Is That A Loris In Your Pants, Or ...
Sure, the "is that a ... in your pants" is not a not totally uncommon theme. Still, a loris? As reported by the BBC:
Two of the men were found with slender lorises concealed in pouches in their briefs, a customs official at Indira Gandhi International Airport told the BBC.Yes, they had lorises in their underwear! How were these clever gents caught?
The animals were uncovered when security guards noticed a bulge in their underwear during a frisk.You can read more (a fair amount) here.