Do Strange Things
• If There's A AAA Equivalent For Boaters, This Towboat Captain Probably Isn't On Their List
• And Why Do You Want To Test Drive The Car Alone?
• Clerk Makes Robbery A Piece Of Cake
• Wait, You Mean Metal Gets Hot In The Sun? Get Out!
• Having Sex While Driving 85 MPH?
• Epic Shampoo Battle
• Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
• Epic Thermostat Battle
• A REALLY Petty Crime, Except For That Gun Thing
• Yikes! Do NOT Make This Woman Angry!
• Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
• Not Your Average Lawsuit ...
• So You Can't Pay Your Bill With Pennies?
• Maybe He Was Just Keeping The Pills Warm?
• What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
• Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway ...
• How Far Would You Go To Delay Paying Child Support?
• Why Did Alderman Hold Up Sign Permit For Hot Dog Stand For 2 1/2 Years?
• Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
• In Hindsight, This Probably Wasn't The Best Place To Grow Weed
• Kid Put What In His Teacher's Coffee?
• Are Those Shoes In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To ...
• Everything Sticks To Duct Tape, Including DNA
• Perhaps The Luckiest Driver Ever?
• What, You Don't Want To Watch TV With Me?
• Is The Neighbor's Barking Dog Getting On Your Nerves? Here's A Solution ...
• Police Let Drunk Driver Walk. Why?
• Hippies Must Not Have Fared Well In This South Carolina Town
• Mom Says No To Candy - Kid Says KAPOW
• Wisconsin Judge Has A Strange Way Of Putting Things
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
• Inmate Loses Tooth Breaking Up Fight Between Guards (Really)
• Oh No You Didn't Hide That Fake Driver's License And Credit Card THERE!
• Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
• Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
• You Really Think This Is A Good Way To Meet Women?
• You Got Busted How Many Times For Huffing Paint?
• That's Why You Got Behind The Wheel After Drinking?
• Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois ...
• Hint: Put The Ski Mask On BEFORE The Robbery!
• This'll Make The Prosecutor's Job Pretty Easy
• Drug Trafficker Appeals Over Dog In Courtroom?
• Pranking The Cops?
• 32-Year-Old Man Busted For Possession Of Alcohol While Under The Legal Age?
• No Way To Treat Your Mom - Especially When She's Driving
• Unfunny YouTube Leads To Arrest
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• You Shot The Robot?
• This Thief Sucks - Literally
• Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I'm Just In My Underwear?
• Let's Say Somebody Actually Tried To Golf Like "Happy Gilmore" ...
• So I Can't Keep The $2,001 Jackpot I Won?
• Gents, A Life Of Crime Is Clearly Not In The Cards For You
• Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor's Note ...
• Stay In Luxury, Anywhere, For Free!
• "Dirty Bastard" Is Okay, But "Raging Bitch" Isn't?
• Granny Socks It To Burglars
• Don't Tase Me Bro' - Especially Not There
• The Easiest DUI Bust Ever
• Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
• Apparently There Is A LOT Of Money To Be Made Selling Fake Drugs
• Honey, You Need To Get Yourself A New Boyfriend
• A Really, Really Bad Car Thief
• An Unusual Crime Spree
• Did You Really Just Call 911 FROM INSIDE THE POLICE STATION?
• "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
• A Dress Code At The Mall? That'll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
• Hey Honey, Call The Cops! He's Watering Our Lawn!
• Worst Robber Or Best/Ballsiest/Dumbest Customer?
• Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
• Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
• Who Else Would Crash A Car Into A Sober Living Home?
• Boy Drops The "B" Bomb At School - Gets In A World Of Trouble
• A Strip Club, A Flying Shoe, A Busted Tooth, And A Lawsuit
• You Stole The Dude's What? And Then Returned To The Scene Of The Crime?
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman's Thin Mints
• Can You Lose Money While Committing A Robbery?
• Man Tries To Smuggle All Kinds Of Stuff Into Jail
• A Lady Who Uses "911" More Than Rudy Giuliani ...
• If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
• Going To The Well ... Three Times Too Often?
• If You Want Your Son To Ever Stop Playing Xbox, DO NOT LET HIM READ THIS
• Please, Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
• Mess With The Library Books In Boise, And You Could Be Looking At Some Jail Time
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• These Are Definitely Not Excused Absences ...
• Judge In Alaska Said What?
• Where Do You Get Busted Down To From Traffic Cop?
• You Call Yourself A Magician?
• You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won't Be Snorting Drugs Again
• Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn't Either.
• So, Why Did You Beat Up The Guy's Parents?
• Three Speeding Tickets IN AN HOUR
• Should Have Just Taken The Parking Ticket And Left ...
• This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
• Life In Jail For Failing To Pay Tolls?
• A Really Strange Way To Sneak Into A Country
• A Pretty Clear Indication Of The Tough Economic Times
• If You Were Born On 7/7/77, Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
• 6th Grade Honor Student Going To Court For Writing Name In Cement
• Man Wants To Get Deported. This Should Do It.
• The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
• Wife Says Not To Smoke, Husband Smokes ... BAD Idea
• Fight Over Flowers Ends With A Severed ...
• Drive-Through Rage
• Woman Assaults Cop With A Dildo?
• A Little Short On Street Smarts
• Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
• Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
• Illegal To Possess A Permanent Marker?
• A Very Strange Cab Ride
• Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
• Time To Man Up
• That Has GOT To Hurt
• Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters ... Or Do They?
• Returning To The Scene Of The Crime? Bad Idea
• You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
• Pharmaceutical Salesman Goes To The Cops After Doctor Throws His Card Away
• An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
• Neither Rain, Nor Sleet Nor ... A Bunch of Beers?
• Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
• This Neighborhood Watch Leader Will Definitely Catch The Vandal
• You Really Called 911 Because THAT Was Stolen?
• If You Can't Flush It, Swallow It?
• Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
• A New Meaning To "Going Postal"
• So You're Telling Me Those Cars In The Showroom Aren't Filled Up With Gas?
• Take My Wife ... Please
• Hope That You Never Get This Lonely
• If Only All Perps Were This Cooperative
• You Shot That Cat Why?
• Man With Interesting "Career" Choice Adds To His Legacy
• Your Getaway Car Has Vanity Plates?
• You're Sticking With THAT Reason For Driving Drunk?
• A Serious Domestic Dispute
• Is It Bigamy If You Marry Someone Else When You Are Still Married?
• Damn You Facebook!
• Inebriated Mom Has 12-Year-Old Son Drive Home
• Don't Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back ...
• A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
• Hmmm. This Shower Seems Different...
• 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
• Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
• If This Guy Was Speeding Through The Neighborhood, It Probably Won't Happen Again
• You Know That Right To Remain Silent?
• Busted For Eating Fish?
• Mommy, That's What You Get When You Mess With My Toys ...
• Finally, Someone Stands Up To The Red Menace?
• A Novel Use For A Diaper
• On A Police Station?
• Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
• Sex, And A Broken ...
• You Will NOT Believe This Lawsuit By A Teacher Against A Student
• Man, Wearing Only Socks, Can't Find Way Out Of Basement
• Apparently There's A Market For Everything
• You Won't Believe What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal
• Lawsuit Against 200 People Over A Cat?
• Man With Pet Dispute Bites Police Officer?
• Rage Against The Machine
• Grandfather Tries To Bring Mary Jane To Visit Inmate Grandson
• A Very Thorough Pat-Down?
• This Is Your Plan For Robbing The Bank?
• Please, Say It Ain't So!
• You Can't Steal Much Less Than This
• Must ... Stop ... The ... Clowns
• Geniuses Don't Rob Convenience Stores
• Sure, You Can Get Chinese Food In Some Jails, But Not With ...
• No Way This Bird Is Worth $15,000. Judge?
• Get High, Get Mauled By Bear, Get Workers' Compensation?
• The Things People Do On Trampolines
• Standing Tall, or Being Boneheaded?
• Not So Legal Juice ...
• Streakers Get What's Coming To Them
• A Man Who Takes His Wii A Little Too Seriously
• Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
• And You Think YOU Had A Bad Day? Think Again
• Catch And Don't Release?
• If You Have Kids, This Won't Surprise You, Except The Last Bit ...
• Ever Heard of TWI?
• A Very Considerate Thief
• Better To Be Late For Work Than To Do This To Yourself
• This Is Not Your Typical Assault
• 6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
• Stealing Shoes From The Dead?
• Glad To See You, Or ...
• Scorned Men Have Fury Too
• Mugging Victim Takes "Feeling No Pain" To Another Level
• Should You Be Allowed To Do This To A Kitten?
• The Dumbest Traffic Ticket Ever?
• Holy Nativity Scene, Batman!
• Church Robbery Thwarted By God?
• Lawyer Partakes Of Not So Legal Juice, In The Courthouse
• Man Had Sex With A What?
• So, How's That Cult Going?
• Woman Must Have REALLY Wanted To Ski
• Dude - It's An Xbox - Chillax
• Robber Caught Sleeping On The Job
• Not The Usual Context For "You Want A Piece Of This?"
• Talk About Playing It Close To The Vest ...
• You Think It's Easy Carrying A Coffin Without Dropping It?
• Boy Plays With Fire, Will Have To Pay The Consequences, And I Do Mean "Pay"
• A Sex Emergency
• Were These Five Men Able To "Make Their Luck?"
• Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or ...
• Is That A Ferret In Your Pants, Or ....
• Not The Best Father/Son Bonding Experience
• Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
• It's Just Politics? Not In This Household
• Shoot To Miss?
• Born On 7/7/77 - Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
• I'm Guessing This Woman Hasn't Robbed Many Banks
• If You Like To Cut Your Grass In The Nude ...
• This Guy Obviously Doesn't Rollerblade To Relax
• Really? Armed Robbery For That?
• Busted For Acting Like Borat
• Holy Roller?
• Can't A Guy Just Do His Laundry Without Being Arrested?
• What? You Want Your Tip Back?
• One Year In Jail For Man With Strange Fetish
• If You Don't Like The Food, DON'T COMPLAIN
• Tasered, With A Twist
• This Guy Really Loves His Car
• Yes, That Was An Alligator On Cruising By On That Bicycle
• Songbird-Fighting Ring?
• Robber's Weapon Of Choice? Tough To Conceal
• Is That Even "Armed" Robbery?
• Dude, You're Violin Is Killing Me!
• How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can't Tell Them Apart?
• Is BFWI A Crime?
• Dude Must Have Been REALLY Hungry
• Saved By The Cell ... Phone
• Punished For Toilet Paper Letter?
• Beyond Road Rage
• What, You Don't Find Kohl's Exciting?
• Would You Sue Your Mom?
• Can You Have Your Pot And Eat It Too?
• Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
• Maybe Things Aren't Going Well With Your Employer, But ...
• Wow. That's A Cool $20 Coin!
• Life For Stealing A TV And A Laptop?
• Community Service In 4-Inch Heels?
• I'll Have A Double Skim Latte, Hold The Lead
• Busted For Starting A Pillow Fight
• The Only Way To Fly ...
• Busted For - Literally - Throwing Money Out The Window
• Poop Suit
• Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
• Pub Owner Faces The Music
• Dude, You're iTouch Is On Fire - No, I Mean It's Really "On Fire"
• That's Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox
• So What's Wrong With Returning A Lobster?
• Teacher's Abscence Definitely Not Excused
• Not Your Average Armed Robbery
• A Use For A Chicken That You Probably Haven't Considered
• Some Seriously Smelly Feet
• What's A Foot Worth?
• Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
• Armed - With A Dildo - And Dangerous
• A Little Too Late For Remorse
• Pig or Hog? Does It Matter?
• Why Having Milk Delivered To Your Home Became An Attractive Option
• Burglarizing A Haunted House?
• Busted For The Sign On His Truck?
• Not The Best Way To Dispose Of The Evidence
• A Strange Source Of Funds For Heroin Start-Up
• What'd You Call Me?
• The Worst Smelling Bathroom Ever
• Does This Poor Kid Have Any Sober Relatives?
• Darjeeling Express - Kidnapper Flees India
• GWI - Gliding While Intoxicated
• Does Judge Buy Lame Speeding Excuse?
• Going To Jail Over How Much?
• Definitely Not A Cat Lover
• Pet Shop Pappy
• A Final Attempt To Get Justice?
• Another Day, Another Tasering
• Your Money And Your Feet!
• You Were Battered By What?
• What's Wrong With The Barter System?
• Do The Dishes, Or Else
• Flying Through The Air With A Dog On His Arm?
• Robber Left What Behind At The Crime Scene?
• The Dangers Of Burping
• What Happened To Personal Responsibility?
• Part Two: Library Book Returned, Or Jail?
• Choice: Return Library Book Or Go To Jail
• Ignore Overdue Library Books At Your Peril
• Condom Buyer's Remorse?
• Hooters Girl Sues Hooters Over Contest
• When Is A Strip Club Not A Strip Club?
• Now THIS Is Speeding
• Rockers Need Their Booze ...
• Never Douse Yourself With Gasoline ...
• You Put A Video Screen Where In Your Car? And It Was Playing What?
• You Named Your Kid What?
• The Jeans That Keep On Giving?
• Where's My Ear?
• Sock Thief Gets How Long?
• You Call That A Potato Chip?
• What's In A Name?
• Mowing While Intoxicated?
• God Deals Coke?
• The $341,000 Fly?
• This Diet Sucks!
• How Many Wives (And Kids) Is Enough?
• How About This Defense?
• Not Your Average Fetish
• Dude Stole From The Wrong Folks
• What Is The Punishment For Firing A Gun In The Air?
• 65-Year-Old Living With Mom Wigs Out
• So Much For "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold"
• Lesbians Sue lesbians?
• Bent Penis Is Key To Case?
• Does Home Seller Have A Legal Obligation To Disclose That The Neighbor Is Wacky?
• Why You Shouldn't Fall Asleep In Class...
• Venomous Viagra? Asian Elixir? Or Just Cheap Vodka With A Snake?
• What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
• You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
• Incredible "American Idol" Story
• Think These Two Were Made For Each Other?
• Cop Tasered A Cow?
• Does MySpace Friend Request Violate A Protection Order?
• A Man Who Is Quite Serious About His Weed
• Jail Time For A Handshake?
• Do NOT Cut And Paste In The Phillipines
• Not Your Average Texas Legislator
• Bad Dog! (Don't Eat It. Eat It. Don't Eat It. Eat It.)
• Dude Dissed A Priest For Bad Sermonizing! And Then Sued Him!
• No Matter How Routine The Sex May Have Become ...
• Drinking (A Lot!) And ... Riding?
• Oh No You Didn't Mess With My Dog
• Certainly Teachers Are Underpaid, But ...
• Definitely NOT Something A Teacher Should Do
• Dude Avoids Jail For Felony Assault, But Is Going To Jail Anyway?
• Tranny Sued For Election Fraud
• Mummified Maori Head Art or Not?
• Jewish Student Can't Be Outraged By Swastikas Drawn On Her Door
• They Did That To A Dog?
• Firemen Starting A Fire? At A Firehouse?
• Sleepbiting?
• Watch Out For This Eighth-Grader!
• Fasting Man On "Spiritual Quest" Admits Raiding House And ...
• Not Your Average Criminal
• Kick The Kitty?
• Teacher From Hell - And He Teaches Special Ed!
• Dude Robs A Church ...
• Lawsuit Over A Dead Dog Named "Shithead"
• Make The Cops Return My Porn!
• Busted For Feet On Seat?
• The Strangest Way To Earn A Living
• Poor Judge - With Flasher Son - Has Become A Punching Bag
• You Do Not Want To Bring Home A Bad Report Card To This Woman
• Crimes Allegedly Committed While Sleeping
• Now This Is A Frivolous Lawsuit
• Emotional Distress Over Fly In Water
• Which Witch?
• Not James Bond
• Sailors With Pornography On Board? No!
• Jail Time For Sex With Self?
• Grudge Reaches New Level
• Sweet Fancy Moses! Tax Sale Over $1.63 Tax Bill
• Another Suicide Favor? Father And Son - On Father's Day!
• A Serious Failure To Communicate
• Yes, A Lawsuit Over The Song "Barbie Girl"
• One Hard-Headed Dude, With A Hard-Luck Girlfriend
• Not Happy With Your Daughter's Choice For A Husband? Kidnap Her!
• Chinese Company Can't Sell "World Cup Air"
• Not- So-True Confessions
• If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
• Yes, The $54 Million Pants Lawsuit With The Judge Against The Dry Cleaners Began Today
• Man Okay With His Wife Cheating Because...
• The Professor Vs. The Prosecutor
• No Way To Treat Your Mom
• Tattoo Discrimination?
• This Case Bites
• UK Soft On Sex Offenders?
• 20 Years For Unlawfully Entering A Dwelling?
• British Child Molester Walks
• Not Your Ideal Landlord
• Kill Someone, And You Can Get Less Jail Time Than If You Try And Fail!
• There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• This Pastor Will Not Be In Church Today
• How To Get Away With Kidnapping - And Other Crimes
• Murphy, Murphy, Murphy - F-bombs And The Finger?
• Shrink Needs A Shrink
• Reporter Offended, Sends Bizarre Package To A Critic
• You Say You Did This In Your Sleep, And You Expect A Jury To Buy It?
• Remember The Alamo?
• Evil Neighbor, Age 81, Is Off To Jail
• Seven Lesbians, A Man, some DVDs ...
• The Man Brought A Grenade Into The Courthouse... And He's A Lawyer!
• If You Want To Be Certain You'll Lose Your Case, Send Letters Like This To The Judge
• Children Refuse To Take Mother's Body From Morgue - 4 Years After She Died!
• More On Those Crazy Swedes And Their Strict Naming Laws
• Psycho Shoe Fetishist; Does He Prefer Women's Shoes Over Women?
• The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It's Go Time.
• Hands Off The Cat - Or I'll Shoot!
• Husband And Wife Despise Each Other. New York Jury Won't Let Them Divorce!
• Dad, Give Me The Money And Don't Call My Girlfriend A Slut... Or Else!
• Sweden May Have Free Health Care. But What If You're A Transvestite And You Want To Change Your Name?
• The Worst Foster Mother EVER!
• Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
• Kids Of Sperm Donor To Inherit. The Proof Is In The Eyebrow!
• IBM Heiress Adopts Her Lover. As A "Grandchild," Does She Inherit?
• Sane Feminist or Crazy Aunt Louisa? There's Money At Stake. What Do You Think?
• Another Reason To Fear Jail Showers?
• "Oh Sh*t!" Attorney Says: That Coat With The Cocaine And Marijuana ... It's Not Mine!
• Lawyer Microwaves Cat - Really - And Claims It Was An Accident!
• Wendy's, Toilet Paper, and Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress
• Food Lion Manager Eggs Coupon-Wielding Customer; Customer Gets Revenge In Court
• Wow. Former Doctor, Wannabe Lawyer Gets Slammed!
• Male Lawyer Calls Female Lawyer "Babe." And The Court Says ...
• Playing The "Pee Wee Herman" Card

