You Stole What?
So here's what Andrew Allen admitted stealing from a home in Blackpool, England, per the Blackpool Gazette:
"He stole a dustpan and brush, a cat basket, a trowel and lawn feeder, a basket with tools and a gardening glove."Street value - £51 ($75 US)! Dude, why? In a nutshell: Methadone, sleeping pills, and alcohol.
How do you think this conversation will go? "So, what are you in for?" Uh, er, um ...