Legal Juice http://www.legaljuice.com/ Published by John Mesirow of Mesirow & Stravitz, PLLC en-us 2009-11-20T00:07:45-05:00 Of All The Places To Set Up An Indoor Marijuana Farm ... http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/of_all_the_places_to_set_up_an.html While scouting locations for an indoor marijuana cultivation facility, would you not exclude any buildings near police stations? Say What? legaljuice-1 2009-11-20T00:07:45-05:00 You Sure You Want To Sell That Door-To-Door? http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/a_teenager_who_had_been.html I would wager that this was one door-to-door salesman some of you Juice readers would be quite pleased to see. What was he selling? ... Oops legaljuice-1 2009-11-19T00:04:09-05:00 An Excellent Deposition Performance http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/an_excellent_deposition_perfor.html Extra Pulp legaljuice-1 2009-11-18T00:22:38-05:00 Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/thief_steals_the_wrong_mercede.html If you're wondering "Is there a 'right' Mercedes to steal?" - the answer is a resounding "yes." Oops legaljuice-1 2009-11-17T00:02:05-05:00 A Simple victim, a simple scammer ... http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/post_96.html : retired Murfreesboro woman reported a man identifying himself from Publisher’s Clearing House notified her she received a $200,000 prize but she needed to pay $857.75 in taxes before receiving the money... ]]> Best Of legaljuice-1 2009-11-16T00:04:21-05:00 Turning Yourelf In Is Great. But ... http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/post_95.html Sure, turning yourself in is great but ... Best Of legaljuice-1 2009-11-15T00:04:24-05:00 Boy Plays With Fire, Will Have To Pay The Consequences, And I Do Mean "Pay" http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/boy_plays_with_fire_will_have.html I think it's fair to say that virtually every kid on earth is told not to play with fire. Many kids ignored it, and managed to escape unscathed. Such was not the case for an 11-year-old boy ... Odd Cases legaljuice-1 2009-11-14T00:05:54-05:00 A Sex Emergency http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/st_petersburg_times_joshua_bas.html I would imagine that 911 operators get a lot of strange calls. Still, I'll bet they don't get calls like this too often... Odd Cases legaljuice-1 2009-11-13T00:03:31-05:00 This Is How You Show Your Respect For Your Mother? http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/this_is_how_you_show_your_resp.html You'll have to excuse the pun (you'll see what I'm talking about), but this was extremely uncool... Uncool legaljuice-1 2009-11-12T00:06:36-05:00 It's Called A "Car Wash" Not A ... http://www.legaljuice.com/2009/11/as_reported_by_the_courier.html It's called a "car wash," not a "man wash." No doubt these four guys knew that, but decided to give it a shot anyway - NAKED! Say What? legaljuice-1 2009-11-11T00:01:13-05:00