Oops

• Drunk Driver Makes Absolutely Certain He'll Be Caught
• Bungled Burglary
• Before You Call The Police, Make Sure Your House Is In Order
• Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of ...
• Well, If Somebody Had To Get Shot ...
• Wait, So You Didn't Want The Deluxe Exorcism Package?
• Um, Has Anyone Seen My Glock?
• Stop Her, Before She Shovels Again!
• Neighborhood Feeling Happy, Hungry ...
• There Is Only One Possible Explanation For This Guy Calling The Cops To Come To His House.
• So You Say The Car Is Where?
• Just Say "No"
• Don't Mess With The Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection
• That Getaway Might Work In The Movies ...
• Yes, Another Test Drive Gone Awry
• This Gent Was LUCKY He Passed Out In Public
• You're Really Denying Any Knowledge Of That?
• The Bird, The F-Bomb, The Bust. But With A Twist
• Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
• Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
• Wait, You Mean This Isn't Burger King?
• What? I Can't Drive Stick! You Can't Drive Stick Either?
• Do You Know What's In Your Pants?
• Talk About Adding Insult To Inury
• You Know When People Fire Celebratory Shots In The Air?
• Say Deputy, Aren't You Forgetting Something?
• Thief Will Have A Hard Time Using This, Um, Item, Without The Charger
• Instagram Post No Doubt Ends "Friendship"
• Fat, Drunk And Stupid ...
• You Know How You Can Forget Things When You Get Excited?
• Felony Charge For Throwing A Soda?
• You Did What On Your Trip To Bermuda?
• I'll Be Taking That Street, Thank You Very Much!
• The Good News? Man Slows Down After Getting Busted For 105 MPH. The Bad News ...
• Oh, Like You're Not Excited By World War II?
• And You Think Your Parents Embarrassed You?
• Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy's ...
• Sometimes The Best Hiding Place Is ...
• This Guy Picked The Wrong Woman To Follow
• Man Just Convicted Of Felony Walks Right Out Of The Courthouse
• Sleeping It Off? Generally A Good Idea, But ...
• Not Your Average Snack Time
• Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
• Thieves Literally Leave A Trail From Crime Scene
• It's Better To Give Then Receive - Case In Point
• When Not To Accept Help From The Police?
• Of All The Bus Stops, In All The Towns, In All The World, She Chooses This One
• Probably Shouldn't Have Friended Him?
• Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
• So That's Your Sister's MP3 Player, Is It?
• Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
• I'm Sorry Ma! I Didn't Mean To Hit You With That ...
• Of All The Luck. When The Moment Was Right, Dude Stole A Cop Car!
• How Does A Cornered Two-Timer React?
• It Would Be A Very Petty Theft But ...
• Hey, How'd That iPhone Get In My Boot?
• Your Honor, I Rest My Case! I'm Guilty!
• Do You Think The Police Could Really Miss A Knife In A Victim's Back?
• You'll Never Guess What This Kindergartner Brought To Show And Tell
• No, You Can't Work In This Jail. But You Can Stay ...
• In Real Life, No Way That Guy Gets Away ...
• What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
• A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
• Maybe If This Juror Had Been Listening To The Judge, He Wouldn't Have Gone on Facebook And Tried To Friend ...
• French Tourist, Alone In New York City, After Midnight, Asks 2 Men About An Address? Nooooooo ...
• Customer To Tanning Salon: Did You Find My Meth?
• Um, Sir. I Said "Driver's License And Registration"
• Talk About Dumb Luck
• Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him - In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
• And Why Do You Want To Test Drive The Car Alone?
• Clerk Makes Robbery A Piece Of Cake
• Wait, You Mean Metal Gets Hot In The Sun? Get Out!
• When You Leave The Keys In The Ignition ...
• Not Your Average Lawsuit ...
• Maybe He Was Just Keeping The Pills Warm?
• Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
• Stop Thinking, And The Machines Win
• Inmate Loses Tooth Breaking Up Fight Between Guards (Really)
• Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
• Free Food From Grocery Store On Easter Friday!?
• Congressional Candidate Says He Deserves A Second Chance - Needs More Than That
• Sometimes You Just Need To Keep Quiet ... And Holster Your Middle Finger
• Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois ...
• Hint: Put The Ski Mask On BEFORE The Robbery!
• No! Not The Sweet Cheeks [Bikini] Espresso Stand!
• If You Don't Use The Emergency Brake ... Well, See For Yourself ...
• A Bait Car? No Way Is This A Bait Car!
• Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor's Note ...
• Brilliant!
• Computer Thief Makes Embarrassing Video, Which Owner Remotely Accesses And Posts On YouTube!
• You Might As Well Just Turn Yourself In
• This Marriage Must Not Have Ended Well
• Let's Call This Would-Be Robber "Butterfingers"
• Who Else Would Crash A Car Into A Sober Living Home?
• A Strip Club, A Flying Shoe, A Busted Tooth, And A Lawsuit
• Victim Selection - Easy Marks Not Always "Easy".
• It's Their Fault You Thought They Were Women?
• Play With Fire, Get Burned - Play With A Gun ...
• You Did NOT Just Call 911 And Say That You Are Growing Weed!
• You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won't Be Snorting Drugs Again
• The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
• So That's Going In My Permanent Record? Maybe, But ...
• Really, It Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room
• Returning To The Scene Of The Crime? Bad Idea
• Neither Rain, Nor Sleet Nor ... A Bunch of Beers?
• Woman Calls Cops On Cops?
• Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
• So You're Telling Me Those Cars In The Showroom Aren't Filled Up With Gas?
• Of All The Pay Phones In Town, You Picked That One?
• Your Getaway Car Has Vanity Plates?
• Damn You Facebook!
• Don't Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back ...
• A Plaxico Burress Moment ...
• Um, Ma'am. That's Not Your Driver's License ...
• Hmmm. This Shower Seems Different...
• Sex, And A Broken ...
• Would You Text A Cop Asking To Buy Weed?
• If You Robbed A Bank And Got Away With It, You Would Call The Cops Because?
• A Very Unusual Bank Deposit
• When All Else Fails, Run!
• Really, Really Drunk Man Just Glad To Be "Home"
• Criminally Bad Parenting In Colorado Springs? What Do You Think?
• Are You Sure You Want To Abduct THIS Kid?
• So You Want To Give The Cop A Fake Name?
• Not The Best Hiding Place For Your Weed
• Woman Seriously Helps Police Out ...
• More Trouble For Mistexting Than Sexting?
• Don't Try This In Your Neighborhood
• A Not-So-Happy Gilmore ...
• The 12th Commandment: Don't Be Afraid
• You Sure You Want To Sell That Door-To-Door?
• Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes
• Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Absolutely
• Call The Police! Someone's Being Attacked!
• Police Officers Conducting Searching Having Wii Too Much Fun
• Are You Sure You Want To Steal THAT Car?
• Burglar Foiled By Calling For A Cab?
• License Plate "0" May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
• Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
• Good Dog, Bad Dog
• It Definitely Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room ...
• Bank Robbing 101
• Crime Doesn't Pay
• Not The Kind Of "Calling Card" You Want To Leave At The Scene
• You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
• It Defintely Pays To Look Where You'e Going ... Or Does It?
• Think This Guy Is Drunk?
• Look Out For That #@*&+!
• Bank Robbery Doomed To Fail?
• I Hate Taunting
• An Embarrassment To Petty Thieves Everywhere
• Er. Um. Sorry.
• Not The Best Place To Burn Rubber
• Not A Good Time To Burgle
• Oh No You Didn't Show Up At The Courthouse In That
• Busted For Hugging?
• Can You Run Yourself Over?
• An F-Bomber Himself?
• Walking The Line, Sort Of
• When You "Assume" ...
• Lawsuit Over One Penny?
• Um, That's Not My Weed?
• Naked Jogging Priest With A Novel Defense
• No Bonus Points For Making Parole Appointment?
• What Are Those Teeth In My Green Beans?
• If You're Going To Turn Yourself In ...
• The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
• As You Brag, So Shall You ...
• Sex And Knife Play?
• Cops Summon A Three-Year-Old?
• Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
• Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
• Life In Jail For Abusing ATM Glitch?
• Bank Teller Thinks Something About Transaction Smells Funny
• Sorry, Sir. Those Are NOT Allowed In The Hospital
• An Unforgettable Lap Dance
• Just Another Day Working The Drive-Thru
• You Can Ignore That Speeding Ticket If ...
• Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
• Um. Someone Stole My Jacket?
• Of All The Places To Relieve Yourself ...
• Short On Street Smarts?
• What Happens If You Skip Class At Arson University
• The Ref Made Me Do It?
• Much, Much Worse Than Kissing Your Sister
• When NOT To Call 911
• You Do Not Want To Surf This Way
• Lawyer Trying To Be Funny Ends Up Before Disciplinary Board
• You Do Not Want To Fall Asleep While You're Doing This
• Oh No You Didn't Just Tip That Portable Toilet Over ...
• Fat, Drunk And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.
• Oregon Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
• This Is How You Guard The No. 2 Flight Risk?
• New York Detective Busted - By Kid's MP3 Player
• The Bird - By George W. Bush
• Might Want To Holster That Middle Finger Next Time
• Crack Smoking Priest
• Lawyer Who Can't Stay Out Of Trouble
• The License Plate Police Are At It Again
• Police Chief Makes A Bad Call
• Let Me Escape Once, Shame On You. Let Me Escape Six Times?
• I Didn't Do It! Okay, I Did It! He Didn't Do It.
• Teenager, Youngest Elected Official In Indiana History, Serves As Model
• Yes, Another Restroom Arrest
• Dumb Victim, Dumber Scammer
• Cops Sexing It Up On The Job?
• Still Driving After How Many DUIs?
• Welcome To Dental Hell
• So You're Having Green Beans For Dinner?
• Holy Crap! 172 Miles Per Hour?
• Watch Me Do Ecstacy
• Former Bengals Star Owes Almost $1 Million In Child Support?
• If You're Growing Weed, Best Not Have A Burglar Alarm!
• Dude Does Disappearing Act And ...
• Brain Surgery On Wrong Side

