Okay, so you’re boyfriend won’t let you drive his car. Good decision, since you were drunk. So then you decide to “borrow” his brother’s car. Want to guess what his brother does for a living? As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News:
A 26-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday night after stealing a Walton County Sheriff’s Office patrol vehicle.
Britney Michelle Simpson of Warner Robbins, Ga.,and her boyfriend were staying with his brother, an investigator with the Sheriff’s Office, according to a press release.
She stole a patrol car! Brilliant!
While at the investigator’s home, the couple began to argue over the fact that Simpson wanted to drive her boyfriend’s vehicle. Simpson was highly intoxicated at the time.
When the man denied her access to her car, Simpson found a container that held the keys to the investigator’s patrol vehicle — the Walton County Sheriff’s officer was not home at the time.
Simpson was believed to be headed towards Destin and a “BOLO” (be on the look out) was issued. Twenty minutes after leaving, Simpson returned and exchanged the Sheriff’s vehicle for her boyfriend’s vehicle.
She was stopped a short distance from the home by a deputy who arrested her for driving under the Influence and grand theft auto.
Sheriff’s car? What’re you talking about? I’m just out here driving drunk in my boyfriend’s car! How dare you!
Simpson is being held in Walton County Jail on a $10,000 bond.
You’ll find the source here, including Ms. Simpson’s mug shot.