Honey, You Need To Get Yourself A New Boyfriend
In relationships, as with many other things, you need to know when to cut your losses. For this Florida woman, it's clearly time. As reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News:
A man was arrested after he locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her.
The woman called law enforcement about her boyfriend of about five years after the 43-year-old locked her in a shed, threw a container of cottage cheese at her and then tried to pour gasoline on her, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.Cottage cheese and gasoline? Kind of a mixed message there.
The container holding the cottage cheese didn’t hit the woman, but its contents did.
Harold McCleery was arrested and charged for battery and false imprisonment.Here's the source, including a mug shot.