Say What?

• You Did What To Try To Collect $100 Debt?
• Wait, So You're Telling Me That ATMs Have Cameras?
• You Did All That For Some Cigarettes?
• The Internet Is Awesome, But It's No Substitute For A Hospital!
• Someone Really Likes Cheez-Its
• Fighting This Traffic Ticket? Not Such A Good Idea
• A One-Way Ticket To Hell
• You Just Locked Your Car With Your Remote, So You're Good, Right?
• Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else ..
• As Ye Post, So Shall Ye Reap
• Say It Ain't So, Batman!
• You're Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
• A Responsible Drunk Driver?
• Poetic Justice For Pawning Thieves?
• Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of ...
• Wait, They Have Surveillance Cameras Watching Us Cashiers? Don't They Trust Us?
• You Brought What Into The Penitentiary? Brilliant!
• Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
• There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
• It's Generally Not A Good Idea To Call 911 When You're Lit
• Think This Kid Is Too Young To Be "Driving" On A Real Road?
• Grilling Under The Influence?
• Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
• Yup. Definitely Time For Some Sensitivity Training.
• Yeah, You Know You've Thought About It
• Wait, So You Didn't Want The Deluxe Exorcism Package?
• Do Not Mess With This Woman's Remote!
• So, Does That Mean The Wedding Is Off?
• Clearly This Woman Needs To Find Another Line Of "Work"
• Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
• So, You Arrested & Cuffed This 62-Year-Old Woman Over A Torn Garden Hose?
• A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
• So You're Saying These Three Ladies Can't Dress As They Please
• A Use For An AK-47 You Probably Hadn't Thought Of
• You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
• Stop Her, Before She Shovels Again!
• Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
• Drug Deal Gone South Leads To Car Chase In Police Parking Lot
• Maybe It's Just A Football Game To You ...
• This Was Not A Well-Planned Robbery
• So You Got A Check For More Than The Asking Price, And You Weren't Suspicious?
• Do You Think The Kid Should Have Been Arrested?
• If You Don't Like The Pizza, Maybe Try Yelp Next Time.
• The World Didn't End, But This Relationship Clearly Should
• Good Luck Enforcing This Massachusetts Law
• Hi There! Mind If I Come In?
• You Jailed This Guy For TWO YEARS Because He Allegedly Crossed Into Your Waters?
• You're Taxing Santa?
• No More Beer? No Problem - There's A Walgreens Right Down The Road
• Oh, Like You've Never Eaten Cigarettes Before... In A Store?
• Dad Gets Busted For Spraying "Liquid Ass" In School
• Why Shop For Gifts When You Can Jack A ...
• You Really Shot The Guy, INSIDE Little Caesars, For That?
• Looks Like The Constable Is In Some Trouble
• Inmate Traded What For Candy?
• Yes, They Stole Her Driveway!
• Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
• So You Say The Car Is Where?
• You Really Think You're The Right Person To Teach This Girl How To Drive?
• This Man Should Be Banned From Owning Apple Products - For Life!
• You Busted The Store Window For That?
• Fired For Dropping The F-bomb?
• Someone Is A Little Too Attached To Her Phone
• You Lit A "Sky Rocket" Where?
• Dumbest Attempted Robbery Ever? You Be The Judge.
• If At First You Don't Succeed ...
• You Won't Believe The Damage This Man Caused In His Attempt To Get Off Work Early
• That Getaway Might Work In The Movies ...
• Can You Really Be In That Much Of A Hurry?
• This Gent Was LUCKY He Passed Out In Public
• How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A "Kennel?"
• The Questions China Won't Let Siri Answer...
• You're Really Denying Any Knowledge Of That?
• Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
• Lunch Must Be Awfully Expensive In These Parts
• Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
• Not A Model For Bus Driver / Passenger Relations
• You Don't Mind If We Borrow Your Property For A Teeny, Tiny Party, Do You?
• You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
• Is A Law Still Necessary To Prevent This Shoe-Fitting Practice?
• Diplomatic Immunity For A DUI?
• Something A Saudi Boss Definitely Should Not Say To His Employees
• Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
• Follow Legal Juice On Twitter ... Or Else
• Sorry, She's Not Home. She's Still Not Home. She's ...
• Tell Me You Didn't Put That Image On A Milk Carton!
• Woman Pretended To Have Breast Cancer To Raise Money For ...
• You're Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
• No, You Don't Love Your Cat As Much As This Woman.
• So A Guy Walks Into The Police Station ...
• So, You're Saying I Shouldn't Let My 2-Year-Old Sit In My Lap And Drive?
• So You're Saying This Started Over Grass Clippings?
• This Judge Was LUCKY To Get A Reprimand
• In The Pokey For Slapping A Horse?
• So You Can See That From The Police Helicopter?
• $1,600? How Many Big Gulps Is That?
• A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
• A Very Strange Car Chase
• So A Guy Can't Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
• Drunk Driver Makes History, And Lives To Tell
• You'll Never Guess What This Woman Forgot When She Left The Store
• Case Of Beer? What Case Of Beer?
• Wait, You Mean I Can't Park Here?
• It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
• Not A Model School Bus Driver
• This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
• You Assaulted A Police Horse?
• Busted For - Literally - Throwing Money Out The Window
• One Cool, Calm & Collected Burglar
• How Drunk Was She?
• Drunk Guys WALKING Home, And Get Busted Anyway?
• A Totally Uncool Akron, Ohio Law
• If You See This Man Near A Drive-Thru, Let Him Go Ahead Of You
• Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
• The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
• Free Vacations At Disney World!
• It's Better If This Lady Is Not Mad At You.
• Oh, So You're Saying My Money's Not Good Here?
• You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
• Say Deputy, Aren't You Forgetting Something?
• Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
• You Need To Be Told That A Grandparent's Love Is Unconditional?
• Really? There Is No More Serious Crime To Deal With Than This?
• Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
• Isn't Brotherly Love Beautiful?
• Busted For Acting Like Borat
• Boatload Of Cash Found In Walls After Owner's Death, Sale Of House. Whose Is It?
• This Kid Was Put Through A Trial For Knocking Over A Trash Can?
• Congressional Candidate Changes Name To Website
• His Timing Could Not Have Been Much Worse.
• How Many DWIs Do You Have To Get Before They Stop Just Letting You Go?
• You Did Not Just Say That To The Judge
• Being Late Sucks, But Much Less Than Possibly Killing Somebody
• This Is Where You Picked To Expose Yourself?
• Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
• You Did What On Your Trip To Bermuda?
• At Least She Had A Meal Out Before Being Sent Back To Jail
• Not Your Typical Pizza Delivery Crime
• It's Raining Money! It's Raining Money!
• Theft Of $1 Soda Results In Felony Charge
• Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
• Released From Jail And ... Back In Record Time
• Oh, So You're Iced Tea Isn't Sweet Enough? Here, Let Me Have That ...
• Worst Bank Robbery Ever?
• It's A Crime To Father Or Have That Second Child ...
• Is Being Insatiable A Crime?
• You're Stealing Large Items, And Using A Getaway Scooter?
• 30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
• 50 Lashes For Swearing?
• Teacher's Aide Suspended Because She Wouldn't Show Superintendent Her Facebook Page!
• Well, It Would Make Driving An Ice Cream Truck A Little More Tolerable ...
• So You're Telling Me It's Illegal To Be Drunk On A Train In Michigan?
• You Stole The Wrong Dude's Truck. Check Out His Garage.
• Shortest Tenure Ever At A New Job?
• You Got Some Vodka For THAT Dog?
• Clearly This Guy Likes Jail
• "Unlucky" Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using "Black Magic" - Police Investigate
• School Cheating Is Common. But By The School Superintendent?
• You Stole What From Papa John's?
• The Good News? Man Slows Down After Getting Busted For 105 MPH. The Bad News ...
• Man Caught Golfing Gets Four Months In Jail
• Who Would Force Someone To Wear Pink Underwear: A Wacky Parent, Or Sheriff Joe?
• 14 Charges From One Incident, And You Won't Say Why Why?
• Brothers (Age 47 & 55) STILL Can't Play Nicely. Mom Ends Up In The Hospital.
• So If You Have An STD, You Can't Get Married?
• A Little Worried About Big Brother?
• Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• He Has A Gun! Or, Does He?
• Someone's Hungry
• From Walking Away To Kicking A Cop In The Face?
• Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy's ...
• So You're Saying There's Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
• PEOPLE! CHILL OUT!
• You Did NOT Pull A Gun On That Man Over A Dish!
• Ambulance In Your Way? So Hop In And Move It Already!
• Man Just Convicted Of Felony Walks Right Out Of The Courthouse
• Violating A Protective Order In Record Time?
• Four Years In Prison For Driving A Riding Mower Through Town?
• Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
• Oh You're Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
• How Drunk Was He?
• A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
• It's Not A Good Idea To Do This At A Drive-Thru
• You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
• If You Weren't Worried About Bath Salts Before ...
• Can One Man Stop A Speeding Locomotive?
• Hey, Swan, You Talkin' To Me? You Betta Not Be Talkin' To Me!
• You Are Not Keeping That Guy In Jail For Chalking The Sidewalk!
• Of Course The Judge's Name Is "Willie"
• Some Things You Just Can't Do In A Car
• Burglars Taken Down By Cell Phone They Had Already Tossed
• You Can't Fire Us For That!
• A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
• 6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
• What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
• Hey Bartender, I'll Be Right Back ...
• So This Is What You Do Because You Think The Ice Cream Truck's Prices Are Too High?
• Light Saber Beats Taser?
• Tell Me You Did Not Throw Your Wife's Beer Away!
• Stabbed For Being Friendly?
• Kids These Days
• Of All The Bus Stops, In All The Towns, In All The World, She Chooses This One
• Definitely Not The Next Scarface
• An Interesting Way To Protest ...
• Worst Son Of The Year?
• Busted For Burping?
• Man With Crack Pipe Makes Bad Decision?
• Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
• I'm Sorry Ma! I Didn't Mean To Hit You With That ...
• Should Have Listened To Kid's Complaints About Pot Smell
• You're Blaming Your Dog? And Jesus?
• Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
• This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
• A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
• How Drunk Was She?
• This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
• Oh My God! You Killed ... My Bird!
• A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
• Man Offended By "Obscene" Decal
• Pants On Fire
• It Would Be A Very Petty Theft But ...
• Is That An Ice Cream Sandwich In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
• Do You Think This Guy Was Drunk?
• If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
• The Good News: Packing For The Move Won't Take Long. The Bad News ...
• Do You Think The Police Could Really Miss A Knife In A Victim's Back?
• You're Never Too Old To ... Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
• You Call That A Burglary? Please.
• This Marriage Did Not End Well, At Least From His Perspective
• Maid Canned For "Ruining" Family With Black Magic
• You'll Never Guess What This Kindergartner Brought To Show And Tell
• Not Your Average DUI
• Is A Chicken A "Beast"? Trust Me, It Matters!
• Not Your Average Stripper
• Arrested For Eating Fish?
• Nope. You Can't Live With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend In Florida
• Do You Call The Cops Every Time You Get Spam Email Too?
• Police Bust Samurai Sword-Wielding, Cocoa Puff-Loving Man
• Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
• A Year In Jail For A Man With A Strange Fetish
• Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy ...
• What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
• A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
• Mopping Naked?
• Honesty Is The Best Policy ... Or Is It?
• YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
• Not The Best Grandmother
• Some Weird Laws Still On The Books
• When You Play "Bumper Cars" With Real Cars ...
• For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
• When You Have The Munchies, And No Coin ...
• Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
• French Tourist, Alone In New York City, After Midnight, Asks 2 Men About An Address? Nooooooo ...
• What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
• How Does One Group Of Prisoners Really Get To Another Group Without Ever Speaking To Them?
• Customer To Tanning Salon: Did You Find My Meth?
• Stoned, And Driving, And ... 12?
• Watch A Police Officer Relentlessly Hassle (And Arrest!) A Cameraman Who Is Breaking No Law
• Dunkin Donuts Employee Outperformed, And Outearned, Her Co-Workers
• A Strong Candidate For "The Worst Lie Of The Week"
• Just Think How Full The U.S. Jails Would Be If ...
• Of Course She Got Booted From The Village. She Was Farming!
• First You Steal Your Granny's Safe, And When You Can't Open It, You ...
• Giving A New Meaning To "Petty" Theft
• Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else ...
• Do Stupid, Illegal Stuff On Video, And Post It On Facebook!
• Wife Calls 911 On Herself Because ...
• Maybe You Can Flip A Police Officer Off, But What About The F-Bomb?
• A Clown About Town
• Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him - In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
• You Call That Speeding? More Like Time Traveling
• The Most Unusual Criminal Gang Ever?
• A Town That Outlawed Silly String?
• Taser-Proof Man? Not Quite, Though It Took Quite A Few Jolts
• Update On Yesterday's Post About The Cyclist And The Brandisher
• Think This Mototirst Wishes He Had Respected The Cyclist?
• A Serial Brandisher?
• Smoke "Strange" Herb, Do Strange Things
• And Why Do You Want To Test Drive The Car Alone?
• Wait, You Mean Metal Gets Hot In The Sun? Get Out!
