You have to admit, it's not the most illogical place to hide some sausage... It would appear, though, that this gent may have overdone it. Per The Cairns Post:
A man hit a snag with police after he stuffed his pants with sausages and a meat pack in an alleged theft at an Innisfail supermarket.
It is the region's second case of shop-stealing involving sausages stashed in trousers in recent months. (You can read about the first one here.)
Police officers were called to the store after the 50-year-old was seen allegedly leaving without paying for the stash on Wednesday.Sorry to disappoint the bargain hunters out there, but ...
It is understood the meat has been disposed of.