So You're Telling Me It's Illegal To Be Drunk On A Train In Michigan?
Sadly, Michiganders, you are now on notice of this law, though you were previously bound by it nonetheless. Here's the law:
436.201 Drunkenness on train prohibited.
No person shall while in an offensive state of intoxication enter or be on or remain upon any railway train or interurban car as a passenger.
Putting aside that The Juice is a personal injury lawyer, nevertheless, he's convinced he could mount a strong defense for anyone charged under this law based on a single word - "offensive." Drunk? Hell yeah. But not offensively so. Case dismissed. Here's a link to the law.