• It Started With A Flat Tire, And Got Worse From There
• When You Leave The Keys In The Ignition ...
• Having Sex While Driving 85 MPH?
• Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
• Epic Thermostat Battle
• A REALLY Petty Crime, Except For That Gun Thing
• Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
• With A Nod To The Weiner Matter, And To The Graduation Season ...
• So You Can't Pay Your Bill With Pennies?
• Maybe He Was Just Keeping The Pills Warm?
• What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
• Sure, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
• Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway ...
• Why Did Alderman Hold Up Sign Permit For Hot Dog Stand For 2 1/2 Years?
• There, There, Drunk Sick Friend. Let Me Help You.
• Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
• If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
• Chinese Prisoners Forced To Play Computer Games
• Would You Go To Court To Pay A Ticket With Cocaine On You?
• Kid Put What In His Teacher's Coffee?
• Are Those Shoes In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To ...
• Messenger! Don't Shoot!
• Stop Thinking, And The Machines Win
• Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
• Perhaps The Luckiest Driver Ever?
• What, You Don't Want To Watch TV With Me?
• Is The Neighbor's Barking Dog Getting On Your Nerves? Here's A Solution ...
• Police Let Drunk Driver Walk. Why?
• Mom Says No To Candy - Kid Says KAPOW
• Your Big Legislative Initiative Involves Bird Feeders?
• Wisconsin Judge Has A Strange Way Of Putting Things
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
• Inmate Loses Tooth Breaking Up Fight Between Guards (Really)
• Oh No You Didn't Hide That Fake Driver's License And Credit Card THERE!
• Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
• You Really Think This Is A Good Way To Meet Women?
• You Got Busted How Many Times For Huffing Paint?
• That's Why You Got Behind The Wheel After Drinking?
• Free Food From Grocery Store On Easter Friday!?
• Do You Think Employers and Employees Can Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
• Congressional Candidate Says He Deserves A Second Chance - Needs More Than That
• Hint: Put The Ski Mask On BEFORE The Robbery!
• So You're Blind, And You're Driving?
• This'll Make The Prosecutor's Job Pretty Easy
• Drug Trafficker Appeals Over Dog In Courtroom?
• Pranking The Cops?
• 32-Year-Old Man Busted For Possession Of Alcohol While Under The Legal Age?
• No Way To Treat Your Mom - Especially When She's Driving
• Unfunny YouTube Leads To Arrest
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
• You Shot The Robot?
• Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I'm Just In My Underwear?
• Let's Say Somebody Actually Tried To Golf Like "Happy Gilmore" ...
• So I Can't Keep The $2,001 Jackpot I Won?
• Gents, A Life Of Crime Is Clearly Not In The Cards For You
• Montana Legislator Speaks Out Against DUI Laws. Really.
• Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
• Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor's Note ...
• "Dirty Bastard" Is Okay, But "Raging Bitch" Isn't?
• Don't Tase Me Bro' - Especially Not There
• The Easiest DUI Bust Ever
• Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
• Apparently There Is A LOT Of Money To Be Made Selling Fake Drugs
• Honey, You Need To Get Yourself A New Boyfriend
• A Really, Really Bad Car Thief
• Did You Really Just Call 911 FROM INSIDE THE POLICE STATION?
• You Might As Well Just Turn Yourself In
• "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
• A Dress Code At The Mall? That'll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
• Hey Honey, Call The Cops! He's Watering Our Lawn!
• A Felony To Take A Picture Of A Farm In Florida?
• "Protect And Serve," Or "Pound Into Ground Round?"
• Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
• Dude Could've Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
• Twist And Shout? Twist - Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
• Dude Forgot His ATM Card ...
• Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
• Mess With The Baby Bull, Get The Mom's Horns
• Perhaps The Most Idiotic Question Ever Asked
• Who Else Would Crash A Car Into A Sober Living Home?
• Boy Drops The "B" Bomb At School - Gets In A World Of Trouble
• Some Relationships Have A "Giver" And A "Taker" ...
• A Strip Club, A Flying Shoe, A Busted Tooth, And A Lawsuit
• Are You Really Banning The Movie For That?
• Victim Selection - Easy Marks Not Always "Easy".
• You Stole The Dude's What? And Then Returned To The Scene Of The Crime?
• Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman's Thin Mints
• Can You Lose Money While Committing A Robbery?
• Caught Driving Under The Influence? How About This Excuse ...
• Naked Sausage Thief
• As Sisters Go, You Could Do A Lot Better
• Man Tries To Smuggle All Kinds Of Stuff Into Jail
• A Lady Who Uses "911" More Than Rudy Giuliani ...
• If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
• Time To Find A New Boyfriend?
• Going To The Well ... Three Times Too Often?
• If You Want Your Son To Ever Stop Playing Xbox, DO NOT LET HIM READ THIS
• You Did NOT Just Call 911 And Say That You Are Growing Weed!
• When Is A Prostitute Not A Prostitute?
• Mess With The Library Books In Boise, And You Could Be Looking At Some Jail Time
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
• These Are Definitely Not Excused Absences ...
• No, You Couldn't Just Burgle The Joint ...
• An Official State What?
• Where Do You Get Busted Down To From Traffic Cop?
• Crime Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
• You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won't Be Snorting Drugs Again
• Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn't Either.
• So, Why Did You Beat Up The Guy's Parents?
• Three Speeding Tickets IN AN HOUR
• Should Have Just Taken The Parking Ticket And Left ...
• How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
• This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
• Life In Jail For Failing To Pay Tolls?
• A Really Strange Way To Sneak Into A Country
• Let Them Eat ... Pie?
• Some Seriously Bad Policing In Ohio
• New Tax Law Met With Spells, Really
• 6th Grade Honor Student Going To Court For Writing Name In Cement
• Man Wants To Get Deported. This Should Do It.
• The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
• So That's Going In My Permanent Record? Maybe, But ...
• Drive-Through Rage
• Woman Assaults Cop With A Dildo?
• Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
• Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
• Illegal To Possess A Permanent Marker?
• A Very Strange Cab Ride
• Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
• Time To Man Up
• That Has GOT To Hurt
• Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters ... Or Do They?
• Returning To The Scene Of The Crime? Bad Idea
• You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
• An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
• Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
• Want To Make It Easy For The Police To Bust You For Possession?
• This Neighborhood Watch Leader Will Definitely Catch The Vandal
• You Really Called 911 Because THAT Was Stolen?
• Woman Calls Cops On Cops?
• Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
• A New Meaning To "Going Postal"
• The Bird Gets It If You Don't Follow Legal Juice On Twitter
• Of All The Pay Phones In Town, You Picked That One?
• A Most Unusual Pleading
• Hope That You Never Get This Lonely
• You Shot That Cat Why?
• You Could Do Better For A Landlord
• Man With Interesting "Career" Choice Adds To His Legacy
• Your Getaway Car Has Vanity Plates?
• You're Sticking With THAT Reason For Driving Drunk?
• A Serious Domestic Dispute
• Judicial System Makes Cops Strip To Nail Prostitutes?
• Don't Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back ...
• Truth: It's Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
• Not The Way To Settle A Family Dispute
• A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
• Hmmm. This Shower Seems Different...
• 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
• Shades Of The Wet Bandits
• Might As Well Have A Neon Sign: "Pot Growing Here"
• Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
• Could The Police Really Miss A Knife In A Victim's Back?
• You're Charging Him With Stealing The Handcuffs?
• Not The Best Question To Ask A Police Officer
• If This Guy Was Speeding Through The Neighborhood, It Probably Won't Happen Again
• You Know That Right To Remain Silent?
• Nobody Wants To Get Tased, But This?
• Outside The "Good To Go" ... Couple Goes
• Mommy, That's What You Get When You Mess With My Toys ...
• Finally, Someone Stands Up To The Red Menace?
• Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
• A Novel Use For A Diaper
• On A Police Station?
• Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
• Sex, And A Broken ...
• You Will NOT Believe This Lawsuit By A Teacher Against A Student
• Man, Wearing Only Socks, Can't Find Way Out Of Basement
• Man Who Has Seen Too Many Movies Clings To Roof Of Car As It Is Being Stolen
• Can A Speeding Ticket For 8 MPH Over The Limit Cost You $9,000?
• And To Think, It All Started With A Flat Tire ...
• An Interesting Smuggling Technique
• The Worst Armed Robbery Ever?
• Hmmm. Which Weapon To Deploy First: A Knife, Or A Flesh-Eating- Bacteria-Infected Penis?
• Robber Did What?
• Hey, How Did That Get In My Underwear?
• Penis Piercing Helps Police ID Perp?
• Whatever You Think About This Campaign Slogan, There's No Denying It's An Attention-Getter
• Drunk Guy Takes Taxi Home And Still Gets In Trouble?
• Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
• Wyoming Driver Completely Wigs Out
• Worse Parenting Than In Yesterday's Juice Post?
• A Really Bizarre Stroller Walk ...
• Not The Best Way To Try And Get Off Work Early
• Taunting Hells Angels?
• VERY Unhappy Wendy's Drive-Thru Customers
• It Just Sounds More Believable When A Nun Says It
• Stop, Theif. That's My Car!
• "Jesus" Causes 5-Vehicle Pile-Up
• How Low Can A Man Go In His Quest For Sex?
• Man Unable To Keep $2,001 Jackpot He Won?
• They Were Caught ... Kissing
• Man "Bares" His Soul To Save It?
• Claim Your $200,000 Package Now!
• If You're Going To Alter A Check, Go Big, Right?
• Just Because It's Legal Doesn't Mean It's A Good Idea
• Do You Want To Be A Policeman, Or Do You Want To Be "Big"?
• Sometimes You Have To Fight. But This?
• What Can Happen To You If You Don't Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
• The Most Embarrassing DUI?
• A Simple Way To Get More Jobs For Locals
• Can Cats Fly?
• Not The Best Use Of Your One Phone Call ...
• How Serious Are The Chinese About Keeping Heroin Out?
• A Turkish Citizen Can No Longer Bring This Back From A Trip Abroad
• You Have A Gun In Your What?
• $20 Down And Payment Plan For A Hitman?
• You're Banning The Movie For That? Not Cool
• Who Taught This Kid How To "Fish"?
• Sorry, But You're Too "Ellen" For This Job
• Three Months For Five Firecrackers?
• Hmm. If You're Involved In An Illegal Transaction, Should You Call The Police If One Party Reneges?
• If It Weren't For Bad Luck, This Fella Might Not Have Any Luck At All
• Really? You Think You Were Wrongfully Terminated?
• Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
• New Year's Resolution: Quieter Sex Or Move To Single Family Home
• Father Told Congregation What?
• Cop Brandished Gun At Washington, DC Snowball Fight?
• Think Twice Before You Stick Out Your Tongue
• Sure It's A Good Idea To Make Sure You're Clean Before You Leave The House, But ...
• Might As Well Have A Neon "DUI" Sign On Your Truck
• Perhaps The Last Place You Would Expect Someone To Grow Marijuana
• Quite The Multitasker
• I Think This Guy Might Be Speeding
• Tell Me You Didn't Taser A 10-Year-Old Girl
• Of All The Places To Set Up An Indoor Marijuana Farm ...
• It's Called A "Car Wash" Not A ...
• Bank Robber And His "Go To" Bank
• Clearly These Guys Are Not Cut Out For A Life Of Crime
• Did Governor Schwarzenegger Drop The F-Bomb In A Letter To The California State Assembly?
• No Coke, Pepsi
• You Can Do That With A Harmonica?
• Drugs In Malaysia - A BAD Idea
• Not Your Typical Car Ride
• Man Violates Parking Meter
• You Expected To Get Away On That?
• Not The Best Way To Start The School Day
• An ATM Withdrawal That Definitely Exceeded The Daily Maximum
• How To Burgle And Assure You'll Be Caught
• Think This Guy Can Be Rehabilitated?
• Did Grandfather Grope Minnie Mouse At Disney World?
• I Would Not Want To Go To This School
• An Interesting Way To Stock Your Resale Store?
• Sentenced To Caning For Drinking A Beer?
• Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
• "I'm Not The Best Criminal"
• Easy Way To Make $45 On Your $5 Investment!
• Can A Lady Just Mail A Letter Without Being Harassed?
• You're Stalking The Police?
• Not Exactly A Stand-Up Audi Dealer
• I Know It's The Most Populous Country In The World, But ...
• Serious Beatdown Over An OLD Affair
• Sure, Officers, Come Right In
• Cat Makes Itself At Home In Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
• How About Theses Excuses For Speeding?
• Former MP's Friend Not Very Helpful In Court
• Yes, You Want To Get To Court On Time, But ...
• You Slept Through What?
• Very Uncool Multitasking
• The Hero Gets A Ticket?
• Giving Burglars A Bad Name ...
• How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A "Kennel?"
• Just Don't Complain About The Calzone ...
• Need Some Cigarettes? You'll Need A Pick-Up Truck ...
• You Drove Drunk Where?
• Can't Bite That
• You Walked Into A Police Station Doing What? With What?
• An Unusual ATM Withdrawal
• Honey, Our Child Has Been Kidnapped, Again!
• How Much Jail Time For 2 Rooms Full Of Weed?
• All That To Avoid An $88 Ticket?
• Crazy Hoon
• I Happen To Like Macaroni
• Twice In One Day?
• What Do You Do If Your Child Tells You She Has Been Bullied?
• Is Having Sex While Driving Legal?
• Food Been A Little Crunchy Lately?
• You Are On Notice. Do NOT Mess With This Woman
• Possibly The Worst Driver In History
• Not Your Average Heist
• Driving And Doing What?
• If You Love Me, Steal That Car
• A Really Big Bag, Or Really Small Bras ...
• Man Tasered By Police, And Later Dies, Was Carrying What?
• If You Are A Acquitted Of Robbing A Bank ...
• What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI

