When you hear the word “battery” you think of 2 things: “Hey, do you have a AAA battery?” Or you think of someone getting the ass kicked. The Juice is quite confident that you would not think of something like this. Per The Northwest Florida Daily News:
A man was charged with battery after he poured water on a woman during an argument, an arrest report indicates.
The man, who is 39 and lives in Niceville, admitted to Niceville Police officers he poured water on the woman during their spat and told officers to take him to jail.
As you wish.
The charge was a misdemeanor. His plea date is April 22.
Sounds like a candidate for the litter patrol, and maybe some anger management counseling.