Strange Court Filings

• Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy's ...
• Wait, You Mean Metal Gets Hot In The Sun? Get Out!
• Having Sex While Driving 85 MPH?
• Drug Trafficker Appeals Over Dog In Courtroom?
• Seriously? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
• A Most Unusual Pleading
• Yes, An Interrogatory About Beer Pong, And A Truly Awesome Response
• Oh No You Didn't Just Call Your Client That
• Dude Sues For His Penthouse
• Really? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
• Judge Not Pleased With Outrageously Long Complaint, Moved To Prose
• Motion Not To Cry?
• Yes, Another Wacky "Motion To Continue"
• Suit Over Being Offered Wine As A Bonus?
• Drinking Buddy Liability?
• Man Tries To Hang Himself From Tree & Fails, Then Sues Psychiatric Facility He Told He Was Fine
• Student Calls Principal Fucker+, And Gets Charged With A Misdemeanor. Lawyer Says Law Is Unconstitutional, And Traces Origins And Usage Of "Fuck"
• Motion For A Skin Change Operaton To White (But Not A Nose Job Like Jacko)
• A Trial Continuance Due To Surgery On Your What?
• #1 Notice of Appeal - Ever

The Bird

• That Bird Will Cost You, And Her
• The Bird, The F-Bomb, The Bust. But With A Twist
• Maybe If Police Officers Read Legal Juice, This Wouldn't Keep Happening!
• That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
• 30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
• There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop - Though They Might Surprise You
• Speeding, Kneeling Bird-Flipper
• The Bird - By George W. Bush
• Might Want To Holster That Middle Finger Next Time

Uncool

• The Internet Is Awesome, But It's No Substitute For A Hospital!
• Someone Really Likes Cheez-Its
• A One-Way Ticket To Hell
• Stepson Shows His Displeasure With Upcoming Eviction In A Novel Way
• Falling Asleep On The Subway In New York? Expensive.
• Seriously? Games Played In The Park Must Be Government-Approved?
• Giving Fraudsters A Bad Name
• Apparently God Did Want Him To Be Arrested
• I Hate Taunting
• Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
• It's Generally Not A Good Idea To Call 911 When You're Lit
• Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
• Outlaw Polygamy? Of Course! But Outlawing Even Teaching About It?
• Maybe She Thinks It's A Part-Time Job?
• So, Does That Mean The Wedding Is Off?
• Man Picks Fight With Good Samaritan, Gets His Due
• So, You Arrested & Cuffed This 62-Year-Old Woman Over A Torn Garden Hose?
• So You're Saying These Three Ladies Can't Dress As They Please
• A Use For An AK-47 You Probably Hadn't Thought Of
• You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
• Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
• Really? Another Craigslist Ruse?
• You Want Me To Turn My Music Down? Fuhgeddaboutit!
• Watching The Watcher
• If You Don't Like The Pizza, Maybe Try Yelp Next Time.
• You Jailed This Guy For TWO YEARS Because He Allegedly Crossed Into Your Waters?
• No More Beer? No Problem - There's A Walgreens Right Down The Road
• A Sex Act She Couldn't Have Done With A Bad Ankle?
• Yes, Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted, And So Will This Gent ...
• Why Shop For Gifts When You Can Jack A ...
• You Really Shot The Guy, INSIDE Little Caesars, For That?
• Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
• I Got Your "War On Christmas" Right Here
• Virginia Is For Lovers ... Unless They Are Gay ...
• You Really Think You're The Right Person To Teach This Girl How To Drive?
• You Busted The Store Window For That?
• Fired For Dropping The F-bomb?
• Florida Woman Busted For A Very Unusual Ride
• Sure, Sometimes School Sucks, But ...
• Don't Mess With The Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection
• You Won't Believe The Damage This Man Caused In His Attempt To Get Off Work Early
• Can You Really Be In That Much Of A Hurry?
• Doctor "Do Whatever I Please"
• A Story With Some Bite ...
• Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
• Woman Makes Interesting Call From Ambulance After Crash
• You Did Not Just Ban Halloween Costumes
• Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
• You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
• Can You Get A DUI If You're Not Driving?
• Water Official Lies About Water Safety, And This Is The Punishment?
• Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
• Sorry, She's Not Home. She's Still Not Home. She's ...
• Tell Me You Didn't Put That Image On A Milk Carton!
• Woman Pretended To Have Breast Cancer To Raise Money For ...
• So, You're Saying I Shouldn't Let My 2-Year-Old Sit In My Lap And Drive?
• Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
• This Judge Was LUCKY To Get A Reprimand
• In The Pokey For Slapping A Horse?
• Reality Bites?
• Judge Said What?
• Crime, Or Public Service?
• Teens Exhibit Wholly Inappropriate Post-Manicure Behavior!
• Wait, You Mean I Can't Park Here?
• Not A Model School Bus Driver
• This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
• Stupid Drunk People
• So You Think The Pizza Delivery Guy Will Be Easy Pickings?
• You Assaulted A Police Horse?
• Drunk Guys WALKING Home, And Get Busted Anyway?
• A Totally Uncool Akron, Ohio Law
• If You See This Man Near A Drive-Thru, Let Him Go Ahead Of You
• Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
• It's Better If This Lady Is Not Mad At You.
• Oh, So You're Saying My Money's Not Good Here?
• You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
• Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
• Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
• Isn't Brotherly Love Beautiful?
• Busted For Acting Like Borat
• Instagram Post No Doubt Ends "Friendship"
• Fat, Drunk And Stupid ...
• This Is So Uncool, And Gross
• Being Late Sucks, But Much Less Than Possibly Killing Somebody
• Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois ...
• A Slight Overreaction By Neighbor To A Ball Going Into His Yard
• Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
• Being A Bad Winner? Not Cool
• Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
• Oh, So You're Iced Tea Isn't Sweet Enough? Here, Let Me Have That ...
• 30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
• You Call That Child Care?
• Teacher's Aide Suspended Because She Wouldn't Show Superintendent Her Facebook Page!
• Well, It Would Make Driving An Ice Cream Truck A Little More Tolerable ...
• So You Hurled The Insult, And Then Administered A Beat Down?
• You Got Some Vodka For THAT Dog?
• School Cheating Is Common. But By The School Superintendent?
• Man Caught Golfing Gets Four Months In Jail
• Who Would Force Someone To Wear Pink Underwear: A Wacky Parent, Or Sheriff Joe?
• Brothers (Age 47 & 55) STILL Can't Play Nicely. Mom Ends Up In The Hospital.
• An Airsosft Gun? Please.
• Someone's Hungry
• From Walking Away To Kicking A Cop In The Face?
• Really, Can You Blame Her?
• PEOPLE! CHILL OUT!
• Ingrate Of The Week?
• Ambulance In Your Way? So Hop In And Move It Already!
• Violating A Protective Order In Record Time?
• Sleeping It Off? Generally A Good Idea, But ...
• What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Is In Jail?
• Oh You're Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
• How Drunk Was He?
• Lawyer Should Have Just Manned Up And Copped To The DUI
• Hey, Swan, You Talkin' To Me? You Betta Not Be Talkin' To Me!
• You Are Not Keeping That Guy In Jail For Chalking The Sidewalk!
• Of Course The Judge's Name Is "Willie"
• What's Wrong With Friday?
• You Can't Fire Us For That!
• What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
• So This Is What You Do Because You Think The Ice Cream Truck's Prices Are Too High?
• Inebriated Mom Has 12-Year-Old Son Drive Home
• Stabbed For Being Friendly?
• Worst Son Of The Year?
• Busted For Burping?
• Not Very Neighborly
• Really? You're Using Your Taser For This?
• Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
• I'm Sorry Ma! I Didn't Mean To Hit You With That ...
• This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
• This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
• Stupid DC Law Limiting Photographers
• Man Offended By "Obscene" Decal
• Men At Work Cribbed Part of "Down Under"?
• If Anyone Has This Surveillance Video, Send It To The Juice!
• Your Honor, I Rest My Case! I'm Guilty!
• Store Owner's Contest: Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired
• The Good News: Packing For The Move Won't Take Long. The Bad News ...
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• This Marriage Did Not End Well, At Least From His Perspective
• Maid Canned For "Ruining" Family With Black Magic
• The Customer Is Always Right? Not In My Shop!
• Woman Not Cool With Cold Fries
• Nope. You Can't Live With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend In Florida
• Today's Installment Of "Judge The Judge"
• Maybe If This Juror Had Been Listening To The Judge, He Wouldn't Have Gone on Facebook And Tried To Friend ...
• Why Every Other Year?
• YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
• Not The Best Grandmother
• When You Play "Bumper Cars" With Real Cars ...
• For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
• What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
• Watch A Police Officer Relentlessly Hassle (And Arrest!) A Cameraman Who Is Breaking No Law
• Of Course She Got Booted From The Village. She Was Farming!
• First You Steal Your Granny's Safe, And When You Can't Open It, You ...
• Do Stupid, Illegal Stuff On Video, And Post It On Facebook!
• Taser-Proof Man? Not Quite, Though It Took Quite A Few Jolts
• Hey, What The Hell Are You Doing On My Cell Tower?
• Think This Mototirst Wishes He Had Respected The Cyclist?
• A Serial Brandisher?
• If There's A AAA Equivalent For Boaters, This Towboat Captain Probably Isn't On Their List
• Sometimes We Bikers Get No Respect. Actually, A Lot Of The Time.
• Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
• There, There, Drunk Sick Friend. Let Me Help You.
• Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
• Kid Put What In His Teacher's Coffee?
• Messenger! Don't Shoot!
• Everything Sticks To Duct Tape, Including DNA
• Perhaps The Luckiest Driver Ever?
• Is The Neighbor's Barking Dog Getting On Your Nerves? Here's A Solution ...
• Hippies Must Not Have Fared Well In This South Carolina Town
• Mom Says No To Candy - Kid Says KAPOW
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
• Naked Guy So Threatening You Have To Tase Him?
• Thin-Skinned Big Brother Wins One Against Student
• You Really Think This Is A Good Way To Meet Women?
• No Way To Treat Your Mom - Especially When She's Driving
• Unfunny YouTube Leads To Arrest
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
• Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
• "Dirty Bastard" Is Okay, But "Raging Bitch" Isn't?
• Don't Tase Me Bro' - Especially Not There
• The Easiest DUI Bust Ever
• Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
• Honey, You Need To Get Yourself A New Boyfriend
• A Joint Named "McCurry" Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
• A Really, Really Bad Car Thief
• "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
• A Dress Code At The Mall? That'll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
• A Felony To Take A Picture Of A Farm In Florida?
• "Protect And Serve," Or "Pound Into Ground Round?"
• This Marriage Must Not Have Ended Well
• Dude Could've Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
• Twist And Shout? Twist - Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
• Are You Really Banning The Movie For That?
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• A Florida Law That Almost Every Kid Routinely Breaks
• As Sisters Go, You Could Do A Lot Better
• It's Their Fault You Thought They Were Women?
• Time To Find A New Boyfriend?
• Please, Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
• Judge In Alaska Said What?
• No, You Couldn't Just Burgle The Joint ...
• Not The Beanie Babies! Take Anything You Want, But Not The Beanie Babies!
• Where Do You Get Busted Down To From Traffic Cop?
• So, Why Did You Beat Up The Guy's Parents?
• Should Have Just Taken The Parking Ticket And Left ...
• How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
• Some Seriously Bad Policing In Ohio
• If You Were Born On 7/7/77, Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
• Wife Says Not To Smoke, Husband Smokes ... BAD Idea
• Fight Over Flowers Ends With A Severed ...
• Drive-Through Rage
• Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
• Santa Giveth ... And He Taketh Away
• That Has GOT To Hurt
• Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters ... Or Do They?
• You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
• Pharmaceutical Salesman Goes To The Cops After Doctor Throws His Card Away
• An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
• Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
• Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
• A New Meaning To "Going Postal"
• Now How'd That Fly Get In My Food?
• Take My Wife ... Please
• If Only All Perps Were This Cooperative
• Can You Really Get Three Months In Jail For Five Firecrackers?
• Oh No You Didn't Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
• Don't Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back ...
• Truth: It's Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
• Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
• If This Guy Was Speeding Through The Neighborhood, It Probably Won't Happen Again
• You Know That Right To Remain Silent?
• Nobody Wants To Get Tased, But This?
• Mommy, That's What You Get When You Mess With My Toys ...
• Finally, Someone Stands Up To The Red Menace?
• What Would You Do If You Saw Someone Giving Money Away? Call The Cops, Of Course.
• Don't Taze My Granny!
• You Busted The Window, Repeatedly, For This?
• Clearly NOT A Cat-Lover
• If You Arm-Wrestle This Dude, Consider Letting Him Win ...
• Just Really Disgusting, And Weird
• Bizarre Cat Abuse
• Dude, Were You Never A Kid?
• So You Want To Get Rid Of An Eyesore In The Neighborhood?
• No Way Is This Guy Getting Anything On Bosses Day
• So Much For The Carefree Golden Years ...
• Son Calls 911 Repeatedly For This?
• What? No Dinner?
• Just A Little Trigger Happy?
• Liking The Sound Of Your Own Voice Is One Thing ... But This?
• If Only This Mototirst Had Respected The Cyclist ...
• A Hotheaded, Cold-Hearted Burglar
• Polarized Nation?
• A New Low For A Thief?
• Do We Want A Prank-Free Society?
• Thanks, "Friend"
• It Appears This Fella Just Wanted To Be Left Alone ...
• Let Me Get This Straight
• Honey, I TOLD You Not To Park There
• This Is How You Show Your Respect For Your Mother?
• I Can't Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
• A Down-Home Welcome To Athens, Georgia
• You're Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
• How About You Make Your Own Sandwich?
• A Little Tea With Your Mercury, Dear? ... I Mean ...
• Uncool Dad, Very Uncool
• Police Officer Says He'll Tase Man Where?
• Not Only Was This Custodian Not Cleaning ...
• How To GUARANTEE That Your Kid Will Get Better Grades And Higher SAT Scores
• A Helping Hand For Possible Jumper On Bridge?
• What's Wrong With Strip Poker?
• A Hurt Much Worse Than Being Dumped
• Do NOT Mess With Old Faithful
• Another Jury Duty Slacker, And His Dog's Testicles ...
• Two-Year-Old Steals Video Games?
• If You're Not Ready For The Test ...
• "He's A Good Dog." I Think The Mailman Would Disagree
• The 20th Time? Definitely NOT A Charm
• Damn Skunk Lover
• Teacher Hair Today, Gone ...
• Holster That Taser, Bro
• This Stinks
• Not The Smartest Way To Express Displeasure With Your Lawyer And The Jury
• Do Not Come Between This Man And His Chicken
• They Killed Frosty!
• Before You Confront That Driver Who Cut You Off ...
• 11-Year-Old Whacks Mom On The Head With A Saw
• Be Kind To Your Cobbler
• I Love Bacon, But I'm With PETA On This One
• Prison For Search Engine Results?
• Ouch! Do NOT Make This Lady Angry!
• Dude Really Needs To Chill
• After A 30-Foot Fall, Kid Tasered Up To 19 Times
• This Granny Is Off Her Rocker
• Keep The Cat Away From This Guy
• Dad Picks Wrong Place To Rob
• Beware The Teddy Bear
• Eviction Over A Candy Wrapper?
• Life Imitating Art?
• The Pettiest Of Petty Criminals?
• If Guinness Book Had A Category For Peeping Toms ...
• Not The Best Landlords
• Okay, So Maybe Working In A Nursing Home Isn't The Best Job, But ...

Wacky

• Hi There! Mind If I Come In?
• Dad Gets Busted For Spraying "Liquid Ass" In School
• This Gent Was LUCKY He Passed Out In Public
• Reclining While Intoxicated?
• Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
• You Lookin' At Me?
• Tell Me You Didn't Put That Image On A Milk Carton!
• You're Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
• So A Guy Walks Into The Police Station ...
• Is That A Loris In Your Pants, Or ...
• So A Guy Can't Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
• Busted For - Literally - Throwing Money Out The Window
• You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
• Congressional Candidate Changes Name To Website
• It's Raining Money! It's Raining Money!
• Is Being Insatiable A Crime?
• I'll Be Taking That Street, Thank You Very Much!
• You Stole What From Papa John's?
• Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy's ...
• You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
• Hey Bartender, I'll Be Right Back ...
• Light Saber Beats Taser?
• Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
• You Have A Gun In Your What?
• This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
• A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
• Pants On Fire
• Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
• Do You Think The Police Could Really Miss A Knife In A Victim's Back?
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• You Call That A Burglary? Please.
• Not Your Average DUI
• You Can't Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But ...
• Not Your Average Stripper
• Police Bust Samurai Sword-Wielding, Cocoa Puff-Loving Man
• Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
• Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy ...
• Mopping Naked?
• Honesty Is The Best Policy ... Or Is It?
• Some Weird Laws Still On The Books
• What's Wrong With Having A "Go-To" Bank?
• Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
• What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
• First You Steal Your Granny's Safe, And When You Can't Open It, You ...
• Wife Calls 911 On Herself Because ...
• The Most Unusual Criminal Gang Ever?
• Smoke "Strange" Herb, Do Strange Things
• The Bird Gets It If You Don't Follow Legal Juice On Twitter
• Having Sex While Driving 85 MPH?
• Epic Shampoo Battle
• Epic Thermostat Battle
• A REALLY Petty Crime, Except For That Gun Thing
• With A Nod To The Weiner Matter, And To The Graduation Season ...
• Sure, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
• There, There, Drunk Sick Friend. Let Me Help You.
• Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• Everything Sticks To Duct Tape, Including DNA
• What, You Don't Want To Watch TV With Me?
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
• Inmate Loses Tooth Breaking Up Fight Between Guards (Really)
• Oh No You Didn't Hide That Fake Driver's License And Credit Card THERE!
• Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
• Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
• You Really Think This Is A Good Way To Meet Women?
• That's Why You Got Behind The Wheel After Drinking?
• Hint: Put The Ski Mask On BEFORE The Robbery!
• Drug Trafficker Appeals Over Dog In Courtroom?
• Pranking The Cops?
• This Thief Sucks - Literally
• Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I'm Just In My Underwear?
• Some Weird Portland, Oregon Laws
• Let's Say Somebody Actually Tried To Golf Like "Happy Gilmore" ...
• Gents, A Life Of Crime Is Clearly Not In The Cards For You
• Montana Legislator Speaks Out Against DUI Laws. Really.
• Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
• Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor's Note ...
• Legal? No. Funny? Hell Yeah.
• Computer Thief Makes Embarrassing Video, Which Owner Remotely Accesses And Posts On YouTube!
• Apparently There Is A LOT Of Money To Be Made Selling Fake Drugs
• Bet You Like Your Job More Than This Guy
• An Unusual Crime Spree
• Did You Really Just Call 911 FROM INSIDE THE POLICE STATION?
• You Might As Well Just Turn Yourself In
• "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
• A Dress Code At The Mall? That'll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
• A Novel Way To Stop Some Thieves
• Hey Honey, Call The Cops! He's Watering Our Lawn!
• Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
• Dude Could've Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
• Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
• Writing U.S. Attorney A Letter On Toilet Paper? Bad Idea
• Perhaps The Most Idiotic Question Ever Asked
• Who Else Would Crash A Car Into A Sober Living Home?
• Some Relationships Have A "Giver" And A "Taker" ...
• A Strip Club, A Flying Shoe, A Busted Tooth, And A Lawsuit
• You Stole The Dude's What? And Then Returned To The Scene Of The Crime?
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman's Thin Mints
• Caught Driving Under The Influence? How About This Excuse ...
• A Lady Who Uses "911" More Than Rudy Giuliani ...
• If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
• Going To The Well ... Three Times Too Often?
• Lady, You Stole The Wrong Snow Shovel
• You Did NOT Just Call 911 And Say That You Are Growing Weed!
• Mess With The Library Books In Boise, And You Could Be Looking At Some Jail Time
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
• These Are Definitely Not Excused Absences ...
• Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn't Either.
• This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
• A Really Strange Way To Sneak Into A Country
• The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
• Wife Says Not To Smoke, Husband Smokes ... BAD Idea
• Drive-Through Rage
• Woman Assaults Cop With A Dildo?
• Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
• Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
• Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
• Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters ... Or Do They?
• Returning To The Scene Of The Crime? Bad Idea
• You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
• You Really Called 911 Because THAT Was Stolen?
• Woman Calls Cops On Cops?
• Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
• Of All The Pay Phones In Town, You Picked That One?
• You're Sticking With THAT Reason For Driving Drunk?
• You're Busting Me For Starting A Pillow Fight?
• A Serious Domestic Dispute
• A Plaxico Burress Moment ...
• 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
• Might As Well Have A Neon Sign: "Pot Growing Here"
• Please Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
• Hey! This Diet Sucks!
• A Novel Use For A Diaper
• On A Police Station?
• Lawyer Caught In Bra "Catch 22"
• What's Wrong With Checking For Aliens On The School System's Computers?
• An Interesting Way To Get Rid Of The Evidence
• LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated - Really
• Mother And Daughter Share EVERYTHING
• Virginia May Be For Lovers, But Constance Bay Is For ...
• Burglar's Serious Chutzpah
• I Pity The Fool Who Sells Me Bad Beef Jerky
• Oh Really? And Just How Would You Smuggle 14 Live Birds From Vietnam To Los Angeles?
• Dear, I Think That Man Was Driving Backwards
• A Robber's Brilliant Disguise
• Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
• Not The Most Romantic Place For Intimicay
• Not Your Average Police Dog
• What About This Idea For Getting To And From The Bar?
• Tenure Is Awesome! Just Ask This Teacher ...
• Quite The Crime Spree
• Registered Socks Offenders
• Indian Security Guards Not Up To The Task
• Multitasking - A Quintessential Juice Story
• A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
• A Police Officer And A Cow?
• Belly Dancer Offers Unusual Defense To A Parking Ticket
• Kid Busted For Farting In School?
• Sex In All Kinds Of Places
• Might As Well Leave A Note With Your Name And Address
• You Will NEVER Guess Where This Dude Built A House
• This Really, Really Sucks!
• Shoot Me, Please!
• If The Underwear Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
• Not The Best Solution For The Munchies
• A Real "Career Criminal" - Who Gets Bail?
• Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Delinquent Tenants
• Free Porn?
• God Drops By A 7-Eleven
• That's No Way To Treat A Car Thief
• Illegal Butt Crack?
• What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
• A Graduation To Remember ...
• Do NOT Piss Off This Boy
• Flower Fight Leads To A Severed ...
• Not The Most Intelligent Way To Protest High Gas Prices
• A Very Cooperative Suspect
• The Next Time You Think You Heard Something In The Closet ...
• Another Bizarre Fetish ...
• 10 Years In The Clink - And Lifelong Embarrassment
• Boared Thief Gives Police A Hand
• This Kid Is In Some SERIOUS Trouble
• Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
• Perhaps The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
• Good Throw Foils Robbery - Wright Triumphs Over Wrong
• The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warning Ever
• Stabbed For Being Friendly?
• Threats Of Killing For Better Test Scores?
• On The Lam After Ham Slam
• Dude Really Did Not Want To Go To Work
• Something Else You Shouldn't Do At The Police Station
• Where Is The Last Place You Would Drive A Stolen Car?
• Smells Like Fake Insanity
• Online Sex Auction Takes A Bizarre Turn ...
• Irony
• Make Up Your Mind!!!!
• New Rule: No Farting In School
• Man Revokes Own Bond?
• Quite The Day For Younger Brother
• Hmmm. What Should I Put In The "Memo" Line Of This Check I'm Writing To Pay My $5 Parking Ticket?
• Dumber Than An Elevator?
• Strange Happenings In Arkansas
• Wacky Oklahoma Laws
• Let Them Cut Hair!
• Wacky Happenings From A California Town
• So You Think You Love Your Car?
• Hauling Mickey Mouse And Donald Duck Into Court?
• Wacky British Parking And Traffic Fines
• This Has Got To Hurt!
• Akon The Fan Launcher?
• An Arrest For Stealing Virtual Property?
• Candy Gran Cut Off By Daughter
• High School Cheerleaders Suspended For Choreographed Panty Cheer
• Worker Uses Version Of "The Dog Ate My Homework"
• You're Never Too Old To ...
• Dude Married A Dog ...
• Ice Cream And Candy Crimes Serious Business In Britain
• How Many Obscene Phone Calls Do You Have To Make To Get 2 1/2 Years In Jail?
• Band Banned Because of Name? (Warning: Stop Now If The F-Bomb Offends You)
• You Are Not Going To Believe This One!
• Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! One Messed Up Burglar
• Dude - What The Hell Are You Doing In My House?
• "Nutzapper," The Rules On Naming Horses, And This Simple Lesson: When You Get What You Want, Zip It.
• Toilet Tissue Tax To-Do
• The Best Fake Student Ever
• One Stone-Cold Librarian
• The Best Bra Heist Ever
• Kids, Think Twice About Wearing That Wiener Shirt To School
• Dude Gets Tased - Trying To Enter His Own House! Through The Front Door!
• Ex-Cop On A Mission
• Not Your Average Mugger
• A Slightly Nervous Cab Driver
• Scoring Some Broccoli? A Couple Of Really, Really Dumb Criminals
• Robber Makes Victim Get Change?
• This Is How You Steal A Car?
• Beware! It's Sausage Boy!
• I Married A Monkey
• Nutty Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
• Power Company Employee Sends Customer A Photo Of Himself In A Bathtub
• Mailman Fired For Taking Time Off After His Dog Dies
• A Very Hardcore High School Music Teacher
• Where Is That Damn Gong? (Not for the queen below, but for Chuck's neighbor.)
• Not Sure I Would Want This Pilot Flying My Plane! Or As A Neighbor!
• Maybe The Most Idiotic 911 Call Ever
• Mysterious Japanese Bathroom "Money In Envelope" Man
• A Stupid, Stupid Crime - Committed By An Ingrate
• Dog - An Attempted Murderer's Best Friend
• Talk About Cruel And Unusual Punishment!
• It's Great To Stay Connected With Your Kids As They Grow Up, But....
• Freedom For Funky Foot Fetishist
• Not Your Typical Ice Cream Truck
• Virginia Middle School Forbids ANY Physical Contact
• This Principal Has Gone Too Far!
• Would You Vote For This Man? Did He Win His Recall Election?
• Woman Really A Man, And A Con Man To Boot?
• 81-Year-Old Claims Hook-Up With Green Bay Packer Hall Of Famer Bart Starr
• This Is What You Get For Following the Teacher’s Instructions?
• "Etc." Dress Code?
• Stalking From The Attic?
• A Naked Man, A Blow Torch, And One Fine Motorcycle
• A Day In Jail In Washington, DC After Walking A Dog Without A Leash?
• Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
• Ambassador of God? Just Get A Driver's License Already!
• Judge, That's My State (And Sea)
• How To End A Fight With Your Wife?

Weird Laws

• Seriously? Games Played In The Park Must Be Government-Approved?
• Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
• Outlaw Polygamy? Of Course! But Outlawing Even Teaching About It?
• Good Luck Enforcing This Massachusetts Law
• Even On Halloween?
• Some Strange Chilean Laws
• So You're Saying Ministers, Priests And Atheists Can't Serve In The Tennessee House?
• Is A Law Still Necessary To Prevent This Shoe-Fitting Practice?
• Tell Me You Didn't Put That Image On A Milk Carton!
• A Totally Uncool Akron, Ohio Law
• An Interesting "Religious Tests" Provision In The Texas Constitution's "Bill of Rights"
• Oh, So You're Saying My Money's Not Good Here?
• Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
• It's A Crime To Father Or Have That Second Child ...
• So You're Telling Me It's Illegal To Be Drunk On A Train In Michigan?
• Here Come The Cops! Get That Mesmerized Guy Out Of The Window!
• So If You Have An STD, You Can't Get Married?
• So It's Not As Bad As In "Footloose," But Still ...
• A Little Worried About Big Brother?
• Think Floridians Could Get By Without This Law?
• Stupid DC Law Limiting Photographers
• You're Going To Bust Me For A Little Recon?
• Nope. You Can't Live With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend In Florida
• Some Weird Laws Still On The Books
• Some Strange Driving-Related Laws
• Of Course She Got Booted From The Village. She Was Farming!
• A Town That Outlawed Silly String?
• Your Big Legislative Initiative Involves Bird Feeders?
• Some Weird Portland, Oregon Laws
• Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
• A Felony To Take A Picture Of A Farm In Florida?
• Twist And Shout? Twist - Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
• A Florida Law That Almost Every Kid Routinely Breaks
• When Is A Prostitute Not A Prostitute?
• You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
• An Official State What?
• Illegal To Possess A Permanent Marker?
• Apparently No Celebrities Visit This Virginia County
• Truth: It's Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
• This Tennessee Republican Has Some Serious Gender Issues. MTF? FTM?
• Married Women Can't Fornicate in Minnesota?
• Jostling?
• What's Wrong With Colorful Birds?
• Wacky United Kingdom Laws
• Twist And Shout? Twist - Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
• Hey Buddy, Turn Your Piccolo Down
• Kids Can Legally Drink At Bars In These Two States
• A Few Silly Laws
• South Carolina Requires "Subversives" To Register - Really
• Love That Rabies ... Law
• So Threesomes Are Okay?
• This Is A Strange One
• Seriously? I Can't Tip The Gravedigger?
• I Don't Like The Smell Of This Proposed Honolulu Law
• Pennsylvania Beer Laws ... Say What?
• How's The Tumidity There?
• The City That Banned Karaoke ...
• Killjoys In Tremonton, Utah
• How To Get Sundays Off In South Carolina ...
• Do The British Hate Christmas?
• God And Indiana
• Tell Me They Haven't Outlawed Throwing Snowballs!
• You're Telling Me It's Illegal For Men To Go Topless?
• Sure, Spitting Is Gross, But ...
• Police To Limit Beer Consumption At Auto Race?
• Mayors Gone Mad?
• Virginia Keeps Unconstitutional Laws On The Books
• A Couple Strange Louisiana Laws - Silly String & Butt Cleft
• Pot Yes, Tobacco No?
• Oh No You Didn't Just Ban ...
• More Weird And Wacky British Laws
• Tennessee Republican Leader With Some Serious Gender Issues
• Felons Can't Vote In Idaho But ...
• Ladies Kissing Ladies In Singapore
• Book Hierarchy In Jail?
• They've Outlawed Dancing?
• This Is Why I'm Boycotting Utah
• The Crazy Case Of The Cussing Canoeist
• Weird British Laws
• Japanese Publisher Says Law Is Nuts
• What The Hell Was This Guy Thinking?
• New Zealand Says "No" To Couple's Choice For Newborn Son's Name
• Low Rider Pants Won't Fly In This Louisiana Town
• Cockfighting Is Still Legal?
• Some Strange Oklahoma Laws
• Given This Law (Among Many Others) It Would Be Difficult For Me To Live In Oklahoma (Outside Of A Jail Cell, Anyway)
• Jury Says "Not Guilty" - Man Still In Jail 20 Years Later
• Legal Marriage - Without A Bride Or Groom - Montana Style
• Pay Taxes On Time. Get Fined Anyway. Justice, New York Style
• Idaho State Motto Will Violate Idaho Law!
• Stealing Crawfish Twice, Kidnapping, Or Sexual Battery Of The Infirm? In Louisiana, Which Will Get You More Jail Time?
• Do You Really Know What "Mayhem" Means?
• I Challenge You To A Duel! (Just Not In Rhode Island)
• Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
• Not Wanted: Taxi Drivers in Seattle, Washington
• What You Don't Know Won't Hurt You? Will Hurt You?
• Fun California City: No Cross-Dressing, No Pinball, No Anything-Athons

Yikes

• You Did What To Try To Collect $100 Debt?
• The Family That Drinks Together ...
• Stepson Shows His Displeasure With Upcoming Eviction In A Novel Way
• Appropriately, This Gent Was The "Vice" Mayor
• Apparently God Did Want Him To Be Arrested
• Wait, They Have Surveillance Cameras Watching Us Cashiers? Don't They Trust Us?
• There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
• It's Generally Not A Good Idea To Call 911 When You're Lit
• A Possible DUI?
• Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
• Warning: This Will Gross You Out
• Wait, So You Didn't Want The Deluxe Exorcism Package?
• Do Not Mess With This Woman's Remote!
• Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
• A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
• A Use For An AK-47 You Probably Hadn't Thought Of
• You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
• Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
• You Want Me To Turn My Music Down? Fuhgeddaboutit!
• Do You Think The Kid Should Have Been Arrested?
• If You Don't Like The Pizza, Maybe Try Yelp Next Time.
• It's Unlikely You'll Ever Get This Lonely
• What Can Happen To You If You Don't Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
• Oh, Like You've Never Eaten Cigarettes Before... In A Store?
• Yes, Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted, And So Will This Gent ...
• Dad Gets Busted For Spraying "Liquid Ass" In School
• Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
• If This Is Any Indication, Donkey Rustling Is An Extremely Serious Crime In Mexico
• You Think YOU Are A Hardcore Giants' Fan? Fuhgeddaboutit!
• So You Say The Car Is Where?
• You Really Think You're The Right Person To Teach This Girl How To Drive?
• Nobody Likes Slow Drivers, But Seriously?
• Sure, Sometimes School Sucks, But ...
• You Won't Believe The Damage This Man Caused In His Attempt To Get Off Work Early
• Can You Really Be In That Much Of A Hurry?
• How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A "Kennel?"
• A Story With Some Bite ...
• You Do NOT Want To Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets!
• Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
• Oh No You Didn't Just Try To Rob THAT Village
• Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
• Not A Model For Bus Driver / Passenger Relations
• Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Tenants
• Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
• Can You Get A DUI If You're Not Driving?
• Something A Saudi Boss Definitely Should Not Say To His Employees
• No, You Don't Love Your Cat As Much As This Woman.
• So Much For The Carefree Golden Years ...
• Not The Best Landlords
• So, You're Saying I Shouldn't Let My 2-Year-Old Sit In My Lap And Drive?
• So You're Saying This Started Over Grass Clippings?
• Is That A Loris In Your Pants, Or ...
• Not Your Average Case Of Husband Abuse
• Reality Bites?
• I Don't Think This Waitress Got A Tip
• So A Guy Can't Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
• Drunk Driver Makes History, And Lives To Tell
• How Hot Was It? It Was So Hot ...
• You'd Have To Be Drunk To Think You'd Escape A DUI By Doing This
• It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
• Not A Model School Bus Driver
• Scorned Men Have Fury Too
• Talk About Adding Insult To Inury
• You Assaulted A Police Horse?
• Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
• How Drunk Was She?
• A Totally Uncool Akron, Ohio Law
• You Know When People Fire Celebratory Shots In The Air?
• Dude's Lucky He Only Lost A Fingertip
• The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
• Whoa! This Family Court Judge Is Pissed! See For Yourself.
• It's Better If This Lady Is Not Mad At You.
• You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
• Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
• Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
• This Has Got To Hurt!
• Isn't Brotherly Love Beautiful?
• His Timing Could Not Have Been Much Worse.
• Instagram Post No Doubt Ends "Friendship"
• How Many DWIs Do You Have To Get Before They Stop Just Letting You Go?
• Not Your Average Souvenirs
• Follow Legal Juice On Twitter ... Or Else ...
• Woman Assaults Cop With A What?
• A Slight Overreaction By Neighbor To A Ball Going Into His Yard
• Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
• Four Years In Prison For Stealing Underwear?
• Theft Of $1 Soda Results In Felony Charge
• Oh, So You're Iced Tea Isn't Sweet Enough? Here, Let Me Have That ...
• How Drunk Was He? See For Yourself.
• Is Being Insatiable A Crime?
• 50 Lashes For Swearing?
• Well, It Would Make Driving An Ice Cream Truck A Little More Tolerable ...
• So You Hurled The Insult, And Then Administered A Beat Down?
• Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.
• "Unlucky" Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using "Black Magic" - Police Investigate
• The Good News? Man Slows Down After Getting Busted For 105 MPH. The Bad News ...
• Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman's Thin Mints
• The Bird Gets It If You Don't Follow Legal Juice On Twitter
• Brothers (Age 47 & 55) STILL Can't Play Nicely. Mom Ends Up In The Hospital.
• So If You Have An STD, You Can't Get Married?
• Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Must Have Captain Morgan. Must Have Captain Morgan. Must ...
• So You're Going To Pay Me To Do What?
• Someone's Hungry
• And You Think Your Parents Embarrassed You?
• Really, Can You Blame Her?
• Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy's ...
• The Things People Do On Trampolines
• You Did NOT Pull A Gun On That Man Over A Dish!
• Ingrate Of The Week?
• He Drank 20 Beers. What'd You Expect Would Happen?
• Man Just Convicted Of Felony Walks Right Out Of The Courthouse
• Sleeping It Off? Generally A Good Idea, But ...
• Oh You're Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
• If You're Wondering Why This Guy Is Shirtless In His Mug Shot ...
• How Drunk Was He?
• A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
• You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
• Stiffing This Stripper? Bad Idea
• Of Course The Judge's Name Is "Willie"
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
• Tell Me You Did Not Throw Your Wife's Beer Away!
• Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
• An Interesting Way To Protest ...
• Worst Son Of The Year?
• Not Very Neighborly
• Registered Socks Offenders
• You're Blaming Your Dog? And Jesus?
• You Have A Gun In Your What?
• This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
• A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
• How Drunk Was She?
• This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
• Oh My God! You Killed ... My Bird!
• A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
• You Don't Find Kohl's exciting?
• How Does A Cornered Two-Timer React?
• Pants On Fire
• Follow Legal Juice on Twitter, Or Else ...
• Not Exactly Crack Shots
• If Anyone Has This Surveillance Video, Send It To The Juice!
• Really Disgusting, And Really Weird
• Is That An Ice Cream Sandwich In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
• Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
• Your Honor, I Rest My Case! I'm Guilty!
• Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
• You're Never Too Old To ... Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
• Calling The Judge A Bitch [And More] Is Just Never A Good Idea
• This Marriage Did Not End Well, At Least From His Perspective
• You'll Never Guess What This Kindergartner Brought To Show And Tell
• Is A Chicken A "Beast"? Trust Me, It Matters!
• You Can't Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But ...
• About That Chinese Cooking Oil You Just Bought ...
• Not Your Average Stripper
• Today's Installment Of "Judge The Judge"
• Police Bust Samurai Sword-Wielding, Cocoa Puff-Loving Man
• Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy ...
• A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
• Mopping Naked?
• YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
• Not The Best Grandmother
• When You Play "Bumper Cars" With Real Cars ...
• For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
• When You Have The Munchies, And No Coin ...
• Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
• You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
• What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
• Should Have Said "Yes" When She Asked For A Divorce
• Talk About Dumb Luck
• A Clown About Town
• When You Light That Bottle Rocket Today, You'll Want To Be More Careful Than This Guy
• Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him - In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
• You Call That Speeding? More Like Time Traveling
• Hey, What The Hell Are You Doing On My Cell Tower?
• Think This Mototirst Wishes He Had Respected The Cyclist?
• A Serial Brandisher?
• Wait, You Mean Metal Gets Hot In The Sun? Get Out!
• When You Leave The Keys In The Ignition ...
• Having Sex While Driving 85 MPH?
• Epic Shampoo Battle
• Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
• Epic Thermostat Battle
• Yikes! Do NOT Make This Woman Angry!
• Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
• Maybe He Was Just Keeping The Pills Warm?
• What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
• Sure, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
• How Far Would You Go To Delay Paying Child Support?
• Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
• Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
• If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
• Stop Thinking, And The Machines Win
• Perhaps The Luckiest Driver Ever?
• What, You Don't Want To Watch TV With Me?
• Is The Neighbor's Barking Dog Getting On Your Nerves? Here's A Solution ...
• Police Let Drunk Driver Walk. Why?
• Mom Says No To Candy - Kid Says KAPOW
• Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
• Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
• Oh No You Didn't Hide That Fake Driver's License And Credit Card THERE!
• Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
• You Got Busted How Many Times For Huffing Paint?
• Congressional Candidate Says He Deserves A Second Chance - Needs More Than That
• This'll Make The Prosecutor's Job Pretty Easy
• No Way To Treat Your Mom - Especially When She's Driving
• Unfunny YouTube Leads To Arrest
• All That Over A Cigarette?
• Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
• Follow Legal Juice On Twitter ... Or Else
• Montana Legislator Speaks Out Against DUI Laws. Really.
• Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
• Legal? No. Funny? Hell Yeah.
• Don't Tase Me Bro' - Especially Not There
• Bet You Like Your Job More Than This Guy